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发表于 2010-1-17 20:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
; Z3 ?6 i/ X5 ^* WHere are some examples:   
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% k* |! e6 ~: `3 {  b, a2 }7 qFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.# s; Y7 `8 Y5 |) u5 ~: L
       
: a2 L! k, B# T! xPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.. N* o! u& v. E( k' a

5 w1 O3 O( w+ {5 nThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.+ ]  P8 h8 G) _+ h: J6 k' ?, w2 e5 s0 z
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TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.4 V- f+ h; ^# D3 {
       
& g; D1 [( M1 g+ RSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.( H, V& ^8 W$ R" U4 w5 V
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..8 \4 [" |( s! E& a  e; I/ ]3 M
       
8 n3 c  H  o- M4 k+ F$ d( X) j) G* \TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.3 \6 S3 D) o# f2 \' n0 Q
       
3 U" k/ d5 O5 T/ H4 |EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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9 [6 e% i, w5 mHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:55 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-28 09:10 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
! y  M& ]" p6 c* }: `+ B雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

2 q9 i* z6 n: U5 j- B/ OYou are welcome.
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