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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?# u9 H3 O+ j8 A/ j6 N$ \( F5 D
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."8 _, r1 P' y" @0 N$ q: H6 f: A
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Redneck Cellar
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1 E4 E5 K6 i2 x0 k Redneck Garden
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% T% B! B- A1 y3 x/ k) [" p Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 2 @+ u$ b9 x) w$ \1 N* ^
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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( L9 Q; L" A5 e- N Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
! I. p, a* l' D$ ~: P# N, \ 1) The DNA is all the same
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Redneck Mailbox
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A Redneck!! $ y( ?: p' I* L9 }) `) [8 T
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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( C- i# r4 j+ c! F! p. S) P3 z n Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
4 n; X$ _& r, G# t2 F( }# x' Y The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed/ V" p% x3 G5 m# B7 b; [' ?% R
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.+ o# t! M) y! v& Y
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?5 D2 [ f' o. p) r, q
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)+ Q8 k1 H9 @1 q8 u/ }
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: C. r, W5 j0 X( @6 f, f, a A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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