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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 7 A, H1 ] l/ f1 Q% e
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"Mary... Mary...." : o* B1 A3 t" C
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: Z0 f" _7 X2 _) O* Q. b& E3 E3 ?"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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( U6 Y# D1 g( e"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." & s+ s! W. t, M2 L: Z+ E% {" n
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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