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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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  O* {6 b' ?$ NA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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, x6 d1 d8 N& Z7 hThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out  X6 I* z0 v3 n8 S' [2 n( Y
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.2 N0 }) H5 h3 E4 m. `7 T
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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! I: E) y- C. U$ GAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us$ h' V* l; H- n* V  l
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
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( }' M0 S5 ^2 D8 w; |" C% W. vYou'll love this !
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny, p/ n; J# j# Z6 N- c& e, R
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.; t# k. S" Z  p
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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