A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

+ ~0 |. q$ L2 k! g3 rHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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( u# m. `" d7 J: q' y' `$ \; q) ~: FDear Vincent,
6 }& ~% V7 p0 f: AI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
5 j, [; v8 {# Y2 v% N) ZLove,
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/ Z3 V, t8 @8 iA few days later he received a letter from his son:
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. N' a$ {2 W$ X# C) Z. _Dear Pop,
. X4 B/ ^! n9 r! ]5 X" @1 T" kDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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, r% v3 p+ x% J" m: U1 Y% jThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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: S- }3 v8 K& B% U" TDear Pop,
( T& D, P/ h5 D+ M3 E8 V, HGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了