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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will0 H0 ?; `' N5 m0 p0 v0 M
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
& D+ A- ~# `' s$ ~. s$ W8 aspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
% N) L ]& R& C& f: Zplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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( v' {2 X H4 AIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
$ a; ?# Y8 [) b7 |# ?) Ithe sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up0 _# n# F K- J- n) Q5 C2 F2 K
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the' ?" E- Z! ^) e v6 B
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
( z/ |& J9 e* N ffotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to& }2 {/ w8 @# G, v0 Y3 x1 p' {7 i
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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V1 x% a1 W x: EGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always6 }, c& h! o' Y8 ]' e
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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/ Q4 \* F2 ~4 Q' R0 mAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
$ @7 ~- ]% c' a# N, p/ P% h& c6 }disgrasful and it should go away.
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/ X/ J! I3 a6 T3 S( t5 R+ L* \! zBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with5 u4 E( a: d& B2 V+ r+ C
"z" and "w" with "v".
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6 U+ T0 x3 a! E* V: p. SDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and. q% }' b3 Q1 I6 ~, r7 K6 Z
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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" Z& C4 {! C4 x uZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu- g1 q, R8 V0 y& d
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.# P g0 k F8 U9 \
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze0 A/ I: ] X% _; x Q
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! h6 n' b+ ? o( i* fIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. |
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