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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE( k  H0 W2 N4 O5 A& Y6 @- V" K
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I want to live my
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% D" l" Q3 C/ R0 qYou start out dead and get that out of the
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3 J3 {, [  a$ _( s7 f, C, L" E  IThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,; S8 a5 @- k3 G8 P: m, Q
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In a few years, you become a baby and2 c6 |7 d* q9 Y0 i, v% j$ u
everyone runs themselves ragged8 k" [+ A- u5 }* f6 w
keeping you happy." B: U" ^7 r$ x6 }$ Y  z

) F: i% S+ u6 C, y) IYou spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on4 `, S7 o8 c. N% h
tap.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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