(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
* Z$ V; K# L# C& P清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
% R: d+ S  o( s老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
3 |  [% G5 t2 ?7 u3 w前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
& ]6 A( @- Z: ]5 b7 ~can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
1 m# J8 G% W6 N6 D6 A- T9 S老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
1 L& E8 J! p7 r- c4 v8 h% F& i* D前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
  V0 N1 A3 Z8 h$ u* K# b' k- m老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
' b! p4 f# O9 `前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
. b2 w+ h, N$ G) ?, P老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
  }, e  y! e# l0 d9 G4 ?' I冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

9 L9 R' x! y, l" C我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？