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发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    8 Q) }2 e1 n% N7 v6 O
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
; s. {# A2 J% D! {# W; Y9 |. k& o- q  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a, K' @8 S6 b7 K+ p- D2 o
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
0 F6 i" v% b; {+ l0 E, M  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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% X- m( b& n3 Z% ^0 e! [: c  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
7 k$ O$ }; m5 o, N! d& M  `  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    * M. I! c" }) Y! n4 _
  bandages."                                                               
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  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         0 y7 \8 G2 j0 ~1 U1 \
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.    ; n7 R2 z  P( W) Y) Q1 H
  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  7 b5 Y+ W. c, L3 F7 I+ [8 g6 T
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  . W, M; a5 }+ H* ]
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  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
( s( U) m1 Q) c5 g  u( l& h4 X  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   ) r% G9 M5 K# j  x" n" y
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
. j" X2 O' P3 G# W  plaster."                                                                 
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$ y# x) X! J1 x2 p  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster    + b. T' O9 I8 e
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     # [; T( V5 D9 `/ d- C
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   2 J8 ?) ~( s% e- \
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   # s! H0 n$ t. t( X
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
3 t' w, h- v2 H+ K" ~( f  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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