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Tiger s Holiday Poem2 y+ d- f, O) w9 u
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
1 x% J. p0 _) b- tTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
A; {( ?% [# u! BShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
( ?4 M' G6 _0 E1 dCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
6 L* O; ?5 d9 EHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
( ]3 d, y X! h2 ^* NWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
' r+ P% ?2 D' G4 zHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,& L7 \0 {- B+ l- [% y
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.: j7 F+ P0 }8 D
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,5 s( U% r/ C$ t- L5 M/ J
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.5 t% ^. X& r" m! `0 I
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,9 |/ r; `% c! w) z
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.; m4 ?1 c% @' k5 R
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
- I) X( Q! g% WTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
7 D1 c. m' D5 z6 IAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,7 l7 u3 N8 _) O9 `/ c: E( Q' b
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
. T, S) {) m9 F% `7 R4 CShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,0 X: w6 F% l3 _, l
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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