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1 y) T2 z, p4 c% ODriver's License - too cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. ; W" w, U" F; E2 Q5 a
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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$ u `, T; Y$ m3 c3 F8 u- {3 p$ Y& Q'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 8 r4 s4 _4 L1 x! Y
'It's not polite.' 8 _+ P& h2 p) Z+ D' Y
* i& X9 G* t% O/ t'OK', the little girl says,
* ` D5 q; p- q$ f; E9 m'How much do you weigh?'
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' U; s& E$ w w. a! ]( S'Now really,' the mother says,
7 u" J* q9 c( s7 o3 O4 y& g6 N8 u9 ^'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 8 n8 l7 M5 g |# w
( B7 S0 ?( v3 `; y' i'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. ! H4 J9 A) _* T G M6 k; d ~
4 S7 X8 w% ]( X4 Q6 L'Well,' says the friend,
" [6 K6 V7 A ]8 B) p _'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. 1 z0 C4 f) v7 ?! M1 t
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' ! p! ?3 l1 l/ @2 s' ]" A8 ~: M8 ~
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
6 F0 u3 I2 x9 i1 J'I know how old you are. You are 32.' * U9 ^5 {- Z/ R/ z* J
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The mother is surprised and asks, $ R9 U: _" C1 |( P M, u
'How did you find that out?
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' ) F2 L& T1 r! a8 S4 B
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. ' L" Z- X0 l O7 V( I) p- |; r
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' 0 `7 z# L) O0 I; H! C6 y
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
$ X# n( e3 x4 i9 ? u7 P'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
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) d" Y k( b* g6 F8 g' s; D: U'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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