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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
3 I# r* Z7 Q1 a0 h3 W" V! NI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.6 D: `+ I$ F1 [2 U3 F( P
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
% L4 K# Y2 L; b( L xWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.) j! \ M4 b- N! H4 ]
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
/ I" ?2 n" t" S; n* q( tthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
" p U0 c5 w: f6 P2 ^8 e# l4 h0 l+ rwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
! \8 a: Y" x; l4 ?/ r$ MThere are some people that are not into all the words.
) b6 Y6 f* |* n% r/ H/ JThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
/ r5 Q) X# D. z. [2 t8 [There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7. K$ ?: e; m$ _0 P, c. B, `- D
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.3 q- A, M+ C. c9 B# l
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
* R2 E! u% P/ Z! pto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
2 W% b* e! w& Y% g# V6 ?Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?# S; c/ Y* ^& P- @1 a
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
' j t( \/ H' Y$ M+ }1 w5 Uand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?, `4 b* }: j7 C5 m
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits", U6 ^8 D) B0 N8 Q+ d! f7 K. f
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
- W2 @% W8 S$ s$ wcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
- a% S0 v: T- O# e, c$ f9 u"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
0 J. a) U; S, }5 d/ AWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly- Y1 i% z! q; Z3 O; T
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
4 W* k* C3 y1 ?! Dman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a2 k' X# @7 G1 b; [$ W
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist( J+ ^1 Y. p6 ]+ I/ j4 x
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
* ]9 o4 R6 v9 r; v1 JPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just1 P5 V8 p1 }+ N3 T z9 X) {$ V
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
% u) X. ~ {: v2 ~; m# t* X! vnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
1 p; Y0 ]6 D5 V) N" Fbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
2 A0 r" C' z/ |- wcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
8 s" j, W) p8 J- y5 g& B+ [some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and$ w7 U8 \5 F) B' Y4 @( c
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
. R ^0 ]' L1 l7 Ithere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
2 a9 t6 L T) s% uI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
! s5 R9 a! h4 z% {! a3 O gwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at. o) o8 y9 V" [( ~, w
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
8 b) N& }* ?/ t: r. j8 s' iIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the4 F. M# Z) d3 B1 i
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
$ D7 q5 ` Z5 L3 S0 g- E3 g: U2 {together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that- @ z g% n4 ^- e4 i
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were7 l( q( y- U: `# M
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
4 h/ i3 A: ]/ zdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such- A, {5 k2 I2 O
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
* s+ @9 T2 m$ t( lAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
& U1 L4 v, L+ I1 |9 Oaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
^/ I4 v% n1 K1 Git takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very: g0 ~; P5 t3 s y
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to$ E. D, d H2 L
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,, Q4 V3 Y! T7 N
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love. m$ J* r& R6 }
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is- Z1 x+ H) M: J. y! L
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but" t5 B8 v1 F! X1 w/ `
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for2 P/ }" z% e4 g: M+ r
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
! _5 Q9 _# b" sSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."+ Z& U- F4 {$ W, ?
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
! R: u1 y( V7 V1 M; tI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any1 g x9 O/ `+ M+ k( t; R. S
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even% ?1 I! i1 t8 Y/ t3 A
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,6 V! l5 C1 c; b
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.6 {+ w, D `1 ?. ^$ T
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words." _. h* r* s& {: v: w& i( R% m
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
4 c% n/ K5 L' Z" sCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
% k8 ?, o% }8 W- ^8 }the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for; ~$ l. i* `$ V, J, ~( s% w" l
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
, O4 t0 ]* F( hsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
6 q# f- h) G- _/ H! S, e: Athem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that, e7 m$ D7 { g$ h# M! y
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
' F: x0 w- v" Lcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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