Redneck

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8 u) K" v& j* L* X% G/ j+ v- cRedneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
  
Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
9 R1 Z0 ]7 V/ s; e  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo

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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
% A3 P! N8 v/ m& h- m 1) The DNA is all the same
  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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$ P$ I; a4 m* B4 m# I$ N$ t (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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3 A8 r$ M2 I. c! O; D Redneck Time Out

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% H* I/ S  ?: J: j2 Q Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
- }# C, @- ]1 i6 `7 h The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast

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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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  L6 r1 f) W: w7 _- t+ E Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
: X9 w* Z! C3 i  s9 s: O+ k 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving

" s) F7 U- {6 X( L# R+ D (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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4 W* c: H( r2 `, c. q0 Q- {  E  That's all folks!
5 D: a1 G6 N2 I, w" P) b. [2 F I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
6 i3 e* W' l/ S0 i( z- x竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25