(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
& c5 ~5 @4 H% @& N, U4 X. M前台小姐：“hello.”
  X" c) f6 R0 c* r# ?: v老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
, p* v) X) S% o2 B# u前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
0 S0 Z0 _/ E! ^9 b( P老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
( D; b9 O  S; a- U1 Y6 C& i, f前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
6 l- u' }9 A, Z, D老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
* m- f3 x& P$ x; k, a! i老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
# _! |1 A3 t5 m老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？