MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

: i* O7 Y8 E  H# w- l7 OI want to live my
next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
, T+ v% R, _8 w" h' d# ?. wfeeling better every day.
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+ I/ L4 d; g: J; B; S% w, V6 C' ]; TWhen you are kicked out of the home
0 W# R* u: ?( ]# b# pfor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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  u, \6 }$ n; q" z" b4 L9 LWhen you start work,
: U/ u" A5 s. q$ r( H" ]: Nyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
: i$ _! U" F3 e3 d5 H4 iyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

: F, b0 i; f% G" QYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
8 C- Q( H3 ]* |! u% `: @keeping you happy.

) w6 s5 _+ T; T2 R) qYou spend
2 i8 h0 s2 V: d* p; Y* Q5 Kyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!