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Redneck Yard Swing
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estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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* g3 }7 ]* b. ~ How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?8 D. k' a$ ^ t2 W
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."" A9 |. v. ?$ k8 B" z9 F9 B( _8 o
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Redneck Garden
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" z+ b2 Y/ ]$ M5 R Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? ) q# [2 a4 J4 [5 I
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:+ |' g9 c" J0 ^# |0 n- ?2 w
1) The DNA is all the same' U. i m% S8 n* L9 W8 z
2) There are no dental records' B( D# b8 o- n' `8 q# q
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)- d" H: M% [3 f6 Y7 @* Y
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck), Y. R: g1 o3 q6 i$ K% X
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That's all folks! 9 s7 T% E: P2 q) l. f n) l
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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