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Wanna share a joke with you guys:! g8 ?5 a4 t- F3 w! m& f
@ {, I3 P! `4 B0 X" JA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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0 v$ ^; ^; ~6 Q& }The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out" n- R, K2 }: \ ^
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.7 l% j% N4 s) \ ]
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' Q, I: _9 V0 ? PThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe./ v! D0 m: G" C F/ p5 x9 u# l
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us& z6 @/ q8 C4 \4 C4 Q) A' w7 k3 w
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,# o2 ~2 W0 |1 E4 c; G
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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( \& H* w7 h) f. ^'You have Male!' / p0 e- Q( l0 ~' l" w) k* j
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