Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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) a$ M* Y8 r9 h+ G. x" vDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

! h/ p) \; R9 _# f3 @, YA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

2 n# J3 l2 t- I7 q& W2 Y' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
* u9 ~! `) Q+ @* u9 d'It's not polite.'

- y+ i. N# w9 `3 A# i7 r) C4 p% I0 `'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
1 Y$ [5 @8 X! n'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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4 m/ X" {9 G5 ~2 o1 r- A/ v2 `1 h/ OUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

/ g8 \) P, z2 O" C" s+ K'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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' {+ L/ [* F- t3 L- ]7 G, x* }The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

$ \1 ~2 C7 l4 t7 g/ s; C) u' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
3 A( R+ s  K$ O% X. @" P'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

6 n/ N$ f0 g0 Q0 @Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
0 \- C* R: ^0 D1 Z* p'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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- Q8 o0 o) }" ?The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

5 B" D8 d8 ]. ?# [) t! e- ?'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

3 z) `  Z' f+ W( v1 w'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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9 ~# Z$ K% O- U4 w, Z$ v+ J'Because you  got an F in sex.'

; g$ v( `# |9 @) }If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller