Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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$ C+ u4 S# @8 D: c5 b. QDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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) G, o9 I# p2 ~* xA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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* x: K, z! L  j% B'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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' u3 ?% ^6 @  G7 a9 t'OK',  the little girl says,
2 ?2 \2 x8 q4 ~0 m% `'How much do you  weigh?'

0 G( S9 E. @, n) \1 Y. Q'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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# U  q5 @9 H+ b, n7 p& d& [/ gUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

3 m; T% ~3 B" E  `' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
2 N; y0 v- j- e( ]5 s3 X'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
0 R" }' F" b/ L8 |3 qIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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4 `- o: f. e7 o( PLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
, H7 L  c% L, W/ e. {'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

  B9 V& C; d+ W3 b% }# PThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

4 ~5 G) o6 V" W. F& S2 SThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
" b+ w4 s" v( N  r'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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& `! S, p* `6 j! f+ X+ S'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
0 X& `$ i) `) F'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

0 x) `$ Z: y7 w4 e3 r' F'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'

$ k: S; i  F$ r1 d9 t; |If you  see someone without a smile today
: l2 r, H- m+ _2 l. Qgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller