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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE  A: H% D) ]) b/ o6 j% O3 [7 r
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the3 s( u% K/ m- ~! ]
way right off the bat.( V/ X4 b& i+ z4 q

# D& z/ a, G0 u' d; a$ H8 TThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home. {; a( ~* F) [. l( X* Y% B6 J
for being too healthy, you spend; U2 B' c3 I9 b6 G& F
several years enjoying your
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4 x6 T! ^3 Y1 w* \/ [, D- KWhen you start work,- R2 }0 E. R1 F" M6 M
you get a gold watch on your first day.  v% t' _, E: M0 g) L
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,9 ?; J9 o$ }8 B5 {3 B! u/ V9 H/ m
and party.( U: F+ G' A6 ]" m% z/ ]

; b/ ?2 l3 R! B2 q3 nAs you get even younger, you become a kid5 v* P/ `) D! R' b0 l# s! S0 J
again.
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# h2 h6 U+ [& ]4 gYou go to elementary school, play, and have no' z  Q: f8 o+ y. }
responsibilities.
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, c1 R. l* @( xIn a few years, you become a baby and# L8 [. Y. {" }. k: \. q% ?! ~
everyone runs themselves ragged8 a) |" R- `1 D+ |7 A1 b0 a
keeping you happy.1 T- g! H) p6 R  e4 F7 a+ C6 O$ A0 `4 ]
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You spend
4 U% X1 _; ?7 hyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on# r7 p: d. x% x$ f2 @% l7 Y! C
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6 g" X$ `. R4 V( s( ^Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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