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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. / ^! S2 A/ p2 l7 i7 l
Here are some examples:
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U' L( b. X$ K) `) C1 {6 u- iFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.7 Z5 _9 P. v. z( d1 ^# \- W/ X
. V+ L7 v8 M% s: W+ o1 k8 J0 |0 F( FPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.& J" I: q/ ]( R) j8 `" q2 M
8 W# o. t- G, _3 [' ^0 x$ qThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.' i' Y# T) b$ A n1 o
9 P# j% U9 j6 Q o' R# h3 U, L, kTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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+ B, X! N# C) G% P" s# CSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.4 ]5 c3 z+ m* w; T+ p# K
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.." v: i" P; Y5 d; @: o# G2 t
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TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. B! w6 q6 Y: o
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.* @/ c. W+ W$ h0 W: n
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.$ F, |) r) n, s& F0 I6 l
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying |
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