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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. $ g+ r" A: K! Z
Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.9 m) {4 _# e! I* R2 q* ]
. o% ^& H9 ?/ v5 R1 x+ [* D2 kPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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9 K, m% h1 u- tTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated+ a5 D- s, ?1 J6 M% q+ {
+ E. m& n1 a/ a$ d' d$ @; V0 vHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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! L" T3 Y% I& i* z/ NSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.$ N6 h; m* e4 x1 ]' ?$ j" I) d
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people." {' d* [2 ~* z
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.# k7 w. C/ k7 T% y" W5 F5 h1 f
, `3 m' K( q. `6 l5 HHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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: R, x9 \+ \' D$ |/ _THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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