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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will3 i; S9 f; ]% X0 f* w
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was9 r& l/ _! e1 u- L
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; Y, I, O! X# O9 t5 D0 nAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English6 ?7 b% `! P2 F$ ?% k8 u: A
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
$ X: ^0 G2 j9 J' j+ A% i% Fplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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, ~* `9 i# }& B& J: LIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
4 I( m6 l: D6 @the sivil servants jump with joy.2 [5 e6 j# F  B3 t0 \4 M

5 A' a5 r: T' k( z) o: z6 tThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up3 O  d9 G, ^) T" c' W
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.5 ^/ s9 D6 l( _5 g- |, @
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
* L6 Q% v2 H' ~  t" Ktroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
$ p5 Y# @5 r. n# q) j3 u( Efotograf 20% shorter., T0 C+ X4 L& U; v; ~

3 g" ?2 [; `' R% X8 aIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to) a3 `5 U# u  ^. M6 V* P' B8 @. ^
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
/ c* B( U$ }2 ~: iben a deterent to akurate speling.
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3 Y0 g* Z9 S2 [' P2 n/ g* MAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is7 _, d6 o, s0 g2 w' z3 G# Z/ ~
disgrasful and it should go away.
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9 \: ?8 N1 K! @/ w6 {  L- b/ JBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with4 p- P& ?4 [7 U; i7 {
"z" and "w" with "v".
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2 l% p1 r( W5 Z* ^% D% jDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
4 x9 y3 }7 U, U# z" g* z" _, cafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.  K, c5 U" [; f: {; O
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
2 F4 l: x" D8 Iunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ p9 k" g4 c5 W' m  EUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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$ ^$ E! x5 j1 qIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:6 s5 ^" j; Q+ U* X% B  ]3 q8 s$ |
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
+ t( R& `1 S+ ]# X. isuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ F' X8 O& k" y) R  g1 W
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
: n% v& S  p4 b4 V( J0 D  r+ d2 gdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
" A  A0 N6 M) I- ]# K这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火: f6 Q8 r0 \8 \) G" r/ S0 h
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
" Y$ P) K$ H4 A! O. B. W你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:2 Y  ?* {" t8 c

' \6 c5 N9 w2 h焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
* d, N" w' j, d9 j4 N% Y, ~惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 X. @) Z5 l; q: O好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:! K8 W* F6 x- E: d& j
路过,让你们看看我的波

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