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Husband of the year, F: Q X5 h! k6 @! r# B9 J) F
awards
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+ s2 B" E: A% S, @3 M4 i+ `7 _% WThe United Kingdom
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followed closely by...
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The United States of America " v- r6 `1 N! ]* ^# j
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Poland
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but 3rd Place must go to...& V' O) E$ W. Q7 V, `, R9 r+ s
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, M# ]5 N4 Y* c# V2 o& e4 OGreece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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6 O4 Y, |" j* M Zwas awarded to....
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( b, S0 X8 ? c5 i, p/ L# e9 fbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. H' B6 b& r- ?# `' z+ R9 S0 E
0 u: k6 h \( W" A0 T5 q" KIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.) Q# ~; b. n, U6 Z0 ~- I1 v
6 K- u ^9 c/ S6 bThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
! m) A& v! Y ?holding her hand....
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+ g$ f$ J4 [/ I' a4 T& M- {2 F4 PWoman has Man in it; ' L. l- D& H0 ^ Z" E; Q* g0 S
Mrs. has Mr. in it; 9 L' }: V' I+ w( t/ j
Female has Male in it; 6 }7 K" C$ @" F/ C- X
She has He in it;
8 m4 B2 V0 g+ O3 {0 p) ~, eMadam has Adam in it; . b3 u0 j- R9 b& q- G6 z
& ]* G. ^3 ^5 Z" d0 R- r, E' |Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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; ?% z+ v9 N' D, y$ z/ VI never looked at it this way before: g: B4 a- Z9 l9 ~. `
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN? 9 N6 ]3 U) I# o) j& O0 T8 o6 I
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MENtal illness1 a: N+ d* V2 k& e5 x0 F
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GUYnecologist ( i! B. C9 M* U+ o& p* [ O
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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8 Y% Y2 ^; K* [Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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