Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
$ l/ e" S6 r% W( Y+ i% GHere are some examples:   
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
8 Z; l5 o/ T, R7 JPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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& L1 J5 K+ P/ `' `- xThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
& B; Y2 [3 Z1 oHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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* a$ ^5 U4 B6 d5 \+ ^; h5 }7 xTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
9 Z$ L% P, j9 E" X- i- O  o% _1 F+ `EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
6 |$ z. b  _- g0 ?1 E/ f; dHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
) P/ r. A) j5 h% C" ~8 R/ L9 gTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
: R% ~* e. j# @1 z! C( w雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.