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0 [/ U6 A6 T& v2 O* I" n" q, rI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home- f" q+ [' k0 Z) p4 A# W
feeling better every day.1 V5 s8 C9 |" n5 u% Z6 e2 X7 j
5 A- m: z; o) l: x/ j; WWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your* B- o9 Y1 X' u! G; w
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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# Q1 _# n2 q4 o$ p, fWhen you start work,, ]/ d, H% E5 w" C% S* Y1 m
you get a gold watch on your first day.8 E6 f7 V0 U4 w0 x+ b
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You work 40 years or6 e* S" G. i+ y* y9 m
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon0 C* \4 e% d! n% }3 t9 [8 V$ a
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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4 M9 h' `- v& i5 ^3 t4 C& v( ZAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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4 E8 M9 U/ t" y3 P0 dYou go to elementary school, play, and have no& w* k5 a# l& e2 M8 x
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.) x1 {1 A0 T8 s: S3 x+ D
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You spend
# e- v" g+ j7 |9 V- o9 y5 G6 zyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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/ f& j. P# l6 w- X9 |0 U4 qcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.1 }- o, B# O. V( A: B( g; |
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