Redneck

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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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' Q$ P: s/ S) m$ O' X How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
6 y! B8 [, c& d: X' C) R' t0 V When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
  
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) W7 \4 i( J* p& C Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
, {2 i+ Z' a" n3 O  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
$ n( g. O: n5 f/ Y  2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush?
0 H  p1 {, F; L/ r' o; s    A Redneck!!
) \5 U" z- C5 r (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out

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1 G2 l- D( X0 E  S& U! S Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
1 B) `. _* H6 u9 u9 V! s The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast

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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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, s0 f+ |( l/ ?$ w/ Z and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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1 y& r( {* ]& c8 z" L  That's all folks!
, ]2 p9 G) Z' z+ @) w* A. t( @ I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
+ P/ m6 r2 J3 {! E% j8 H3 G1 T" ]竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25