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写给美国总统：
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" L+ g& ?- W; {! v# I% O- F8 dDear Mr. President:/ N8 W% \6 P: a8 \7 Q5 W O# S
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
9 p+ f8 M- @: q' I9 IInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
$ J3 n! S' @" h$ F" _the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following4 u: N3 L& ~" E- Z8 |# u" s
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:0 B$ Z* l* p# B* F; V9 Z
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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- C$ Z! b# o% i3 @Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
$ N- Z1 t% G1 m. Q4 vfollowing stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -+ x4 x& H' J1 H6 \6 l
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-, r, ~( o3 S- K( b: Z" ?. _/ q
Housing Crisis fixed.1 R( ^: V5 j6 Y# e6 |: X; C
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It can't get any easier than that!
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