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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,2 F$ q# R" a7 m7 }0 Z
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the
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" m8 l# J( Y8 z/ ?8 e& wLeaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'. M1 M: d# Q+ ^& ^
At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and! F% |% `; t: X( C
smacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool. C- `- k0 R* @0 r3 d- X
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He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.' j7 F, [0 @* M* V
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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3 {/ r9 u6 s- g3 F8 ~- t( V'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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