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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.+ t/ k: \0 o. l; ^
# i# }7 u0 ?# G3 D2 jI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
1 I9 C8 D5 i# V3 c7 x3 B) LI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.7 y! a7 V, ?, a3 K
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
7 \) r2 o1 U' R7 \' LWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
2 q5 ` k M( g7 cthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
6 w% d3 ?8 |/ `" O1 o! pthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
/ ~; J3 T* L) m6 x' T: W; e& rwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
" R& z" ^" B6 o/ L) r+ q& L5 I* BThere are some people that are not into all the words.) [, D$ i2 m: @9 h% j
There are some that would have you not use certain words./ e6 i. p, X: E, O9 L. k6 s& h. k H. s: g
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7( T, _9 p. _. ?6 W4 S' g
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.5 X, G2 q7 b7 M
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous% Y$ z9 A( E6 ^- |6 Y
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
5 {( H8 D: _) Z( {% f+ U7 F) tBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
) j6 E" q5 ^, L6 E"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
. x2 B0 |% m! |( T k& F: Xand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?' C: v# O! a- g- c
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"( S. D2 R4 @4 {2 y, s
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,0 F A9 n7 |0 ^1 R: B" Y5 y
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
, E: r5 J# D: e"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
" A9 L2 ~4 q" sWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
; Q. V! x% f) o) M% l' K/ `- Dsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,4 [* W& x, }7 d/ p
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
4 t" ~2 x; o; [* H) {- ssnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
& e; m5 G: Q6 J2 N2 J4 i+ Qsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,6 y- r1 d. [+ @* E/ q( [2 s+ f( F
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
" d0 n; U5 x8 f- hOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does3 [4 L& _, n' i- {/ G
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,- f3 j0 [ s5 ~' H, R9 C
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not0 i" c& E' H ]# C
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why* }! H" f; t* e* ?/ K
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
" t- u$ d) f, d* _ x9 _MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on" K; X! B8 K1 B' v
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.2 b" P5 n: _5 m5 u8 c+ t
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
, \- [' v* k6 A2 g, V" bwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at! o& E$ q9 M9 K v
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."# Q0 L* o' y3 Q. s
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
2 {! R* _2 J( V* g. e9 pother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
: j9 @3 s, {. E2 c# e4 Rtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that) F3 A5 L3 _5 |6 |' @
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
, i" Q5 L& N! c2 mcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
( a6 T6 E8 m. ?/ t+ W3 B& Vdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
& R# c7 _2 I$ istupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
& V- Z! g: W2 U7 s" `7 qAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more2 S( L0 Z+ B) _/ v& Y D
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
8 g2 t5 X/ ]2 a1 q0 c" S; h( Iit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
9 Q* j* y) N/ @& iimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to: @2 ? {5 C8 {6 p8 g3 S& P- y
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
1 k, D5 [. r- ]* ~8 b$ r, @"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love& z/ V1 m5 e) x+ x. S0 v' @; C7 M
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is9 i5 a. j8 C) {) d4 }4 {) E
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
f) v* s* h" a' O4 \I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
! E6 i+ C. e0 b5 b) S$ G, Bthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay," O' r& L' E& w9 z: p4 Q
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
8 t0 `% F) f/ A5 D* t2 ^7 O& L! ZSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.( Z) i: F- d4 Y' t
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any/ j5 r- y5 [! T/ G6 l0 O4 f
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
; D' y: y" }3 A' \8 I4 ^clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,0 e: h; D J; O4 |% i
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out." E5 L4 l/ h! e7 G
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.# d* O2 n9 X5 C& @! n x4 f
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock$ E' B# q( ]4 Q' A6 w
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
8 {0 {/ C4 h- H4 Hthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for; G) |4 s$ V4 j8 y" k
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
6 Q R2 p: h0 h" ^4 Wsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding$ {8 \4 r; m( u F. G, @5 [9 m! y
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that8 V0 N6 z) Q' W4 f5 Z
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You0 W; o6 _6 I8 H+ `
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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