MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!

3 W" _0 Y2 J. i2 `& a4 D, Q" N; ~You start out dead and get that out of the
6 G, l6 _" a) ~' x5 ?( g, iway right off the bat.
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1 W) k, T" j9 AThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

9 I( P+ s7 B7 E/ j$ x) f8 jWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

- j- z3 ], k+ Q2 h, _5 A  \& ?When you start work,
- v" o9 D; |5 N0 Oyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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) u" Y- l, z  }5 F, r) YYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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% w$ o4 f! u4 s4 W5 q4 O' xSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
" H. h3 I0 m6 [- z5 B: Z& H5 zand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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1 i& A& b5 ?, g( D; CI rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!