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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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+ O. ~& {7 ?1 JI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.) a/ u2 d* j* ~" L, D$ k6 J
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
; L. `2 K* {: K, \$ z) s" lThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
( R7 h# f. t C v2 gWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
( U* `$ i; _+ @2 v' ?then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
+ i& _1 R: m/ A9 _0 ]; Rthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
% Z+ e4 M7 t5 iwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
. {3 h; d/ A0 q4 P- V% SThere are some people that are not into all the words.
[9 F- T& B, CThere are some that would have you not use certain words.3 ]' F6 O; C3 C* V7 U6 J% Q9 F
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7+ t$ o- F w0 _+ Q
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
# w; t6 O$ D T/ g! a I! f399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous4 r- e/ ~2 K/ W! x4 o9 @
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,9 E6 }4 E I9 H6 E
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
+ d0 L/ I3 u% ]% \"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
. w i& a P2 U' l& eand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?7 j- n6 {! g6 ]9 D" R2 n
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"1 T/ t3 n' u4 b+ k& F1 u
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,. m: w- Y/ @+ f. H- h! G6 ?, N
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
- U% `2 t# W4 g"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
# f S$ P( N$ F2 {: w! u- A& S! E4 qWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly( |1 G: y/ b8 r6 S, ^$ G K$ \
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,5 O$ a. l5 m$ h. l* E/ w4 `5 ~
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
: X. Q8 y- E( y1 {5 o. U. fsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
4 s/ j, \1 h+ _# m6 Dsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,; a! Y' A4 l+ d6 m
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just p) b- f; x/ p6 [" x( j
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
/ l7 p4 j6 ^' X$ I$ P; }not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
- [% j' i& t4 `1 T) [: Hbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
' S5 t% ` ~& W+ ecompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
' {; X9 g; y& A9 [5 S' nsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and% F. E c! N$ `& c# V' F
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on' L2 d/ D! Z9 C; @5 H, ?# ~
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
& Y$ q% m; o& H, N' \ a1 A" }I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend$ O' i5 D9 m, g, w* y7 p
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
; H+ v1 W7 v2 t: \% \1 Oyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."/ Z; B2 s o7 X, v# F! M
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
" Q) m! A- Q" ?$ Y% C4 hother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
! _2 a1 B+ b( Mtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that7 C9 C7 w+ k: c; C* e0 C# q7 J$ F
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were" ^) X& m! u) }1 c) M
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
; m! E1 F9 y% Y. r9 Gdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
; i7 p9 s2 N) F7 Vstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
5 V9 Z, {; P- ^7 P `And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more- y* `% ?0 d' u3 o1 B0 W" w" T* ^
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think, W4 A }5 Y8 a0 M" |
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very, E% p# k4 F. E/ `1 M! H7 h
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
6 N# [% j' B+ }( q* H2 p! fhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
; h, |7 B8 w: U5 y"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
e& q+ d. ~7 ]3 I% wthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
; Z3 z& H6 H1 A, t# n9 q9 na great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
0 a1 V- H4 j: l; s5 YI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
6 c& w" s" m! j# Pthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
$ k# |% w4 X# y/ v: X2 P' @5 `Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
0 K; N- W. w. R) ^" U+ {So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
6 z/ G7 F# G P4 g7 {7 i+ xI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any( k+ x) W' D' |4 y" z' f! L- K! p
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even; b4 [& C( y! f0 u
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
7 j' s; ]* ~% `1 g. m$ G2 Hand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
0 p: R( w+ |" tBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
2 v' A8 T% T1 HRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
' N4 F. X1 d: ~+ aCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in6 ^! e; F6 B. K: U' |
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
2 G0 t8 e6 S k8 G# [: _Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
" g$ c: s6 U* F; |; t4 }" Q2 ?- f8 C# msay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding$ v, r& y$ k! R
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that" F$ q1 x& W& C8 Q+ F# m7 W7 J, F: d
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You$ T2 h/ J6 H2 M# @. {: d9 r3 z
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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