英语笑话

小顽皮

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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, P4 m9 r( Q7 ^2 g- i/ _( t" ]"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

"Well done. Who was that?"

"My granny."

* A* K3 r2 c( E! H% \3 S/ C"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

. X. ~" y7 I  p- r# e5 R; |2 l$ h) U9 o"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

小顽皮

优 缺 点
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* t  d6 x' T* N“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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“那么它的长处呢？”预备购买房子的人问道。
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* Z2 @$ J( {2 \$ [, b( V) |* w“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”

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小叶子

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