Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
+ Q# ]: Q+ q1 C; a! ]8 fHere are some examples:   

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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1 ^# M7 J0 [) a/ z% }1 SPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
8 {: B3 ^2 X" m% D& {7 rHOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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9 F( p1 }: D; a' v& T, X1 lSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
! L# u! ?4 U2 g' x0 j* ]* H. B; tEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
. f, y5 N" Z1 e$ t  f# \HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
1 a1 g7 R9 Y% a! \! \# ATHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

' o& O" ^, Z. v" IYou are welcome.