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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out- n# O6 z, \& P
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:" H5 I1 s" X/ q; B' A

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You'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny, f6 F$ w% k9 r: Q% ?% a
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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