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Wanna share a joke with you guys:- ~9 H2 e3 S( m9 d0 B6 T) V+ A
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out& x+ p7 O& k3 y9 T+ h6 q5 ^
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.! ^) _ ^8 `7 v& T0 b7 l: H
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
# [/ }* p/ N: h( ~. U3 vWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download6 U: J0 @) w. P3 m4 b
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us7 Y+ |5 ]- J! }1 F
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,' H! D) y' H2 w b. t j1 W5 v
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:$ t/ h+ f5 @. @7 @
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) u- E J) R/ |9 t5 n# D .... Scroll down !
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You'll love this !
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' k: D; p# X) ?' r* z'You have Male!' 9 e( Q X& |! q& I
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