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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom & y0 {7 C9 Q% d# m( G" Y/ }! u
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$ |: J9 ]* V2 N7 ?9 L- v6 G2 d2 [followed closely by... ; V, L) k+ }) y# y
" \+ r5 a2 |0 k8 AThe United States of America . g1 O7 r5 U: }% n; t3 b; `+ D

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Poland
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' ]6 U9 K' g9 H9 X( |but 3rd Place must go to...
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8 T" Y8 m6 Q5 `) ~; ~/ oGreece
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: N" n: c/ P4 o7 q( Dit was very very close but the runner up prize
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Serbia
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& M/ H0 X- @* g# j$ o/ rbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.4 W+ J& G, V* N: \
/ W0 C6 @* B. Z$ F8 bThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even # {( Y1 [$ Y+ `
holding her hand....
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Woman has Man in it;
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: d. d- ^1 @, A4 [4 N; x6 lFemale has Male in it; 3 ?8 n c. D# r+ l& q( M2 C
She has He in it; / O5 K5 u/ m0 e
Madam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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/ H. G. M- u* qI never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with& P+ u& V4 q" z9 E: v% N3 _) y
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MEN?
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MENstrual cramps
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GUYnecologist
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AND
/ ~8 u8 E. c- cWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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