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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.! R& [% E8 B& {- h. k( r5 t' p6 U
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander5 g9 J2 J# \) I( l& r% J- E& o. p
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following' x* t8 r2 s# L' g k4 W
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1 T2 U5 W* V. y$ T4 |6 u: ^% W/ ~You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:" s; L3 c6 m" r# M9 A6 k
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.8 r1 s$ X. f w
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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, }9 R. r+ h( L; d6 o9 U) w& ]1 ^1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
" ~4 S3 {' V( `; `Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-6 g7 Z* b9 _& Z
Auto Industry fixed.) `% v" W2 z% E! @- }
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-3 j& e- H2 s9 P$ }, ~
Housing Crisis fixed.
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" q* }7 g ?' ^6 ~0 o0 XIt can't get any easier than that!
3 [9 M7 K9 s1 I% H1 V2 h* UIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their R6 z) ^1 J0 y1 F5 {
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