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2 z; Z" s, S! aDriver's License - too cute not to forward
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3 p5 I$ p# p8 e# a! LA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
2 T* m B7 g# l* {" t8 L2 g'It's not polite.'
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'OK', the little girl says, 3 m6 ^$ }* s( q; H! Y! |
'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,
+ n Z- m4 g6 y3 C" h* I3 H'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' ! G7 h1 G& F3 Z: A
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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1 Y1 \) L$ Q: ~& B'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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# J! \ ?5 |4 z' z" n% g5 PThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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7 p, L2 X# V) {8 N' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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'Well,' says the friend,
+ M% A( i4 m8 D'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
+ P; r- {, I% x& l5 YIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.' % f/ v# j/ m: y7 m( P' D7 q# ?2 o
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 1 d2 b9 B- u% J+ y) y: Y0 x
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' 2 q V% J6 p; ]. y1 ~: I8 V
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The mother is surprised and asks,
$ p- M5 h3 j3 ]5 F& i# \'How did you find that out? , _1 `- y( {& `0 p2 t9 r: P+ R
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' 4 v) \4 q* c$ L# R4 P& A
3 D) S" `2 {/ m: hThe mother is past surprised and shocked now.
# |+ f' j' ~$ N, A5 g5 V: L) f'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' 1 _7 x; M4 _+ f6 g4 P- }( U
( o% d- E" T$ ^; Z'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
1 @9 p2 i4 g( k P( C'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' ; u- H* l3 N/ \: P. S0 r9 [* `
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'- Q+ h5 k! P9 Q: f$ Y
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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* z d3 _' f& |+ C7 `: eIf you see someone without a smile today
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