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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:4 m/ f9 Z3 k( x: ?- H4 @9 O! j
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.4 O+ n+ T% _# O
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
$ u V0 a8 b$ Z. Wthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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3 f/ N5 k- o4 H5 `# E6 qYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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3 }) A) y) J, G, oThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.( @+ }) P$ @" |9 Z6 q0 i. I6 I$ ?
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the5 |; _0 G4 S& G$ |& K# P
following stipulations:% |" b3 s, |' W! F" R) y
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -7 |" X0 a9 f: W$ N& b5 T6 |+ C
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-0 G: l, |" C% ]% D
Auto Industry fixed." T% r' p9 F: p1 D# v# V
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-! S$ j) ?2 d$ q, X, j
Housing Crisis fixed.8 h7 H* U3 O/ ^/ z" y" _$ K
+ [* n! g, i- L, y! O# ^It can't get any easier than that!
; e; y7 t) ?9 p1 Z" K+ c5 a/ cIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their8 U5 N+ P7 o; Q* Z' C% E, V. W
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