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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！, Y- Y: q1 ?. B7 J; q
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Where did I go wrong?0 K+ m' U3 T( y3 R) O. a
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.5 u ], l4 L9 K5 A
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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( c( ] p1 I1 a( t5 Z j* j! OFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!- t% S+ j4 G5 h6 q: Y' J) v* H
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 4 \$ o s6 l' K. y3 X* H7 P* c
. m: F. h5 ?1 T5 rHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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& H( S/ P" w- v5 m; {7 G8 yHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”- F2 i9 u) G2 A$ {# G
( v; C! n3 d/ |# E8 K/ KThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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