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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom % W/ E" s4 }1 G- Z8 G
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followed closely by... * u$ Q9 ~$ J0 N/ _4 S
( s; v5 V0 z5 @& I5 DThe United States of America
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: p0 E$ m1 X9 k- fand then... & H/ |! p9 q, e+ {3 K: ]' q( I r
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but 3rd Place must go to...; o# N9 S/ B) A% X& u; y. k- I% U
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Greece 4 V2 A0 M8 K! I. Q, V6 S5 v
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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Serbia
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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* \- U M" j7 q* rIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.# A! P# Z+ G* l- B5 @4 s
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 4 e. s% D8 ~1 u. Y ?. G9 y. W
holding her hand....
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Woman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it; . d5 }' A% Z! K. N1 T+ K$ r
She has He in it;
: o, u+ _3 W9 }1 B, i. d Q/ JMadam has Adam in it; 0 |3 V4 D2 `: o/ B8 A$ `9 U
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... ' Y1 G+ A& A' w H. |# z7 ?
9 N, R n4 N( a* C2 F7 XI never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with6 O' C& |2 |5 c8 H4 m' X- E
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MENtal illness
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6 M+ p% ~, c* @; @4 M* NMENstrual cramps
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MENopause
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AND
5 _2 f5 A+ l7 J h( K, RWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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