MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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) ~; q: W- n7 T, s6 lYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

% }: ^/ E& W6 p: g6 _Then, you wake up in a nursing home
3 D4 k& G$ I! c9 o+ Cfeeling better every day.

# b- K' v& A+ W7 f, t" C* cWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
$ S' M2 T/ m- D  C. L! f7 oseveral years enjoying your
  z4 S/ ]0 p/ v% o9 v4 Eretirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
  U! h7 c) R3 R1 h# B0 syou get a gold watch on your first day.

5 W! R9 p8 l4 e3 j4 PYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
! i4 G+ M8 ?9 P# ]you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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( t5 e+ o4 D* S. [& Y7 ?( E, h4 CAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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1 J, ~9 U$ L9 K# j- p, L) AIn a few years, you become a baby and
( D7 @! G% p+ r3 L& ~+ i* Oeveryone runs themselves ragged
( T5 M1 r6 I! j( ^& J/ gkeeping you happy.
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& n6 F2 K, U. w- FYou spend
# t& T9 Q' d+ xyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
9 @# D6 F& c( X0 ^7 Z/ U2 Hcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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% p7 X: h- r: WUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!