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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！9 I9 k# w' D4 |* c4 f$ v8 `
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Where did I go wrong?" M+ h; c& [- v' [# L
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.( p+ V$ P6 b( n; V! n+ u
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.7 q! ~& p) f" T- @
6 l6 c: A' d/ s2 o- J4 S* VWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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9 o0 t$ f" P7 f8 r- HFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!. j- P4 l! W, u6 s9 N0 N$ N% e
( A! j R ]& zFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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5 E ?! T" H8 N& N- O2 r, }* VHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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( A/ P3 q1 j6 X8 P; U' k1 Z: pHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”" u) X* W0 [3 e4 _
) S% U/ [0 r# q0 aThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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