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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" " b& ~/ k. p, b3 x$ b8 D" s
. U4 c5 [% w, X" X4 Z1 A"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " + C r- g0 H, f- e; E
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 6 Q/ V3 g9 q, i# c% z( I8 V3 z. c
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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