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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
0 {/ [- Y6 u4 T1 @/ ]> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,2 b; S4 H( {: C1 D- p: h' E0 D
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?: \" G$ a$ R; a0 b
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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3 k! V- m5 `) m3 q> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
" X0 C4 h$ D3 F9 f4 c1 c# T: x> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
. K6 ~3 n9 M3 r1 w) o> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
; l9 ]+ {4 q, B. I> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?" j0 O$ h# L8 b0 Z/ v: c% Z0 k
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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# |! Z- @$ j4 S+ Y1 y# B> FINE,
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: A( _8 s9 ^) M4 E* W N% S. ]> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,) [7 i) t3 H4 ~9 z
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?+ [ {: W- u7 y7 I
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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. G: O4 [; A) p! J0 {1 S> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,- |9 _0 e7 ?: z. _+ B7 s
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?7 N$ x7 k m3 h# c" j/ N+ w
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE1 J! B4 n$ G2 G% n% o1 Z
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
; e; v* b! Q+ W; Q( B" o> I DON'T THINK SO& _8 l) |' ^* N5 U4 L- M& D
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
/ q: y7 E6 \1 Y* F$ A6 i3 P> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS; w3 x' B% {+ s% A4 c
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
- w+ Q( }) V7 q> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK9 t& \( Q- c; w" s6 {4 I' _
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; k5 `* [$ a0 {6 s J" r8 i> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T# h6 q2 `: o2 y# \4 ?3 a. R
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
$ S T& f6 h6 M+ Y6 p! w$ i- K> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
9 r3 y* B# E6 }4 L8 R6 Y. C; Y> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?' q; |% V/ N3 z; ?
> I DON'T THINK SO$ N2 o/ a# g0 S8 k L# e+ v/ _
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
- T; ]1 ]( I' n0 v" ~9 L" K+ _> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
6 B3 [3 @( s6 V" P( u& O. `> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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2 I- u( d3 }; K- y/ O% Y: I' U> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW4 Y7 I0 v- f# {( M. W8 x1 p* l3 K
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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. g7 z ~- O8 A& J- d; s> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES7 E3 {; {& d- X; ~
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED., ~% I" B) O4 m2 D, i# b
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8 c) ^( H4 S/ R1 U> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE: v3 o$ U) B- W) O1 V" r, I" Q
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
% [% E9 L. O( t4 y( O5 w> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT* X9 v1 Y) x, V0 s
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.% i1 o8 d2 |% b
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
" r2 S9 {% l% D b( T) |8 G; W> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER8 ]/ R8 ^( Y! s* r/ t4 v0 r R0 _
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.& D: h [7 M- K* x
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6 ]! }) n' e: x0 {+ p- H! w> HE SAID,
0 i. Y9 Q' Z6 C* m> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?9 E/ d& h& W8 f5 q
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> SHE REPLIED,& j1 P) m1 g" Y, m- H* Y
> HELLOOOOO..+ H0 c' I* k Z$ J$ S7 y1 P' G
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN, G3 D0 J, d' ?! h! a. f
> ON MY FOREHEAD?9 j, d: j. n5 g2 k. d& d% _2 O; @% m
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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