The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.

# b0 W$ F# a0 ^  ?( x    My grandpa started walking
9 l' C8 t, ?. {$ ?    five miles a day when he was 60.
) t# S" A: l! Q5 n" }    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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   I like long walks,
$ G( Q5 l+ u  U& @! i    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
   The only reason I would take up walking
1 M. t: g( X# L" R/ ]" ~    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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4 X8 K7 ^& N0 x' y/ J5 K    I have to walk early in the morning,
  H. o. r; r' Y+ s1 N0 x    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
& R7 c: W& j7 X! D" X: u5 D    Apparently you have to go there.
  
5 k1 I- A: j( s/ ~   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
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7 t* q! P( |. @/ r! U   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
; v3 \0 P" {% X, E# o    just getting over the hill.
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$ b! j4 `2 z$ `& d6 B6 s5 P8 _  We all get heavier as we get older,
9 s7 w0 R- R- N6 k. }( R+ s, G    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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6 ^; ]6 s8 g& q   AND
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    Every time I start thinking too much
  O1 s4 l" l6 I     about how I look,
2 u; f6 _, C+ F4 g4 r- ?    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
4 n  V& t6 q/ c; I    I look just fine.