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Redneck Yard Swing- p* k! }3 U3 I: V9 E+ u& e
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire3 N& u- B; e+ ^9 v! E1 i( e4 b
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14." E) D; u8 p, {8 Y c8 g6 K) y
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Redneck Cooler5 a1 K- l0 f( L) N! p# o0 d
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1 Y" y$ Z8 v$ Q# K How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?4 B- a+ k7 v" k9 S: |' v1 M
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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' D" C1 t K; R! s3 ~2 G/ \7 B! ^# c Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
5 O# O% G& N: M9 q, e b It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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- M/ I! H8 c$ M+ I! }1 b& ^2 j Redneck Limo) X4 I+ E& r8 B% @5 r% \9 b
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e; f6 D* e2 V Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
' u% o) _7 I `3 q: d 1) The DNA is all the same
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" E5 @% h; ?0 I$ Z Redneck Mailbox) Q- j* f K( b1 f8 F
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( c8 x: y3 e) Y, i, [ Who invented the toothbrush?
9 N) k( J {# o A Redneck!!
' W, }. `% S) ?6 r2 P4 s8 `( F0 L( g$ V6 r (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)9 Q& O1 @0 o& R* e+ T# J2 J
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?% _9 s) X" K( k
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.+ c( \0 {& b; d' [5 Y5 `' y
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2 E% m7 A& W' U+ P' \7 X- Y/ C9 x Redneck Weenie Roast
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9 k6 j2 I$ @- L; m) z# g A new Redneck law was just recently passed6 n8 {1 u* ^4 u
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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6 x! S7 @* L7 D8 A C6 ^0 B Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
3 x# W# `+ Q y0 ^ 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'9 r$ ^: h5 W2 J% T2 g( j" e
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9 \$ Z$ k# v' `' N A Redneck Thanksgiving# y, G# q% {5 b1 M5 |. L( ?5 I
2 P9 W8 S" t( S- t% X (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)% v( [0 w. k9 X/ H5 x
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3 _* _2 C& v7 x. E) e9 e2 x# H4 n A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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" j% b: L2 y/ L" S0 _ and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' % h8 {; `0 m+ a
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: p& @9 k7 ?, ^: g, l A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...* c# `3 U! G) Q$ w2 @. y2 F
8 P) d# v7 Z B9 Q- o, t That's all folks! & j" S# U# x9 f5 g7 e
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