Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
; Z3 ?6 i/ X5 ^* WHere are some examples:   
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% k* |! e6 ~: `3 {  b, a2 }7 qFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
: a2 L! k, B# T! xPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

5 w1 O3 O( w+ {5 nThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
& g; D1 [( M1 g+ RSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
8 n3 c  H  o- M4 k+ F$ d( X) j) G* \TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
3 U" k/ d5 O5 T/ H4 |EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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9 [6 e% i, w5 mHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
! y  M& ]" p6 c* }: `+ B雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

2 q9 i* z6 n: U5 j- B/ OYou are welcome.