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Husband of the year7 n& G% a2 h, b- R1 ^3 M) e
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The honorable$ H9 W( L+ a& G3 n4 ]: ~4 ~- O
mention goes to:
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$ f* M5 m3 F) IThe United Kingdom
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followed closely by...
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The United States of America ! P9 x* z& R `& Z, L

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and then...
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but 3rd Place must go to.... `0 v9 T' j& b" a" E' A- G$ `- c
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/ [( Z( p5 _- W2 f+ j6 rGreece : B' ~) C; ?% ~" M% N
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it was very very close but the runner up prize , I9 [# R1 d5 d' K
$ R% `* k6 q6 a6 R$ Kwas awarded to....
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) y/ t8 K" Z _3 K: ^3 gbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. ) D* X, E: B/ `* y8 k) G" n
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.0 @( {! J! w {
, E- _% S) G# B1 P/ g5 H* j' _! `The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
/ i% H- V3 }# f! p0 Z: U' Uholding her hand....
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5 d3 P9 s1 R8 W z, k: u- F: eWoman has Man in it;
; f( B0 \: W8 H6 K* U- c% YMrs. has Mr. in it; % D2 B5 g2 r) P3 D# q( m; W
Female has Male in it;
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1 c' Y' i/ D: `" lMadam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 1 y, j% P, \! S; a1 [2 @* E# _* c
1 r5 u, @) x( V2 [5 _I never looked at it this way before: , m* [) } e2 f8 o3 C
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENtal illness
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MENstrual cramps
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. n7 @1 i3 T, c& Y4 `% _
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
7 M, L }" g! A" {# @Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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