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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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* p# d$ g! n- Z. ^; R8 h; @A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"" S) h( H8 d. `7 M4 d1 Z
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out6 K2 r/ S j" ^; f* h4 Y3 k) d
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
! Q: _" ^' q+ C! p% K3 H) ~/ E8 K$ kWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download5 }1 `# {& ^# C* U) K
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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* f2 k& L' f; I& G2 v7 H: _3 ^nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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& M( X7 m% b$ r ^$ ~" o* O .... Scroll down !
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