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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. % p- P! T1 [6 B
5 j* C7 Z& _% x0 E# G"Mary... Mary...." ! ~* c5 {" k1 O& n
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"Is that you Fred?" 8 k# L" o( b! H% k# n
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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/ a3 B" e2 P* z: k, Q; @! @% Z9 y& U( ]"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 1 N8 u7 M1 V* {9 N+ U. P; y
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." / v; |3 o3 a5 j: }; I# f4 E2 Y
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