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The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
6 o2 Q( o4 }, q4 D7 J   This enables you at 85 years old
/ T" \/ _! ^8 l$ K" f9 P   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing' a. D% K0 H3 U$ }2 i, _, O3 Z, s
   home at $7000 per month.# Z. Y; W5 ?  l4 ^% W0 F; g0 Z

- w# y& {( M- p+ }    My grandpa started walking! I7 b* |1 f. S
    five miles a day when he was 60.
: B8 |" x6 f. }4 l    Now he's 97 years old
6 c5 V# m6 Y+ Q, X5 N3 \    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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   I like long walks,
- k# P1 i+ G  f    especially when they are taken
7 X# g) Q8 C- Q( N4 s    by people who annoy me.
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   The only reason I would take up walking
8 l( [/ i9 T1 E9 \% A7 D3 g7 F    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.4 f* a' P" b$ r+ g  ]- F( q
  
6 ?& ]& ^) m$ o+ |/ F3 D9 u    I have to walk early in the morning,
1 K) x, T2 m8 B3 A6 o    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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2 o+ R) v& V5 q  X7 z   I joined a health club last year,% H& P3 ]7 e' _/ R0 I! I
    spent about 400 bucks.
4 r4 z5 S  l0 u; @    Haven't lost a pound.
& n$ e9 Q/ _- b( @- k0 ]7 X    Apparently you have to go there.) f$ n! c( Y* u( F  h, Q; }
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   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
  I, L- D: K$ M. X% P3 u9 I    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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$ ?& I$ o3 Z) m) U   I do have flabby thighs,$ f* R/ ^, c( H1 M
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.( j9 b1 [$ J; s) I
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    The advantage of exercising every day% u+ }0 \# @, Q7 Q# H* ~4 S
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,4 s) a# v' j- @0 Y& k6 U' z
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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+ x$ D" n; B. p3 t0 [: }7 o% |; r   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
4 }" H) P+ f# J" X+ w, }  start with a small country.9 H( d+ S. I' B8 B2 N7 Y# y
   
% X1 f  M6 Z& t! y( E   I know I got a lot of exercise( B* G) F3 ~  ]& _( O3 y
    the last few years,......; v/ N. \7 L! g( `8 m  ^
    just getting over the hill.
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  We all get heavier as we get older,
' F+ s+ k* y# x2 {0 a    because there's a lot more information in our heads.; u) E7 O: y9 S+ Z- Y& o9 U
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.9 v* l1 k  A5 y1 O% u
   
; Q8 I+ m) h2 J' z# B0 }   AND$ X& I7 p. |$ I3 j8 @
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    Every time I start thinking too much
8 S$ `% ?) E4 }# P     about how I look,: e4 p8 t* t; r# ?
    I just find a Happy Hour
) d5 c1 ?: r4 W% H0 V   and by the time I leave,
+ F  _3 s% N# H# L1 H/ U    I look just fine.
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