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7 g" J! ?7 C) E q d* z) @Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
/ R- n, A6 u, x- i6 c: B$ I+ s/ YInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander- k8 U& e- o3 I% ?) Z* n! ~
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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. j, T2 s9 r# ?Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
$ [: ~5 O( h0 A0 B4 G3 }1 W2 fUnemployment fixed.$ r2 p! {# p# @
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-; a0 F8 v. ?9 F( g
Auto Industry fixed.$ s& ]* m+ |. {+ U G7 ^
# }: J" u9 b& ?' D0 E$ F3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
& O8 s' ^3 p3 @/ H# E' C4 cHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
9 }# e3 }+ e+ A! j7 `2 qIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their, g3 l2 j9 j$ r9 ~' x: e8 K1 Q. W
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