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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home7 z7 h" f) n! \  _% L
for being too healthy, you spend: x* x, \4 M( @
several years enjoying your
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# l* q- `- r$ ~" w' f' Z+ k# ]3 ^When you start work,/ @5 J# d$ O, I! J7 |/ a
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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1 z5 Z, b9 w7 H5 IYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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3 n3 t* {1 q5 p. |So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,4 }' H7 c- D. e( h. s& u
and party.
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. w( U* U  |0 P/ t; O- |As you get even younger, you become a kid, V) S8 \1 p+ f# ^
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no7 ]9 ]9 u6 J! X: c
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; S  F+ _' `/ N" P3 ^* kIn a few years, you become a baby and
" g9 D. Q* Q- g( A1 Deveryone runs themselves ragged7 e7 G" w/ p% h- I
keeping you happy.
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1 F5 y2 P% s! N$ J) x( b, ?You spend
9 b1 c/ f! t% h6 I+ oyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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