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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. + ? [4 m) H2 u0 ^
( x/ [3 k/ D9 P, g"Mary... Mary...."
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* a$ B0 C5 ^2 U" {3 k" q1 c"Is that you Fred?" ) W& V# V! S& ~9 N0 h' F* O
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?"
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& ?3 n1 {( J# K. P/ f"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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