Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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3 j- {: j$ o' yDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

" ], V# N* C6 s& t8 n3 F5 m, D'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

5 w3 ]" P. H' ^# |- z'OK',  the little girl says,
# y6 Y2 I0 N  Y# Q1 H5 w" c% q$ }'How much do you  weigh?'

) Z: Z+ [7 N* A: O+ d'Now really,' the mother says,  
- k+ F) F' H  t6 S'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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; s4 S' B: ]0 w: i& i& P'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

7 \$ T  N5 x9 ?; h' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
  X. l  e9 p  l$ {; p'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
7 [5 ]& n7 J0 H  f' F0 bIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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4 V9 P( V8 X0 b) qThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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2 J2 }, ~9 j7 X' ?' x/ N'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

& Y- z( z: q- C( F" JThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
9 }0 z2 D; c& _2 Q( I! O'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

; h; P% o* R" p- J3 N9 o'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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- I+ J$ d2 Z4 d5 Z! H" j5 CIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller