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Husband of the year
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mention goes to:
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The United Kingdom
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followed closely by...
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The United States of America
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0 q5 z1 K$ O9 Z6 Tbut 3rd Place must go to...1 P/ ?; X/ @$ y% d5 @
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Greece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize # A$ m( E9 v# y$ j8 R
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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) E) U0 {4 n" |. j* GThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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% U9 `+ U4 ]: \. H* Y) [7 G# G3 f6 {Woman has Man in it; # K' K! e3 p0 C- d8 d: b& K% J) U ?
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
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& ?4 b' v( d* m* W2 p# OMadam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with" m& D( u8 K$ n& @% J P( k
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MENtal illness
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MENtal breakdown
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MENopause
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7 f2 v8 y- _/ W; G+ \6 HWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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: l7 G' Y" D8 B. q7 i9 v8 x7 vRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
! {! U! P( v5 P/ TGrow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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