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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar - [, ^: M1 B# d& @
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! 9 C- p( C. T6 ]* P
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! W% m {& }( j7 H$ Q% |. M0 `
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
9 X: n) B! G$ I& n 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
' N/ l/ a2 M% s. P1 y. U V& | 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
& {% x0 B6 ]7 a students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
( B0 S, @, j# _8 j" j+ K me: chemistry. . . 3 B8 w" L" p3 V
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
/ _! [! h m) E) ]9 y; Q 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. , A$ w* B: w. t8 C3 B# C. Q
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. & S3 \1 f8 |5 W+ h- P% n3 X3 A
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
; K4 y7 R& f9 b+ f5 Q 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
# G C0 g% U- p* n8 C hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
Z- ] m1 J% F& Y. W then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
9 R- c2 y4 L9 A% A this time, a players on the answer in the.
7 T5 f) S1 d: U9 M( x host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
9 d4 a( q1 A+ v9 \0 r/ G* {" x 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "6 c' f4 ?# K( e T" L& h
13, when the school : p: V! [6 N- B4 r
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
- J0 L) h9 {# |8 Y I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
! U; e* n# h. c- F; }$ e& B8 G you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
, z3 _- W! h' M! w- d7 r& h 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
2 ^2 Z+ X, ^6 H9 U) w; x2 j 15, one bedroom
( k5 q1 F- a+ c, L" ` students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
9 L! K3 e# F& m0 n( \& y results say it is: "He has passed away ..." / O4 _9 c |6 @; s
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
j! {6 n% w, y9 | 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" & H8 \" R* J$ w u
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
5 u: X0 d9 t' G6 d, f4 G7 ` T 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . 3 R/ L( Z' Y% i, N
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
& v! H- C, @) o. ~+ \) a8 m1 g* J0 v) G 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
3 X* N; O" X* s: z9 N/ \ 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
+ b: |! @8 A: q3 K 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
9 o6 `9 J8 U+ d4 `0 i: n 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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