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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. / R) n+ W5 Y8 `* b! n: r* g
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"Mary... Mary...." * u; D! X1 N; l' J+ S- L, R- }
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." % [4 W6 b) H! S; I# y, e
. C: Z5 F' q+ v$ g% ?9 d"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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