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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my$ u. `& ^! R* _5 _" M4 t# L- k
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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8 ^3 v4 l' g, d* P! NThen, you wake up in a nursing home, o) e2 v$ O; i
feeling better every day.
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: N! z0 e$ R! C/ g0 ?6 D2 e: rWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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7 G4 q6 n m) p' z5 d4 ~When you start work,
# d# t; w$ |% C8 Y# q8 H. uyou get a gold watch on your first day.' z3 ^& f8 v/ a4 `2 e- J
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You work 40 years or0 V$ w, T2 ~3 h; o- l
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon* O$ ~5 N/ d- E3 ?
you're too young to/ { ]! j/ g* X5 b! H, X. ^$ V! L i
work.1 i4 W3 I+ u( K n& [/ E
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,) T5 I8 i& z2 q- c$ A5 ^- [8 U( ?
and party.
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) I. \4 I& g& E- ~' i' _As you get even younger, you become a kid
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' g; X# \- }9 @' G# E1 y( E% UYou go to elementary school, play, and have no" O. Z6 F N! D& \
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
Q, F; x5 h0 E& Q' } U' ?everyone runs themselves ragged
. X$ f1 @ c s e) Okeeping you happy.
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' B$ g# t$ J% B z5 K$ {, r" ?You spend
& ^) a; j! M; M( P) F1 ?your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,) x2 ^' j3 a2 b" O( F4 T
spa-like! I1 j( }5 N& n* }/ y
con ditions: central heating, room service on: e6 {' f1 R7 k9 c2 H0 }! u4 g
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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