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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." ; W3 e# r6 a/ W; }
0 |0 n7 z9 ]8 I0 Q5 z"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired. ( L' U3 D, v3 R& D6 g l0 i) U
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"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away." - x* \1 u* L: {: I& T, z( v
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"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
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The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor. 6 ]- R/ {( Z4 R, I, W% {* V. d
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"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women." 0 k4 V6 _: T5 O: t0 q# }
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"So, what's your problem?"
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8 o4 p' V3 j+ `% U$ L"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." |
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