a joke

如花

At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
+ K0 x- q) l" @/ P  r: K; K  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
2 s. ]* M" m! m0 m# Y9 i( [  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
. D+ @& U/ }8 o' O: \  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
) Q3 a& x- Y  g" K6 ~  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
5 M% }, I8 d- ^$ N  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
/ Z3 m$ x0 @, {  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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