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 An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:# w6 s3 o: N+ h% X& i# R
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% b2 ~' ?; t% m- E# f# [8 g4 oI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.( Y! r& @, V; Y2 ~) B% Y
Love,
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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9 P) [3 D: f- v! X8 J% lDear Pop,; V' x4 {8 d) b* S% o' t/ L% C6 P8 I1 V
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.0 j2 `( l: o$ R* v. T+ Z
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.3 K" Z1 [3 S2 {; d0 V" x
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Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
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Vinnie |
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