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1 T) d" s( i/ e  z; |Redneck Yard Swing

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/ O9 ?, u" ?/ a; } A Redneck passed away and left his entire
  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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/ P  o. K, L9 N3 q: @ How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
) ?% W# j' k9 L8 P2 _; f8 s When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden

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0 u8 i' {& {2 L+ { Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
4 ^+ W! D0 b/ r9 @  2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox

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Who invented the toothbrush?
    A Redneck!!
0 e1 `( }9 n( u' U/ i# R0 V (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out

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$ E* l5 T: ^6 j( `. Z0 a! B, L Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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' I/ @( c6 c: [( q/ Q A new Redneck law was just recently passed
$ _/ w, ]( I) w5 i7 ~% q When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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+ e: j8 Z7 K9 x# C/ S Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
, P! b; F' D+ ~$ A3 X. x 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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( L. b, x0 e7 V4 L (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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/ l* Q, T6 C; g" \% T: J5 y9 x% ]8 C         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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7 W, V1 R2 e/ u) {7 s- N and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

  That's all folks!
7 z9 q* g! ~6 Z I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !!

竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
( M3 c' L# x' L& @. g3 o7 R竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25

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