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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
7 B* B/ M- p- U; J" n e> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS," I" H& D" T- r* n' W2 }
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> HONEY,4 K1 ~, i! ^8 F5 i+ o
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
4 |) W! i) {1 e. o6 A* D> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
( q, Q( b% y1 J> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?" j4 _, U: z4 E) ?' k
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE$ C" U; @" {9 i$ [) w& Z/ }: b
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
6 N- Y) L7 m4 G% b. `( ^! q> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,# r. W" i6 G8 Z2 q% _. y
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( {- ^+ |4 P% s1 a% p' O" p) v> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
1 y7 g- s( X: k0 V6 T/ u3 Q> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? T" O& T! T8 Q0 O: t9 y$ X9 m
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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( [3 U2 B' ]; z! d+ `$ R" ?, d> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,+ y4 v3 B. x* R* f! o9 ~
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
r! X/ |" [, A+ l: q A/ }> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
1 O9 \" N9 h2 M/ \8 m9 }! T> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?% E0 W) C+ y4 N' ]/ ^
> I DON'T THINK SO
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2 m& U. @; [% K> FINE, SHE SAYS
+ [, ~; ^9 f0 B( p' v> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS: n$ A8 n. p$ v8 c* }
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?; F! B, h0 N' z, [5 _+ l. a
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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" [3 R" F- P$ v- C$ U6 ^> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T% e3 r0 x9 }- S: g
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
" P6 `; L% @8 a; R' O( c> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
, H! q! i% Q* o5 p> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?# t& j8 ^" n5 C0 L* F
> I DON'T THINK SO: ~" x. G+ T9 W" ^6 D
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
( H& U; u7 p; o( x> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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( k8 J& @5 [- f4 Y4 z> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
; a6 d/ `+ ^) X: p) n# d: U> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................3 w9 a1 K' ~9 h: `. [0 S* ]/ Y
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, g, a$ y$ q# V: J2 B> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW8 r1 f6 v* q9 F) i5 T
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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- W) f9 q: ?3 ^* f& V" j> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES% d' q+ W. V0 r" ]
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.- G/ Y9 e7 r* u* N
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5 C# z7 M! R9 J- L8 X0 `> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE4 e& I6 @+ C# U1 T1 ^
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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- O8 a& _' _5 o; f> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES' g( O8 k+ { E
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
. P! j8 O/ e. d* P, i- `> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT) U" M0 O" t. [1 J2 D+ Q" e* \
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.4 T/ C2 r/ m3 |$ P; Z
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
) B7 R* q* q+ B0 g) M0 U& n> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND7 @" W) @( N0 y2 V0 _
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER( f/ a" R ]+ V
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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" m G* @6 B) y> HE SAID,/ v/ [! W. r( _, J
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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( V. @8 @$ k* _0 N, z> SHE REPLIED,
; B$ S0 p( @) ^& N Q> HELLOOOOO..( ~! T' y- t9 K4 j( m/ t
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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- {, ^8 L$ b, c, q9 G) O> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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