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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:& H5 G$ _6 C( h: B) g: v/ a4 h

7 g" J! ?7 C) E  q  d* z) @Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
/ R- n, A6 u, x- i6 c: B$ I+ s/ YInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander- k8 U& e- o3 I% ?) Z* n! ~
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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. j, T2 s9 r# ?Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
$ [: ~5 O( h0 A0 B4 G3 }1 W2 fUnemployment fixed.$ r2 p! {# p# @
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-; a0 F8 v. ?9 F( g
Auto Industry fixed.$ s& ]* m+ |. {+ U  G7 ^

# }: J" u9 b& ?' D0 E$ F3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
& O8 s' ^3 p3 @/ H# E' C4 cHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
9 }# e3 }+ e+ A! j7 `2 qIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their, g3 l2 j9 j$ r9 ~' x: e8 K1 Q. W
constituent
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。
7 G8 m6 P( ?9 `0 F8 F" n( r给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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