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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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8 `) F$ g' `& g' JTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house7 e, v+ X4 I( l
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
, I+ z8 T0 A" {6 x+ \2 m8 O& nShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,) l% O4 R V2 \; ^
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
6 R, @& @* S4 O- y7 _' ?He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
" z3 @9 a! ?& C, s ]: JWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
" d4 P: l* [- H2 J" CHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,$ _. d. p* H7 q H" ?# P
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
Q3 \! }8 s) C* HFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
! ?0 U0 S3 {# `. ] b/ j' J2 _9 \. C$ zTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.4 a5 K7 v' b, f3 P: r
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,% k! M+ @# W( F) X
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
+ Z+ T; B2 g% u F0 [Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
3 E+ b5 f/ [5 U7 N) a% W JTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
& c- g; w/ F9 K( z1 c2 _7 wAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,; {% O- \* E! D0 Q7 k& H2 k/ M
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."' W6 i" L2 D7 u) ~
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,4 ^- M) Z: k# M4 w5 {) H
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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