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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out- n# O6 z, \& P
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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9 t: J% e* H; N+ wThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. a' X9 j- v/ P/ I5 u& m
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download- m% t1 D% A0 e5 v+ C! J
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8 N) A; I4 b7 n/ S1 b' TAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:" H5 I1 s" X/ q; B' A
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3 J& d% T4 `" [. w, ` .... Scroll down ! : ?7 f4 D3 t" J) v
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You'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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