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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"' y. i9 ^2 R9 b1 t- M6 ?- \
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
* U+ V4 l+ s" S8 r! v0 q, N; kanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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5 u0 x# o' {, s2 H: n/ E* ^" EThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
- ~9 ~8 ]# w" bWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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; ?% N# T" h4 d2 TAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny
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  a, _/ J$ o" t, u5 J Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.+ |) e& [7 g( R* a" N4 L
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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