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写给美国总统：/ S3 ]; M% l C
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Dear Mr. President:
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0 R7 {$ J L- q* _+ q1 F+ SPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.# N" a- C2 \0 U) C/ R3 i, u
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander/ R6 }1 S& E% e K/ R" H% P
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following! x2 N8 j6 |% d! |$ h/ k
plan.
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3 o7 ]0 r4 N7 ~! h8 v. E+ rYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:/ C$ X9 P; m; k2 X- R) x
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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8 }0 o% o6 Y" n' u( e4 f# tPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the- k- a' K8 T8 c
following stipulations:
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, E. _( Q% f, ?' t1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
3 G7 d- q0 A. B; C P" wUnemployment fixed.
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1 }" Y) _5 J: j2 ~- f2 R2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-9 ?+ v# F& V* t. K
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-( |1 }7 b* d# T! V4 D o
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!5 z* M# e G$ B. t- g& D9 g( U* L
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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