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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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/ @ F4 r6 j& j; b/ ]"Mary... Mary...." ; w. L7 K- c p3 I2 H; i
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." : i! \# h5 x( i3 x/ }" M' Z" u! n
3 w Y2 e- D9 X; W9 t% T"What is it like?"
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2 J4 t/ ?4 {' M4 K# c"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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