Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

- g1 v! F" p# X, h, w& c; j* V4 gA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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5 o2 u! f+ R+ L. `' A# W) g' F/ L' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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2 U0 A! ?3 u$ |* c9 P'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
4 q; ^6 `6 M. J7 g'It's not polite.'
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7 e7 d4 q, H/ a9 w% B'OK',  the little girl says,
9 A8 d' J& S! ]- f0 ^0 B' e" e'How much do you  weigh?'

: c# Z4 U0 |3 ^! R7 q'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

; u  i  y) E' `'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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! w  i" `* I% @" {7 _8 M- VThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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% c3 x3 I( d1 C7 {' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
  k/ ?5 a6 p% G: n" a$ LIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
1 N+ x* _+ W( J2 W& ['I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

% d* C5 `) o. B; m% ^! p$ CThe mother is surprised and  asks,
  i) b% @8 Y' O& @4 B6 }3 N'How did you find that out?
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. V* _$ e7 E% ~1 y'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
! D0 }; G1 V' w! W) ?'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

# ~( Z1 p4 {& M& h# ]7 `( H'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
) w* k8 r% w2 U+ @1 F9 }- Z# ngive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller