Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   
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  U' L( b. X$ K) `) C1 {6 u- iFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
. V+ L7 v8 M% s: W+ o1 k8 J0 |0 F( FPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

8 W# o. t- G, _3 [' ^0 x$ qThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
9 P# j% U9 j6 Q  o' R# h3 U, L, kTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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+ B, X! N# C) G% P" s# CSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
       
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

$ g. n9 V7 p& d8 Q3 k% y: C1 ?( N& WYou are welcome.