Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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0 f6 ]6 p5 N3 ~& F5 V: kPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

1 |3 {6 X: P8 r4 yThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
/ z+ ?! i7 T2 \. Z7 wTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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0 U5 V; M; g$ T7 C: P3 w: }HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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, q6 h8 k  j. T+ xFemale, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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6 ?6 I5 d6 Q8 ]% h3 o) S( HEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

: S. l) h& s6 B8 O5 CYou are welcome.