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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. % w" G% A% ^% W- w& i5 [& I
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"Mary... Mary...."
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4 L; k8 g- B5 d1 u0 m+ J' T% d"Is that you Fred?" / @ D& O+ D. U% @) d- A
! Z2 z' u9 i/ L2 V S"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" + g8 A6 @4 i* H
5 p, m, L, r1 P# j( i# H6 U"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " - s, g+ Q. @2 x; m7 h
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ) S/ G0 ^! [$ y3 z
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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