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5 _) P7 ^" W5 d/ o! qThe honorable
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2 H8 e r% }5 k( sThe United Kingdom 4 d- v( J7 [5 m& N
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( v1 @- X* B% Rfollowed closely by... ! e* I+ j' E0 M) o# _
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The United States of America
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and then... . u9 a$ q; e3 h' \
Poland7 L: _6 m% [4 G! p7 i
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2 k) L4 H4 ?) I& d" Obut 3rd Place must go to...
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5 ~8 q3 J: V1 k( e$ rGreece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize * e0 W+ y8 S$ x8 `( s& Z' E7 V6 Y
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was awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.8 W6 X, u% ]0 U9 Q! r J$ f
( z% t3 y! @; S2 ?5 {' lThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 9 m: B4 @2 S! [# X) Q" H/ h4 T2 B
holding her hand.... U1 w; M4 Q$ M/ j
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/ d+ k/ y! ~, b- B2 f+ AWoman has Man in it; ; m' b1 c8 ~; A) ^0 x$ Z9 H
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
, Y: Q) g8 M5 i9 I$ Z- dFemale has Male in it;
( }1 ^5 I# @( \$ p6 S' HShe has He in it;
) w) f9 M1 y' m4 AMadam has Adam in it; 0 c0 M4 G, Q3 {8 M0 t) J. q
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before: & V; P( |1 G/ R# ~8 e) J$ e% F
# S# J( K' R4 S8 @: {- E7 JEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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, x; p" N+ W$ _ T& U( t! WMENtal illness, A6 F# W0 b7 B1 v% Y
- n" `# G" Q7 X( a1 SMENstrual cramps ! h {' v) w( n! ?4 S/ W4 J- b, l0 r1 B
MENtal breakdown 6 x0 @; F$ P- G9 t5 ^! S
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MENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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