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Redneck Yard Swing
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7 ?. t. q( q0 j& `3 f A Redneck passed away and left his entire0 i t$ {1 i4 W/ A% f- q( P
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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% F$ K6 o* H7 P' l8 c2 x6 x How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?, n: u* |9 H: }2 p/ }
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."% p. l8 H' Y. @8 z
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Redneck Garden: H9 T9 }' k$ o. o* G
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7 D9 K: q% ~& | Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 4 `( |9 h! f9 B, o
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. / ^" B2 m/ V: @* a% e* J) P1 F/ y
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2 W7 v! P/ S0 V/ d- U Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
" m E( r, h! d5 q& ^ 1) The DNA is all the same! i; k( b5 j. x1 X, m& r+ _
2) There are no dental records
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$ S; h; V7 f6 [. i& m, C Who invented the toothbrush?- k. X% M. L7 n! o3 e# u
A Redneck!! ! Q, N2 t, e. p% y
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)9 a& k5 S) ~& J' x
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& B# C5 S- }8 A+ q: U6 L/ G Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?! g: C1 b# K2 q5 K7 p! G; C$ n
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.4 p3 _" T6 L9 ?. x: k8 E: A
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; P7 w- }+ l+ F# f+ G; K A new Redneck law was just recently passed& |. h( \. x3 b( a! }
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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: K/ O. h# j1 O" _# f; W Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?5 t; F* z( w" U. ?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving V' H3 ~% O2 J/ R& B
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)7 `+ ]' B+ U2 e
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: [: Z' i7 M+ O7 c. M A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16/ Q4 v. [4 }: Y; |- _) R* p; k) L9 d' ]
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
Y) I4 D( N8 O2 Z2 v2 G and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' 0 A }7 U! P9 ^; ^& \; B/ h
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...0 z/ m5 d# r% K# o& k9 @ t- _) R
5 X$ _$ D8 i$ R) Z( L1 ?% x+ j p That's all folks! 2 H- c; y( a3 w* J5 G. g
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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