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写给美国总统：, p# O6 Q7 \# X& s& ~1 e9 [
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Dear Mr. President:( c9 j/ z4 K' v& @# I( b7 X
, B" o& \* O5 z( y0 Z. B+ D5 sPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.$ t' x; X5 D( o/ m$ B k1 N
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander4 @) P+ R1 z6 B7 I/ l+ l
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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0 S( ^/ S7 M" `9 n3 \' V0 ^You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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. a3 R% R% U, R, m5 tThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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$ ]: R7 N1 t) @7 |; V7 b& M: dPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the; A/ d1 B& y" B2 D$ N) L6 J, |
following stipulations:3 j7 ?9 U* x$ m9 r! x- c: e
( h2 m" w- Q1 _. Q8 q. Y( a1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -! z9 e, C; S( g( ?! A. I' y
Unemployment fixed.! ^8 A2 U- L, Y* U2 ]+ d, ?1 z
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-- \) a. f! t) ~5 _6 y1 W1 k
Auto Industry fixed.8 i2 N& c& @ O' h: T! P: I
! \: u% E# [, M3 C3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-; u* `; C8 N6 w9 V9 _7 x
Housing Crisis fixed.* i: l, ^% P: s
6 D3 K& Z0 V# {# z( z) ~* x+ HIt can't get any easier than that!& V& _: q. _% R! z& B; ?
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their7 s& n* z8 m2 N; G
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