 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
写给美国总统：9 ~2 j# z5 v3 O8 S' b1 @4 r
1 |' P H) @6 MDear Mr. President:$ x7 G, I4 \+ h9 w; z
: G# `) B$ I: ]0 T4 l& M/ rPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
0 k) V# Q* i) L: [8 y/ g( [2 GInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander# S' r$ m+ j) p8 Z0 ^* N
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
6 y0 Q: E. B: p+ B/ I" t2 H% i. jplan.5 M" ~9 F5 b* I7 a
' C& W; k4 F/ A7 F3 F3 L! XYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
0 {- S! \1 t% v* P' q: e2 Z! \3 K6 d; D
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.' ]- P5 b+ @' R1 R3 f8 k( v
# A/ X9 n6 L. H. CPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
7 {4 p3 _% P0 m. @" m/ l2 l! Nfollowing stipulations:+ p1 T/ d( {& f
( g# @. T7 P6 {: J" ~1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
1 A$ l, M' J4 k8 bUnemployment fixed.
5 U3 U+ j: N9 |1 Y6 ?
7 _% z9 t- ~- K% n" Z2 H/ `2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
5 Y F9 ?# B+ I- Q0 PAuto Industry fixed.; o" T: [, ]6 X: P
! a$ n9 z" f0 W3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
5 x# s' J0 q" f1 G2 UHousing Crisis fixed.
1 g& b0 B6 S3 N- K _( o
3 n4 X+ p& v! \! k/ J+ ZIt can't get any easier than that!( h) q& z* ]1 z( u1 a, G! i
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
# n0 M r, ^) R! e3 Zconstituent |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2009-8-20 07:39
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2009-8-20 13:49
楼主
6 s% s2 ^6 l6 w1 m# Z9 o
