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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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2 Q. F% p+ h5 u4 L" c0 d+ Hand obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the& a: T& w+ {1 {& v
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
' I1 R, F* }$ y2 r4 g7 }At this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
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. s3 c ?* r) k! m5 Z. }- E" gHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.
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'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he+ `2 r: f8 J$ j" v) s4 g
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% P" v# k& w% g9 b- e1 D'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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