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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my$ u. `& ^! R* _5 _" M4 t# L- k
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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8 ^3 v4 l' g, d* P! NThen, you wake up in a nursing home, o) e2 v$ O; i
feeling better every day.
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: N! z0 e$ R! C/ g0 ?6 D2 e: rWhen you are kicked out of the home
- \1 g# S9 N9 ofor being too healthy, you spend: H/ b% B6 U; N0 H
several years enjoying your
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7 G4 q6 n  m) p' z5 d4 ~When you start work,
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You work 40 years or0 V$ w, T2 ~3 h; o- l
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon* O$ ~5 N/ d- E3 ?
you're too young to/ {  ]! j/ g* X5 b! H, X. ^$ V! L  i
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,) T5 I8 i& z2 q- c$ A5 ^- [8 U( ?
and party.
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) I. \4 I& g& E- ~' i' _As you get even younger, you become a kid
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' g; X# \- }9 @' G# E1 y( E% UYou go to elementary school, play, and have no" O. Z6 F  N! D& \
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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' B$ g# t$ J% B  z5 K$ {, r" ?You spend
& ^) a; j! M; M( P) F1 ?your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,) x2 ^' j3 a2 b" O( F4 T
spa-like! I1 j( }5 N& n* }/ y
con ditions: central heating, room service on: e6 {' f1 R7 k9 c2 H0 }! u4 g
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
$ d7 t3 T2 {1 L4 T0 hmy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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