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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. & u& W* d1 F! s# U. ]% Q& }: Y# w; r
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"Mary... Mary...." & u1 D3 G) f. K4 ~
7 G, G a* r. L0 |6 I7 p: D: X"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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, ]. z/ F, Y/ P"What is it like?"
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/ p; h$ [* S5 S$ Y! ?"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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