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2 c8 h) U5 e4 r/ l Z0 w* g4 ?Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
9 @2 }$ ^. f4 z4 zTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.; H7 q3 ~' Z% K0 u
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
F/ l& n8 H1 mCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.0 r* e3 G0 m' E6 e) B) k# j
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.; |. E) C1 G& s) ~$ u' |
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.( j7 Q4 h! M+ M% u! X
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,# Q8 y9 h8 |: m [) x! l9 J
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.( [9 y% r$ C2 i5 j6 h' y8 ^; D% }
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
2 @0 C3 _/ L5 }4 |) q8 u: t6 hTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
; Y3 a$ x5 `) m gWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,' P& Z+ J6 `' t# X' w v
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
* D8 f/ c/ k" Z7 gDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
! B+ Z) j7 _- B3 pTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .+ J/ o+ E7 y# j/ P8 Q+ r* |9 H9 P
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,3 n9 H: R4 r" J( H% L2 a% o
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
" V2 j# ~- b) K3 z- g( Q |" \She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,! J9 |' ~5 @) }, b$ c
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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