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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE. E7 [0 O- y3 P! \

0 [/ U6 A6 T& v2 O* I" n" q, rI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home- f" q+ [' k0 Z) p4 A# W
feeling better every day.1 V5 s8 C9 |" n5 u% Z6 e2 X7 j

5 A- m: z; o) l: x/ j; WWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your* B- o9 Y1 X' u! G; w
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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# Q1 _# n2 q4 o$ p, fWhen you start work,, ]/ d, H% E5 w" C% S* Y1 m
you get a gold watch on your first day.8 E6 f7 V0 U4 w0 x+ b
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You work 40 years or6 e* S" G. i+ y* y9 m
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon0 C* \4 e% d! n% }3 t9 [8 V$ a
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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4 M9 h' `- v& i5 ^3 t4 C& v( ZAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.1 }- o, B# O. V( A: B( g; |

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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