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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:
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Dear Mr. President:7 \. {- h' M% z1 l. W
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
; T2 W; v+ b$ d4 P6 v/ {, RInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander. p0 r1 J+ f) }. t7 ~& e
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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; w0 W' ~) V2 u1 a5 jYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:  g! o( }$ s3 J. ?) U2 \

6 |) R7 b6 `& l/ F2 DThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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( ]# H; s2 Y5 _; P. a) Z$ L; mPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
, C- {3 U' @% q: a: p$ H6 G1 {following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -  U2 r; N0 A- Q
Unemployment fixed.8 f) r' ]. l, p  a8 ?. x$ M1 h
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
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; ~7 K! a+ k  g( ]3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
6 Q6 @7 d4 b# }6 l. dHousing Crisis fixed.4 d! y  m9 E: W5 K6 F+ K1 a
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It can't get any easier than that!* ]8 `  |" e) t% e$ k  U. g
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their  B6 q. v; b0 {# K' x, o, A, U) Q
constituent
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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( N& q6 [  u# ^. \7 T1 \好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。 . e/ a; b& S! K' b0 f( `
给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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