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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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% p9 W- ?# \' V n& YThe United Kingdom
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! H- }; ]' M" g4 H2 Kfollowed closely by... E% f1 M0 L* f0 n: }
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The United States of America ' c& I$ C& o; X% }

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Poland
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( p" y1 @7 F- N2 B# G1 ebut 3rd Place must go to.../ f8 v9 s4 n" U/ |3 R$ }+ f
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9 w, N; ]4 ?3 `7 @, v, e: u5 QGreece
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, T6 | H$ `/ W* k; Vit was very very close but the runner up prize
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' ?/ z5 n5 l B% u1 O4 i6 mwas awarded to....
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& y/ B- ~4 o( Q- U0 g+ F8 gbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. D$ t# g: k. D/ I% W4 U
$ g$ {% |9 J# B0 k, M- a6 CIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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! z# B8 v0 b8 I6 X( _The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 3 \8 B% |; `* B
holding her hand....4 U) W; B: V' {' N
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Woman has Man in it; / K6 X3 @9 z! l3 y9 v
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
. R# q6 w1 d. ]; C* V9 p6 VFemale has Male in it; $ u# B1 `* v( k- ~2 \% w3 l
She has He in it;
/ T1 F; @/ t% [1 j4 D! Q2 e1 H4 FMadam has Adam in it; 1 w9 E7 v& G$ j, |6 w
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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) T1 I- Q' \* S( {; ~2 F7 ~9 ZI never looked at it this way before: ( f- U* p; Y4 I
! d$ g5 V. Y% aEver notice how all of women's problems start with' I, D$ ^ k/ E
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MEN?
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GUYnecologist
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AND
+ F( r9 f$ e' U( y+ h- Q/ x( r. T8 pWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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6 K! Z: c9 ?* L$ ARemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You/ ^# P* B# n2 Y) t: [
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