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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.% u& H3 o# [2 o; V* z/ I @
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.. f1 ~2 O" `# x1 r
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.; {- r7 {8 }" A5 t# w
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
6 ~3 N& W9 f. s# \* oWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
7 X1 f( j+ ^9 C* xthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
+ Q- G U V, B+ b. S" f/ Gthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same( Z( \+ |8 l! Y) U' N% U7 a) I. }
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.) T) d: A7 A" v1 _: Q, J
There are some people that are not into all the words.
" L) [2 T2 J/ ~4 PThere are some that would have you not use certain words.- K. T' H6 D7 E' g2 T
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
: @9 |& P7 i- m* ~2 o1 \! ~1 i; oof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
" U0 L- U3 c( H0 ^1 x* M: C399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
: H1 i# d; S/ C uto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,, b U) }/ S1 e5 {: I
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
" {9 V3 T: |1 T( x J1 ^"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions," Y9 x# B7 c5 E
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?& i) L. p& {8 ^( B0 Q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"' A) H* b0 x% h# G
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,0 _. y6 R7 L( k9 q2 U- n
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war./ `7 Y1 x+ q' \! H6 i
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
, S8 g1 z" C; `5 g7 |0 PWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly: Y1 c6 R! ~+ x: \* V
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here, ]; m8 V, O/ L# {2 [
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a$ ^4 a- E) ~/ ]& n
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
8 B1 R6 C; \" P6 z/ Q! w7 r- jsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,' U ~/ F2 S& G1 X4 `
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
8 Q c/ l q1 E' f& H, R I7 g& u" nOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
3 Y1 Y" k/ E! n$ ]9 enot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,* }; Z9 k. b% L/ s
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
- o+ ?6 n( s7 D7 G6 Zcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why. q& |* O, L4 B" e0 E4 A
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
; l' \% x1 o# [MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on h/ p; ^ z7 _5 ~" B2 x. u0 @
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
1 U% p, Z+ _1 s% i8 M) f& ~I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
3 ^. P% U% O8 T7 K, a) Nwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at5 U/ T) X+ G) v; ~5 g* D0 b
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
/ v4 r4 p2 U a8 |& n" z3 zIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the/ Q1 P& l1 q1 m+ m! z- @% [
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
$ y* }+ m/ w% l2 j+ N1 E# q" }together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
; F6 K+ d l. I" @0 G4 mPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
# _" u N# b3 scertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
& D" R) i' Q2 P+ mdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such) N: K& C1 {1 P; L" m/ G+ U
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
* o; [: G; O# O1 H" F4 `* a. p" {And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
1 k' N' j+ {3 O8 Q7 q/ oaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think" ~; y7 v/ x$ M/ Q: O, z
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very( F+ W' b: v6 ]3 ?. v
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to, ~% J! _& L# h0 y' e% ?7 G8 E
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,( D4 g1 l8 u( u
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love) O6 _3 e" b" n% c- F
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is4 ]( J( Q8 K6 a, ?; n
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
5 n: ~( ?+ j5 m( \" C- u6 A; u' vI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
+ J1 P6 o: }6 ]( N* v7 ] Fthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,: z# ~; `; E6 {) M+ `4 i
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."0 p2 V- B5 U/ N! r8 _" n; W
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.- j: W3 a3 D5 W, ~, N
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
4 u0 L" D2 X _circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even- l! V7 ?' ~. r$ C+ `- y
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
8 C: B7 Z+ p0 |) t9 Uand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.& a. M6 q2 w. C
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.8 P# U: A$ k; _
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock7 x: ]; J7 r j$ Q5 u
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
8 t4 ` i& u" mthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for+ l6 t; Y/ x2 {) K5 z3 u
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't8 E, C+ M; P4 S' Y \
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding6 u; x% T( ~* K& I; v/ s9 h, J8 D
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
5 S* S. m& f: y! O/ Bgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
0 x, u$ {3 \% l& o( b6 [ @8 ncan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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