Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
. o% ^& H9 ?/ v5 R1 x+ [* D2 kPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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9 K, m% h1 u- tTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
+ E. m& n1 a/ a$ d' d$ @; V0 vHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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! L" T3 Y% I& i* z/ NSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
+ k# q" Z" V! F: L2 p6 c/ yFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
, `3 m' K( q. `6 l5 HHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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: R, x9 \+ \' D$ |/ _THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.