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MY NEXT LIFE
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* s) \3 N) l3 }5 a+ gI want to live my
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) v0 [/ o! o8 k6 ?2 T3 T. l: FYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home) R) s2 ^ F9 S
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home" f9 u$ L% `6 \' R) q" F$ Z
for being too healthy, you spend G* h1 O5 e* T
several years enjoying your
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you get a gold watch on your first day./ W! y; e) Z- M
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You work 40 years or% Z; Q5 y6 E* U0 n& x _
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon4 F1 _; k9 L j8 M8 x- o- ?
you're too young to
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1 T) ]7 I# p; S4 U6 ]So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,3 O2 G# E% s1 O; w2 o% {
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and* g1 f/ @5 T# V e4 M
everyone runs themselves ragged' r- s! ^7 H2 i1 S: k# }+ x5 y
keeping you happy. h2 e: f3 t# F( h/ a( n C
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on5 s- A( Y6 A- ^7 I8 _0 b+ a9 s
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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