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I want to live my
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% D" l" Q3 C/ R0 qYou start out dead and get that out of the
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3 J3 {, [ a$ _( s7 f, C, L" E IThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.( a2 |; P3 B. S6 }
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you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,; S8 a5 @- k3 G8 P: m, Q
and party.. C! o/ W& E* R+ w' X4 x E
. r' D; T% Z/ w7 o' k; iAs you get even younger, you become a kid: q+ b c' {# R! l* E# Q2 b
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/ |; O; W7 W1 TYou go to elementary school, play, and have no( B4 {: R5 l- p0 S
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In a few years, you become a baby and2 c6 |7 d* q9 Y0 i, v% j$ u
everyone runs themselves ragged8 k" [+ A- u5 }* f6 w
keeping you happy." B: U" ^7 r$ x6 }$ Y z
) F: i% S+ u6 C, y) IYou spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on4 `, S7 o8 c. N% h
tap.
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+ R. L, t( S9 S! \Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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