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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 0 `* `* G' s0 }$ U0 X- f8 y
. F- n D, _; R- u: y* R" P"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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) Q. {! A/ r8 R; s* [# ["Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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" A0 C9 q9 v, L0 e4 D- M' v"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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