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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. # J% Y# X) |) y4 I, j: T( `
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/ M1 m. w8 r; y9 J% h! X8 C4 @FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.2 U5 I: ?3 J) i2 y
       
5 d- k9 J/ `( f- g/ |! F- t* zPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.; Q4 _8 ~! l* T( P$ [
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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0 A" v( Q3 _& w5 E* V# C, Q  t2 W  r8 zHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.: m2 G  d, ]: n6 x$ S! a
       
: A8 L1 e% |( G& i( ISPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..5 s" w( W1 G6 t- u6 I
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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5 g3 X& x) ~3 x( U, @5 XEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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6 n* W( T* F6 ^2 i2 w2 t* lHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。) P! p+ q6 \) L: Q- d
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

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