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鲜花(2253) 鸡蛋(32)
发表于 2010-4-28 09:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to    4 k7 V6 N2 H* c8 R5 m( I+ J
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   , L/ w- \! P1 h" Y
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a9 P# O+ R. G6 \0 w$ k3 X4 T
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
9 p  Z2 W; \6 [4 I  little left to be of any use?"                                            ! L! x! o& p% X( ~3 v- G
                                                                            1 G0 s4 L$ E. I% t
  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
3 r3 B) Y' S. d  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of    . s5 A& L0 ]  {. Q1 e$ f1 c* T
  bandages."                                                                % k. \2 N# v; c5 b# s
                                                                           
# ?& C' z( ?; m5 b( r/ W( C/ f  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         6 z3 c5 v* x$ ?5 k
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
& |  s) N- R' i* f+ L9 {  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  ; k1 u8 C: s4 B4 q
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                  ; r6 F6 n# l: s- ^4 C) y
                                                                           
, G" t3 l$ h7 s% n! g; E% V  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to    , R# P4 v7 i- @# M9 x- n
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
6 n1 {4 f4 Y( d) _" _  o  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
& ^: p/ K( Y& Y; \$ o& h; T% m  plaster."                                                                   a/ X2 H! R5 b1 S
                                                                           
1 \; y6 n6 t- o% p9 z8 I3 ?2 n  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
4 s2 G/ j* g* \$ @6 `. h  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
; g, I+ L# X2 ]! H- A' v: Y  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                   + `( L4 Y, e9 a9 c) ?& S+ C
  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   8 T* ]: M( c& w: C( A
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
# U/ Z5 U7 g) k2 y7 A' S  year they send us a complete dick."
鲜花(9) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2010-4-28 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.
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发表于 2010-4-29 03:05 | 显示全部楼层
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