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Tiger s Holiday Poem% {. r+ x% U! P+ r% {2 P5 p; {
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house+ N% w( F! y4 J8 ^, o- {. a) A% q
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.7 |; \6 j* F9 p
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,1 e1 `2 x6 D. r( n. |* `- S
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
7 W9 q; U( L9 Q2 B- RHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed., L# Y" u' V& r0 U6 ~5 Z& g
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.8 C f4 B& S9 M7 P0 `+ i
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
! D3 c- X( S. @" n6 ]7 ZWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.' M5 g) E6 Z, |0 A6 y7 s. a6 p+ n
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,7 H F4 G+ M8 Z6 A4 L( w
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
2 h: U" O# n! ]2 {! i2 @& |$ I! NWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,( o* ]6 I* y5 Q- q3 q
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts., p" x! l" V" ^; {* M" x S& C
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',/ I0 r9 \6 v! Y/ i; k
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
9 \, _( J9 D Y) \+ AAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
) n( c* q9 C9 X: I. N4 ~; s7 z"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."" U C. U1 I( N& q% |) d
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,/ G8 ` s7 l* z) B$ K
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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