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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom : R t, F. q( G3 H+ S5 Q0 G
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followed closely by... 6 d+ _+ l0 L- t' a( E6 ]8 {* \7 B
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The United States of America
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Poland
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* a( K, U: H6 E, Obut 3rd Place must go to...( _8 A% j: u/ U6 y- D
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* m7 h. W Y) s& F. |7 DGreece 8 {( F- K5 t" g
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to....
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. - d, b5 S3 ^# x0 H
. L$ ?1 F1 S+ f. c9 cIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.# g3 I( P5 |" }' u# H; S
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even - ]: u- Z+ {7 [- V1 l! z$ \& A, y1 Q
holding her hand..... w0 L; b8 Y/ I/ P- R
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Woman has Man in it; 8 o* t# N" O; @
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
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2 v4 C) g4 Z& `6 wShe has He in it;
, l ]8 s9 E' p4 o$ F* SMadam has Adam in it; + D8 h% p6 a4 P/ ]4 E8 O. Q! L
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... ) i' I s3 H& h8 Y
! _2 M& m2 q. [9 wI never looked at it this way before:
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1 X7 p; ~0 j6 ?8 J- z8 SEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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. z6 \6 A3 F: t( J MEN? 8 [5 k5 x+ k @# b: `8 C: q
% E" Q% f% f) n, K2 OMENtal illness& Z6 T/ h( o% L$ B3 K8 A. d% V
: I* [- T `, q0 i( @MENstrual cramps
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GUYnecologist ) _% y, G3 I# R
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AND
7 t! x' S& R+ |4 X/ cWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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% L2 @7 N' I0 M1 k3 TRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You" o% [7 n' K- L, ~
Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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