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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. 0 ?; U7 W& V# v/ [
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated6 V( X3 p3 d6 G0 H! x5 v
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.4 V; f) s: A0 [+ Y, K
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..; S2 O5 i6 v1 Y! L1 f: Z: q
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people./ r, \) @: R" B4 {! w' y& j
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.; S' `" P, t( K7 c, }
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.' a2 u) |% }# w4 w2 w) q
       
0 v, k% Z; t! t8 F5 X- S0 STHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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$ U$ \- I0 ]( I8 c! Z8 y' }# c; z8 fYou are welcome.
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