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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.4 C* [; l* q& F
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.6 W6 y6 ?1 b. s p5 J
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
' _; b9 y2 O: m+ G v% @9 S& M3 zThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.) S. j: o! @8 x2 M, p2 q
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.. l9 s( K! u2 A. w# I3 I
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for1 X/ f1 o% X2 ~% Q( U' e
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same! d5 I/ Y9 {4 @! m
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
G2 Z9 F4 T& B3 z& D& l4 o [$ `There are some people that are not into all the words.
$ R, W4 p; M! ZThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
' j6 t `0 i' s- z4 k2 V1 Z4 X% j" [( aThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
0 b* y+ ~6 ~. v) G; u9 N( V! `of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
, e3 h S+ i/ `8 u7 {0 X" v399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
- e2 A, d6 T, B9 J3 F# D6 ^to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
* @) t: G- I: t' z5 R& ABad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
* B& ^7 b9 x3 d4 B" h* U"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
( |& B7 W# V3 L; V: P6 f0 M, P) pand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
) j) r0 w) [7 i, r4 f' p+ V"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"2 Y1 G# m* P( A3 N7 c, A
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
& k b4 T/ ^0 L* E5 Z. C7 N2 y2 Tcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
( z" u6 A* Q) m% ?5 N7 s; N"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"0 Y; a( e& J! g3 A |6 c
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
! M7 M6 Q& Q) q, Rsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,/ B0 R3 U1 C# ^
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
$ R X$ N! t0 a& {8 l( Asnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
, F4 [2 G7 }, bsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,( L+ S9 f! ]( }& ~2 c4 y- W9 ]
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
8 Y) i! g( |9 ZOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
" d! N( w4 p8 j4 u9 K& m6 P y/ onot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
$ i$ \5 F9 L, M+ A% ~$ F- Ebut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not$ r7 i) y8 r9 o1 s! s0 W0 }: A
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why% ]3 H# N4 G0 M* T( f/ k
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and8 q4 Q3 T4 j9 \+ T
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
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" B& A! H( S: YI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend0 f, P$ Q* K5 M5 S: m- j' @2 P3 j
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
' U p4 _' }# N, l, vyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
; O3 M) m+ S/ V9 a3 G3 r' Q6 {It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the, {! \/ g+ \3 H. P N
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
. ^( P9 q5 d8 ?together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
2 O! _, ^; K- O5 a2 z$ D& APiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
" a# r: ~" e/ T# |0 k Ucertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I" m& c6 y& S3 b# V
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
' @( e, O ~3 H8 b. ystupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
& ` q9 F( G4 O" GAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
, ?, m, z5 ?5 ]! M y- r, d. ^. Zaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
6 c: D5 K# @. s/ Y% t! p+ g' Git takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
* _4 T8 F. u, L. simprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to3 ]& V8 b- {% Y2 [% Y* z9 W
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
: A( i5 Z! D4 l"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
" v# l2 y9 X+ y' z7 tthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is8 k2 c) v( {* }
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
6 S7 I* t$ x8 F- N M% y: WI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for0 Y, D; K$ Y- J7 \
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,- W6 [% T, E* B7 u) D& f& W
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."9 x$ F3 _ F S( }/ ~. r" i4 x0 Z
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
. H$ L4 Z3 s& ]1 K5 |# E8 [$ t: oI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
+ |% i" H8 a$ L- ?: J" ?- \3 |circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
* L$ L+ b5 M3 M$ e5 J0 Tclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
; A* J" `9 z( n) y6 ~5 I, R5 yand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
A5 Q9 G) M2 F6 oBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
# c0 ^$ X, S! _. CRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock4 f$ @8 Q5 [2 z1 c0 w& b
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in7 I6 a! q4 E& i2 Q5 J
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
7 M( u; K8 V# M7 @" T& Y+ WKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't) z# Q. B5 J1 I0 n, Y) L b
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
7 }- [" c( Q+ _% W4 U8 |4 Athem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
4 y6 L8 T" t5 S6 r) Q. Rgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
0 C9 Z8 v4 G' f$ J2 Ccan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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