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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it. B$ Q! X9 K) |+ o
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.) ~: a8 q$ r( L' F: Z3 A: p1 U! f
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
0 b1 P" v5 Y0 P4 OThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.9 w" q4 [8 n; o1 J- ~
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.+ E1 ?; o" P3 X0 Z' [
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for8 u/ a% \" h1 Y
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same) n, o5 K9 i, q) \- M- b# w0 F) A
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.; }+ [, X6 B% z; o! B
There are some people that are not into all the words.
/ [# K# y5 i2 y: ^There are some that would have you not use certain words.2 ?+ J9 ~* f0 G! K6 A. g
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
; L# K7 G8 R# Z4 hof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
; z7 m# S- M/ F" O5 Y- X) K399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
" Y. ?' r! o$ V' x( K9 N( h1 eto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
* [+ l# x* K9 H6 n/ ^" oBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
; g- D7 j8 ` y( M9 f7 }"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,: @' F$ B2 H! p# Q1 \
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?3 N1 ^) o# {+ \1 f" p
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
8 i6 \5 x( H' |% G2 RThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
" W+ q H( o5 S0 B( Ocurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.. e: c! w2 s4 V, A, L
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
/ q d. D) _. eWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
/ E* E2 j6 d/ ]( M8 V6 ksounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,0 \. ]1 E/ [! t' J! e, H
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
7 @4 G* k' [5 G B: h! K9 [0 fsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist C9 F2 ?4 p+ z" ^& _9 K
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,/ c2 t3 `4 m' ~1 ?7 M4 V( d
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just5 h4 s5 C5 n! t/ l* t3 {
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
) o, a0 s9 w6 r1 j! S/ A$ i: g0 bnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
- H8 F ]- g/ s4 Q! u' Lbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
1 e F+ K4 Z/ h! B) Pcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
/ M3 c, R& B- t' f+ M. h2 Isome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and) W7 u* l! q0 P- _7 R
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on8 E) s# F- d0 O& I% d& E
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
0 J/ j9 E8 ^4 I3 G- b; P9 x: t6 DI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend. D. @: f9 Z6 n3 c7 G3 [% c" K
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
# J/ X/ U5 V6 h; B' gyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
' ^0 a) p4 y h8 V8 aIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the R, _% P1 M0 t* h" Y" B J- M: U
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
& S7 N) }$ p# ~6 A& g3 ?+ t2 B+ mtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
9 w3 ~ @1 a* uPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
* x5 U7 F, p0 L* T7 v- ]certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I/ x' n: ]) {5 [8 u* A
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such# {8 l% J" X( J& k( @! t7 z
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."5 E4 p; v/ l1 k
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more4 ^% y7 |% x0 b) ~: N0 V6 H+ y2 u
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think9 F7 z& J2 K D% z Z
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very3 B+ E/ m2 Q Q' L7 P
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to+ B2 k8 J- e& B: g& R
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
" Z8 t# r7 U. M9 M. ^/ u"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
' x# m) y: q# X3 n) ]. Pthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is# j! i4 P, N" x. e+ Z; [$ s3 c
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
" s. w, \ |) n. |; |I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for; o& y9 m( M2 D- `6 p
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,5 F* c! P6 K) o
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
) G( x1 a( W7 c) o7 ]. lSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.. z1 j( K2 d# B- K5 k
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
3 g2 |. t; X0 Q2 W# w' lcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even. P# i- u. h; h; a2 I
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,0 Y, y7 H) C8 M* r/ r( \( x
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.3 C4 u# S* z7 Z9 h6 k$ T
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.6 ~! d3 Z* F9 y% l
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
- @2 t; y6 n& L% N W, FCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in' {4 h+ f2 f- z) X
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for7 a, s) ^( e- L& |" M; b" d1 r
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
6 P; e: ?1 z/ o8 e) ^+ Z5 S# Ssay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding8 t4 f+ P$ u+ V1 ^# s
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
- g4 z/ Y; a0 t2 D( Xgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You' R) ~6 ^. S0 R; k- d8 p. P. x5 T
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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