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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A+ M+ F& T( `8 A. q# U2 G: L
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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9 E! [& I! V. R. u$ i> HONEY,
; E7 m- v# d- S& w/ @2 G/ i2 o> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
# N" Z2 W' A9 |) Q. B* s> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.$ v, I. F, z8 I( a* N& Z! `5 d1 N! x
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: q9 V a/ {( H; e6 d8 b> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
6 O1 l5 f2 E7 S* D5 K1 i> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
; c& R, s. E0 s9 G> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
" {* X% _% i( I4 Y/ E% m8 i> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?7 c/ {" G+ ~1 |" C& s- I9 Y/ s0 |
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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' R% y) y8 V- Q: i: @8 E> FINE,( {* E5 s% ?% s6 j9 |% o
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2 {" f i i! j& S+ |> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,( l" ]* E( a* X8 q% P u
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?% o7 m8 X0 _( C2 k( W9 G
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,# v9 N, X- I2 X4 W8 x9 t8 X
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?* E0 J" V! F4 r" \
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE/ j+ q% [. Z! }% w, C9 ?
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?: P' ]0 l% ^% l" H7 D" H
> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
) p8 N4 D! y) x0 i, C> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS& |, \5 G6 l6 `' I9 \
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
% H8 d1 s5 f% V# K0 |> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK( T0 ~% X- C5 P( ]* L$ b$ X
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7 s6 E: c) c: O$ z> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T1 X1 ?4 D: u5 W6 i
> WANT TO FIX STEPS- K- x* j- t9 h3 J* y! Y5 J a
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
2 ~; X: H+ |) k2 |> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
5 F- Y. z9 O- n/ n# B6 S; T. c> I DON'T THINK SO
, X9 t7 ?% Y" a4 E4 V> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
/ Z' R3 L, V/ n5 d! Y1 d4 y8 Z8 y! i> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A% d' L# M' t% A, m. w; X5 T
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
& \' e7 f B3 x4 g: D' f- U> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES' z4 n( o+ c) u5 i9 a
> TO GO HOME( e/ H" |6 M/ W
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES; R/ X$ U# l2 C2 Z# g5 M. |. b/ K: r
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.3 G2 {$ e; n, z. V! m( P9 I: a
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* t0 y* ^0 Q4 D2 x: O, t> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
- K1 J$ h& U3 ?- x> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES' a% } i. f3 P4 a
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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: g+ i8 ? s( f. p> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?! s: o- o1 K- X$ k6 c' X- V
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT: x$ _+ i4 r$ v) Q
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.! D6 V7 c( i, G( I- o
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
7 ^! `3 R& Z7 H4 r b1 ^/ Q( d> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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- ?# i! m' x" U5 l& `> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND" V5 \) u* A; b# ?
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER7 [! \+ o* i5 ~% }
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,
: T* g2 a4 Q# N# ]# h3 E- b> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?8 a) N {" r. O D# n
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" f; }6 K$ N1 l) `9 I/ F/ E> SHE REPLIED,
3 V9 u) H5 M" _( [- d> HELLOOOOO..
6 `' T+ y& {' q/ C3 I> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN; X/ E$ b( ^9 L8 B/ ?
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
4 q" Q* y- P, M7 \5 y7 C$ V> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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