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Wanna share a joke with you guys:( V. ]& c0 Y! G$ r; Z0 v% \
! Y0 W* }4 f3 a" I$ N( fA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"+ J+ t- L( F# f) _6 |
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out) u) o1 N5 Z4 i. P8 W& [1 y% @
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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3 T* t$ H5 ]0 r/ [) uThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.& G% ~ ~$ s) u5 l3 }
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download- g, _+ B& p% n/ {. x9 B. L
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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% w5 N+ Z% {: y$ Z: B' ` .... Scroll down ! / I* c& @% i0 r* K7 `8 [+ k
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9 B7 ?: C5 y4 n* J/ KYou'll love this ! , P# `7 R% R/ u3 ~
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