 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
楼主 |
发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
|
显示全部楼层
再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！& D1 B; v. j& E- `, O( K
. b. h" ]. S2 g9 ?- Y0 ~
9 ^5 e3 E& R9 c9 g8 N8 w, C# iWhere did I go wrong?: O, C2 ^# p6 S0 P3 P; l$ g3 Q
; D- A. u8 Y7 jA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.0 b# x& p6 ~; a9 m" V0 d
$ D$ k( H5 W; `( G" G
On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.% l, S* ?4 K! ^/ A0 x9 C6 X3 l
1 M) x U! s- y/ K1 F6 gWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
8 \, Y5 {' x+ O: {. n& |3 `5 k: ~+ Y' z) m( a1 `8 W
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 3 p; [. C# C) x
; \# l- b' }1 {; r$ V. F2 nThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
0 E& _" d( B# p* \5 i
& {: F! a9 ^* h0 k( i( n+ X# {Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 8 b3 N* A% N1 k% z8 j% h. g
" z! B8 E) O+ h" V$ t3 s
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”, X$ C! \9 P. t7 \3 P3 |5 Q
4 I2 l. X$ o4 Z) t4 o$ C, m+ T& c! g* k* ZHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
: @3 C* m. H! @: W6 p" T: @/ P- n% M, B. b: e6 @8 F
The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2005-5-23 14:00
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
