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Driver's License - too cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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# a D5 k3 U" O: ^. I/ e K% j' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' + o0 m" D6 D0 f/ c& T
$ t7 \% o5 b! z2 P, I'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. |$ `/ T- x" W+ Y0 |$ F
'It's not polite.' ; c& |# T S% \! I
+ Y; f. }$ ?, d8 e2 U'OK', the little girl says, % L. E8 G9 L% R# W# o5 J- j) W
'How much do you weigh?'
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4 e( O( p: H& ?8 q) ?7 N'Now really,' the mother says, S* C6 d! }" z0 T' _
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 8 m/ V" a8 H3 M. ?2 f+ k( e
( f3 F& Y! ]) ^. ~8 k% U'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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) j- ~/ H, E0 Z& h6 N2 K+ i8 ^* XThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. / P8 R% D- g# R- q# j# J
2 q# m+ s' S) K% {& N' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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3 t' o0 O0 L. L5 t) q7 b6 F5 R' T'Well,' says the friend, $ G# [: Y! @+ q& c0 c
'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
& x- q; C! V' C# B& CIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.' - X5 T9 _# m4 t' V$ f
1 p5 \% y* _/ n, `* n7 p* [' \: w5 _) DLater that night the little girl says to her mother, 7 T% \. f8 ?& p; s% A, V g4 B
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' k, A6 B4 Y# L
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The mother is surprised and asks, 2 x% c. b2 X# P- W! Q% K* U+ C' Z
'How did you find that out?
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 1 Y; l! s/ R6 X8 o% P0 X& t' v# d
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' : R" q7 ^- t: U1 W9 j! u
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 5 \% O9 h5 c0 T3 x, q
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' # r7 R3 n& `' Q7 s! [' b
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'8 O3 ^2 H% g s5 X
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'Because you got an F in sex.'; q) L. |! S6 C: L5 X
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If you see someone without a smile today
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