Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
: Q0 e5 Y3 N# F- u1 k( ?% x0 X> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
>
) e3 S* S0 N. X5 e6 @> HONEY,
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
( I+ S, H- U, z5 d/ _6 K2 u> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
% @7 @/ }) N! q/ A' g> I DON'T THINK SO.
>
> FINE,
>
) z: Q2 X$ t% `6 J9 X+ n1 h> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
1 c' J+ K# R, `$ K/ h2 J> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
>
> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
  ^, W3 L! l9 f9 t% _$ v1 e  t> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
; d% m9 B% K& i1 e> I DON'T THINK SO
>
> FINE, SHE SAYS
4 l4 N  C( _8 D4 y7 V2 ^> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
2 c/ O$ a* K) {0 g> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
>
> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
/ g7 C) |2 v0 h> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
6 T: n! {# v" Z> I DON'T THINK SO
: Q, M& t2 S+ @# r3 Y6 j/ U> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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" D. \6 o1 K5 X3 B> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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9 y' U: ?; l3 P; v" y> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
5 D2 [" C% W. Y, c* Y5 x> TO GO HOME
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( y: }: U6 ~( B1 q2 S* W  d> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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) F; u' [% f+ S> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
>
> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
6 V$ L( C5 G; k> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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5 Z8 N+ Q4 G5 e> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
# K; g, ~# o' e) S> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
>
> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
- o- c2 v) K+ e/ b. r( w> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
# t$ P( ^. E0 K> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>
> HE SAID,
( m/ H* [3 a+ T) ^> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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8 m  n3 i9 t$ l7 @> SHE REPLIED,
> HELLOOOOO..
- U; x6 `( e5 _. w9 O> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
( i) Z( S% [9 o$ C* t* e8 M, ^> ON MY FOREHEAD?
6 }, O" W, C1 b5 ~/ U3 ?: c> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.