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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
6 ]( k" J9 G1 E1 t; vbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English5 E4 d! @1 f7 E4 D# t4 J% l
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in% X2 F' \) E. M. R# c9 H$ `
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".' [) H4 N" o3 W- r' |! |: }. u
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
2 A- N% c0 k% T5 Zkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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' c7 c  |3 x0 ]; q. p( TThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
7 f) V# B0 C) ztroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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0 i  ~1 a' {1 k( F0 {In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
% V$ l' z" @5 h1 I7 B  Kreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always1 p, E  I2 S( d8 Y) r. w2 x
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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1 @# ~& L/ L9 s. ZAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is6 B* ^# S; ~1 U% I! P; B# A- |1 k
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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( ]) ~+ p; N# w* ?' bDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and5 r; K/ \3 l' V5 u& l! v  V
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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. v6 S' t* i' K" _% u" CZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
) e8 m2 G  T! D6 U5 k- d7 ~6 tunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
8 u4 A4 ]6 x# }, [4 `Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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0 n" C3 M: c, H" HIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
- P, S% R) F- M; a; D- E还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:) T# P/ @6 a$ p, [
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

, }* S/ c) X9 b; Q$ D! s3 cdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:! o2 M! b& P3 `9 x1 M3 D& c
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 @5 X' Z) n. f6 m+ g$ ~
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
5 a4 V3 `% y6 S, |: A1 w这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ ]4 C& Z$ }% }: X/ R( e' w: D好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:) H1 y4 Z. E8 m' t5 l2 {7 p1 ^; |6 j2 b
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:1 q1 P2 A1 S9 t7 [5 e  K& }
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ `2 E8 W9 J# D( c2 |; }路过,让你们看看我的波

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