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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler: S) H- p* [! x1 @2 T
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
) C2 t) O+ ?: q When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."3 e5 g" i8 w( |
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5 C3 V; F; c4 O0 L8 w; }2 k7 h7 y F# @7 U Redneck Cellar
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p/ O0 x0 ^2 }) t, E& z Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
- L, ^+ i$ B& `: K! ~* L; c It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. * ^$ S$ J5 j; l; W, r* d
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Redneck Limo
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2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox* O* k0 _. c; J0 ~
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Who invented the toothbrush?5 |4 R8 S3 i, [# {/ @; f/ [$ U% t
A Redneck!! 1 H* R( Y/ z/ D# j& K) Q0 X0 s" N
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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- v* z- j( j* f6 N! L2 j Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
" {4 Y% y6 g! V: l: a The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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' b! @# w, e2 {; n6 `) I A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?, y* ^1 k! f/ {
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.') W% ^/ f. |7 V2 H
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 164 Q! J- `, q$ P. ?" r. t( h) X( O
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .8 D9 x) Q0 |' c. L; k; x
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' " C4 [. ?: P7 b7 d7 I
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh..." v6 o. t6 q9 C: W$ M6 \- w- w
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I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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