a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
, c. a5 b( Y/ ~1 Q  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
! b% _2 j% [- }9 J: i  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
1 B) d& E+ K7 `- r  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
1 g8 I+ k) G9 t& M3 S+ l9 o) t$ T  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
) E& x4 S; E4 Y- Q+ m; x: g7 ]3 x  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
! G+ b8 X* w  q4 Q  w1 g" S/ ~  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
/ D& w* P8 i& Q6 ^: w3 t$ s  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
2 V1 Z5 q( U. |; C  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
4 ~3 S2 p5 L5 N  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
, V" T5 f, ~/ h3 C  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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