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Dear Mr. President: ~9 Z& {4 S0 \) ^1 v& M8 f
2 w% i8 f$ `+ M# APlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.3 ~+ h3 k( i* C2 A
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander( E& C" Y8 c/ ?2 P* {
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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9 F% x: Q1 P. i: rYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:( K) l P2 w0 x8 F* @
" \* S/ s- S! zThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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: J4 X. o1 S- o2 FPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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$ Q0 p+ S1 _- J# n: o( t! Q, M1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
. w' L p, O+ }( I1 EUnemployment fixed.8 c2 |8 V8 [$ D6 F
3 U, ?1 b; }% h- C8 m9 C# ]4 m2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-0 X' o5 M4 B! U1 W5 \
Auto Industry fixed.
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' v* d% ?% p4 p" [# k* O+ _4 I3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-1 _/ n' g4 g( R* A
Housing Crisis fixed.& l4 k7 R- m! k! v# J. H
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It can't get any easier than that!
& O/ |5 s! {) A9 p) a" O$ o' Q; vIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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