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Husband of the year
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mention goes to:
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" a& {; w- ^% U5 pThe United Kingdom / I( X/ ]# I- M+ a7 a- h) q
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9 \" O0 k7 T) h9 bfollowed closely by... / h3 d- H" ]8 o m: ?) f1 M! a
* L3 a: x8 q. aThe United States of America 8 ]) ?9 U( B- J2 M; n y) ^
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and then... * \2 r/ w3 J% `. l/ ~
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% K: v3 Z I- t0 c* X- vbut 3rd Place must go to...% L7 B. }( F2 c8 b3 R
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9 n1 _2 d' W0 c# Q( o* N/ \# @ fGreece 7 v( \+ W7 H( ]+ C1 B% @4 z
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.5 R" S ^7 [, \& D/ v) V' S! {* U
9 k5 l$ O( u5 ^1 q5 t& JThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 4 x4 |1 x* r/ g# c
holding her hand....) P0 U# _5 l9 I
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; X9 G& l/ S' W5 [/ v! g) JWoman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it; : u1 B- F! n" |+ h1 M
She has He in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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2 F# B+ f0 E- f) p2 V8 z: I# m3 Q mI never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?
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+ r% X" w' |; T) EMENtal illness
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MENstrual cramps
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. - T' t: _2 {/ d' q9 q
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