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MY NEXT LIFE
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7 x( z0 I" z4 m' o7 O" fI want to live my
* Z- ~/ G& r1 [* z2 b& Tnext life backwards!2 a9 _' | Y. R
* u; ]! e( \: TYou start out dead and get that out of the
! E6 P4 ]9 w5 i- o+ F! e" g9 V5 U4 Xway right off the bat.! B2 e0 d' N! Q; g8 d! I% N- R* o
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
2 h% [3 g4 k; jfeeling better every day.
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8 p5 M( V' u" z$ j; bWhen you are kicked out of the home
5 W7 y. g3 J+ S- gfor being too healthy, you spend
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% S0 h% D ^/ j3 y8 h2 f4 Nretirement and collecting benefit checks.8 G1 ]& h: w _; f
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When you start work,$ L* x" N! H5 M2 v
you get a gold watch on your first day.! W1 \4 o3 g$ k
- X+ d2 j. a+ r0 YYou work 40 years or4 Q/ m! u+ D M: Y2 W: H! n# p
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon2 u/ ~" m! f1 z$ v% n
you're too young to
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8 G" C0 V0 }4 u" b5 r! ^So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
4 ?6 e! P8 ~' g, ~" eand party.- ~+ T, E) P5 S5 k5 }
6 s2 x) e% I: U& |/ F& rAs you get even younger, you become a kid
$ B) y, _/ q$ A ]! ~8 J- kagain.9 Y K! ~0 w1 ?7 } `8 \; B8 c" `
$ J' b/ _3 w, w/ }1 u! |" B: KYou go to elementary school, play, and have no/ L5 B/ p$ x( d, E
responsibilities.
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! o$ F5 ~+ q9 [0 ]In a few years, you become a baby and
; f" O0 m8 d2 z* t' I! _$ qeveryone runs themselves ragged5 i- S- V6 }0 I( t& N! _
keeping you happy.4 p" W* g% S7 I+ {8 \% R1 f
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,. Z3 U: o( |9 H# H! s
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con ditions: central heating, room service on0 l6 T* W! K$ D& g# I$ G7 Y. A$ t5 ^
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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