(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
) {3 _9 [2 A$ p清闲，面带微笑的：
% D8 G9 ^* [; z2 g前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
  J2 J% L5 n% O0 w9 B7 K前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
) A) G' b( Z- ?9 o老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
( h/ S$ V9 d6 \1 s, |4 ]5 _! P( pcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
) g& W+ O0 ~* @; p老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
- ~* Z& z+ j1 f$ n- Q- F老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
3 d$ R% F' ?- d' I+ g7 w前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？