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Husband of the year4 ~! \% U3 F* Q6 o, E
awards
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6 E% w, R7 J" _ Q' y( G2 T% ?8 hThe honorable
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/ ]( b& F+ ~7 A9 t R- a4 wThe United Kingdom 7 b9 {! r- h* X ?$ m' u+ {9 s( E" z
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: u. L6 _' {8 E0 t! C4 Afollowed closely by... : T# O, V2 @; L$ n
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The United States of America 8 ?2 k" q7 e' u5 U
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Poland7 ?& a1 N1 s J. v0 ]
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but 3rd Place must go to...
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Greece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize # g5 G. D3 E0 x; G- O1 [, k8 {+ K
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was awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. " h" n G/ E8 A7 h. C6 A7 X
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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. a4 J% ]1 f" ?The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
7 f! G# U3 w4 O1 C [) k Tholding her hand....
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( I5 { v; x: ]- J T# YWoman has Man in it; ( i" P) b& d& W" Y9 `/ N2 j
Mrs. has Mr. in it; 5 \" f& t% ~8 L4 V0 i$ I
Female has Male in it; & P1 G& V5 B0 Y
She has He in it;
, o$ m, V! ?4 Y! m9 i1 LMadam has Adam in it; # D, G7 Y4 T* F% ~ _
7 p! _$ ~' @5 f5 p# zOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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+ g1 @% @/ Q! N' @# F( P1 J$ EI never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with; g8 ~4 `/ S- t4 c
3 R: a/ N) s. Z* U: f MEN? # O/ `( V$ K |/ y V4 C
$ L f# ~$ W, N+ |/ l! QMENtal illness, D3 h. a. y$ O0 p8 C0 i( C8 Y
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MENstrual cramps * G& V' c5 z2 k6 c
MENtal breakdown 1 d" N# q2 ?% r. x6 v S. j2 s, m
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GUYnecologist
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AND
' U* ^2 Q% G! N7 t8 HWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You6 |: k+ Z; [7 G/ w. x7 @6 t
Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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