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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh+ O$ k" B) l( o) _% N
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
' L7 l- h2 F5 | 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! ! 0 r: k- f: G# t
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! w3 z5 _8 e7 \3 s
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
* s( C' \( A/ l5 s U 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
. N/ R0 t5 Y( B, \; \6 b. n 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . 7 e: G9 x q! }
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? ! `: r+ r1 N5 z5 b2 Y: B+ b6 B2 V
me: chemistry. . . # R# W/ u7 }5 x A
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" & i" h9 [* |* {1 b9 `& a& z# q1 \
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. 2 G( \( v4 k) W) B& o0 _
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. $ h* j+ n" O0 X8 Y% u9 g( r9 b
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
* [8 y& M; K+ y$ q1 o$ v 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. 9 y% G! s" u: p' T1 [$ z
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
& @$ y) A/ h8 S( O6 P- f then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
: ~. @3 o, O6 ~$ D9 c7 X- A this time, a players on the answer in the.
% M9 { z+ ?: ]+ v* x host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" : n8 I- t* i0 Y: h* }5 J
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
. {" u. e- [" `. z; a 13, when the school
9 p, T. g: w6 B. [* x9 c day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
5 l9 ?( X, Y, ~. ~, R I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
" ^, I4 ^9 a! T. V' I% N: Z5 G# a you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years . i" i* z& x! F, N; y: q
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
1 j6 C/ V5 \8 a. h- g" v 15, one bedroom
" g& a6 S$ J1 E1 p students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
+ `: \4 C m$ [8 c4 E! l. M3 h results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
( H E6 \" {7 ~' M, l 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!" $ S9 Q( W# T3 ?! U9 d: \. \# @1 }
17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" + N+ j- e) }/ W9 V
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
! Y/ V- {, d5 b; V! D( L 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
1 p* q4 d3 P9 ]; E: h 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. 6 U1 y, N4 I" v' L3 p
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." 7 ~# H5 z% z8 q3 i/ _8 Z& P/ r
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
* } W: Q5 |- L% H0 l9 }1 v: ^ 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
. t8 z& q0 P" K6 H 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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