The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
5 n: q3 H; W/ Q8 J: M' ^   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
& ~% P& x1 K7 A1 b   home at $7000 per month.

    My grandpa started walking
# S( H7 q' I/ m7 y( S    five miles a day when he was 60.
- s/ {  W! Z/ O* d    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
7 L! s/ W1 g! L+ k' |" L9 z6 W& a2 R6 h   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
+ [( }7 {" t+ y3 q    spent about 400 bucks.
5 N1 Z$ N( C# b2 `+ z! M% A    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
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   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
7 c% L+ l- x' Z1 {% `/ v# m/ H    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
8 c9 p! K6 t4 m4 `& W& v   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
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2 h; J/ ~; V& V  Q' D   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
- N  ?, c6 `7 V8 G    just getting over the hill.

, y; }6 y5 O7 i+ W2 b  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
" z. e! D4 d( s+ ]$ L4 ^$ Z* n    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
   AND

    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
. G8 i( i* F; _: d- v: W! z  d    I just find a Happy Hour
" G, ]' R; x6 h3 z; t   and by the time I leave,
6 O* _( f3 Y% L" W5 a) }    I look just fine.