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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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- K. [4 a' s/ T: C, l4 v9 LTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
- ?1 }* `2 `& W+ {9 Z. STiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.7 }* ^' y( ]- u. m9 p
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,. N$ |" r7 @. b+ ?! h
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
1 q' P) [; l0 jHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed., o8 h, T% T# `" f- I2 i
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
0 c- s& d4 A: D) l. j; o2 yHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,+ |* ^/ z5 {5 {! e& t
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.8 r; Z6 ^ G' D s Z; w
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,2 p+ l% l, a, v4 M
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
6 \3 G9 n9 P1 @$ D& z; D" W' @/ F: CWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,1 \ i- J2 R5 k- d5 a$ u
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
1 W4 M3 U3 e8 M+ N( I v3 ^Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
: S' S' L& \7 r' V5 s- n. U JTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
8 v8 _$ j5 G' I& ^& EAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
% |3 O* E8 N# l2 u"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."' B1 v! a+ w; o: o9 F1 U) t) q- t7 p
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,+ F5 \! w6 b6 E7 D) O0 ?
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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