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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"6 y( ]+ S3 |# E  t( L
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"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."- J5 f3 x6 a5 S8 f# [7 [" K0 ]
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"Well done. Who was that?"" {2 T5 x3 F3 v2 p. w
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"My granny."
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. c$ r: g1 G! O$ a! ]3 z0 `5 a# E# Z; \"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."; m8 {- d  b- n% K: a2 O

, f; h2 }7 s* q; z" `( e"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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+ l* w. ?% S- U3 ]* Q“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 , X- J8 y9 \& D" h" N) Q
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“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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