 鲜花( 3)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A( ]5 A, K6 T2 Y4 T
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
8 `& x7 g" [( Z> 0 m, x* W: O5 F' Q6 d; s
> HONEY,* g! s5 L, E4 q0 s! }& y
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
' A7 x# b8 J2 c8 M9 `! ]* n> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
) d/ V& a! A; ?$ ^* H> # Q- T5 K+ D) y! Q9 v
> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,9 h( z; L9 O5 ^$ J# j$ b
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?$ T: l# P& m, H3 D' W2 [1 M( [
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE$ w! \/ x3 ?2 m. D5 s$ w
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?, s4 Q; D! @) z0 J
> I DON'T THINK SO.
8 g2 S9 y0 m7 C6 ?6 A1 b8 |> 4 i! r2 s" X/ x4 o) M; q
> FINE,+ e9 t# G7 ?6 {
> ! e5 O2 Y! b# s8 r: h1 g2 M
> THEN THE WIFE ASKS," E# J$ v: G; [
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?1 \4 x( Y6 f: x$ O1 J6 Z7 \
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
6 u: G7 c8 M4 a( [' \6 F>
# e6 ?2 J# K6 l! d5 Q% X2 { q9 C2 h+ f> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
. x% p/ X. h$ v6 c i! I> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
; ~! L& l3 }% O5 u2 X> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
1 f) i- A7 x2 r3 \+ w> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?5 |' ]# L6 u9 @$ {- F+ t& M
> I DON'T THINK SO1 V9 r8 G# Y" x" `; }7 @3 C. g
>
2 x) H4 Q! q$ R7 C2 @+ Z% O> FINE, SHE SAYS' E9 ~9 v: y, [% `7 g
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
4 f3 S' J7 T, W> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
# |; t8 e$ ?% ~2 Q> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
- c6 ^8 U- S# K8 h' r' Y> $ O' Q! y. a4 b' R+ ~5 ~' L: s! x
> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T' a& a o4 j+ W/ H
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
9 r! l. r! N, h; o5 k; C) r> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE( J! E7 L9 K/ ^9 W$ s) [
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?0 H; \! f. K2 E" ^
> I DON'T THINK SO
0 }" p7 m3 m5 B( L4 B! K> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.% P% H4 K9 v; t3 K6 \! \
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
. Z7 s3 V. T3 o' K( i% P> _) F# U# z$ q4 [
> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A1 F: v8 V/ S6 I
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................4 w' h! @% v9 }, ?* P
>
& n$ N4 I) d, P+ e& e* _1 p% ]; W> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW; A# Q6 m) \7 q3 m& u8 n" \
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
) w1 O0 I$ k: x) H, x6 v> TO GO HOME2 z& q* \+ }0 o4 h. |
>
4 R) K/ D8 [ t5 _$ t> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES; s/ d6 x! Y! r$ ]5 i: W
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
4 E/ A' y/ G& ]* }+ Z) C> # k9 O5 f% b0 ]2 r, W# s" _- x
> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
4 e$ A5 r" s: d- W> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
5 @) k# ~0 B3 z s: p9 N$ h> , b" l( `( Q8 @( H W
> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
6 u A7 g3 Q* i: p+ F h> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED./ g: E& a/ ]2 Q0 W w- _
> * {! a+ P9 F) p' `! b$ F, A" m
> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
$ K) t# j8 s* O3 K0 A1 _& q+ c1 i> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT+ ~- A2 v- |& o7 ~3 y+ S
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED./ T0 \- G9 p. u6 ^9 K/ ]* T
> 4 e7 g, w! k/ a( k& {4 K
> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
9 \5 ]3 m) D3 V> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM., e2 [$ z, k5 A6 }
> * Y1 {: R2 ^& M+ U! d$ T! W: o
> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND7 l/ k7 I* Q" }* p' \9 Q! J- F
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER2 p; t6 a F$ V+ X( @
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
. E7 j. x8 p% [> + ^) f5 O& B+ b/ n
> HE SAID,) Q3 w7 ]" C% Q& O
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?" o7 D' T% V$ T; P
>
: u/ L% d" M( ^. K! R( w R2 d+ G" J> SHE REPLIED,
9 N& W4 D, H% P; s> HELLOOOOO..- Q+ _# N5 V0 Z( _
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN/ q6 O' [7 C* S3 }) N& W% a o( E
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
7 S2 r2 u& p3 D+ \> I DON'T THINK SO! |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2009-4-8 12:14
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
