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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:7 \. {- h' M% z1 l. W
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
; T2 W; v+ b$ d4 P6 v/ {, RInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander. p0 r1 J+ f) }. t7 ~& e
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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; w0 W' ~) V2 u1 a5 jYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: g! o( }$ s3 J. ?) U2 \
6 |) R7 b6 `& l/ F2 DThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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( ]# H; s2 Y5 _; P. a) Z$ L; mPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
, C- {3 U' @% q: a: p$ H6 G1 {following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - U2 r; N0 A- Q
Unemployment fixed.8 f) r' ]. l, p a8 ?. x$ M1 h
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
* L2 T/ r( {0 I9 B6 ]8 d: ~4 CAuto Industry fixed.
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; ~7 K! a+ k g( ]3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
6 Q6 @7 d4 b# }6 l. dHousing Crisis fixed.4 d! y m9 E: W5 K6 F+ K1 a
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It can't get any easier than that!* ]8 ` |" e) t% e$ k U. g
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their B6 q. v; b0 {# K' x, o, A, U) Q
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