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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Wanna share a joke with you guys:- l7 D) j/ m( }: r

3 B- e& h; j" y) |' }* eA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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* i: s. O% R( s4 c2 ]9 \: b- M! `The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out0 N' g! B( p% F; k, g) V
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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6 b4 S5 v2 P( N$ pThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
0 |5 o' G5 Y8 a6 b0 A( |+ z5 V" FWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
7 Z2 d8 O1 }. i4 g+ a4 `% k& D- d8 Afrom my hard drive.$ ?6 Y* Z  r( J' N* S
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0 Z5 n- V7 Z. K% @; u, `2 JAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us& @7 h, a) H, m' d4 J; F, q% e
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman 2 M( \: a* c1 n/ F% B: ^

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. @5 x! g; ], k" }what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny! R* e1 K5 l! j/ f3 a  Q9 x
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.: B1 l. R1 u0 k- [
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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