(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
0 t6 @. t6 J8 j* A# p0 H, r/ b清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
5 f% Q. N2 d5 A老外：“hi.”
7 N6 E4 d: [. J9 G- x& I$ J1 X前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
4 v* N7 c% \9 l- @  a0 Z老外：“can you speak english？”
# A* x* q+ g5 I8 L6 V前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
4 k" P+ a1 ?9 [- e- i前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
6 H3 c4 I  V. p2 @8 C: w1 W老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
) a: D" K$ Q& r4 o# l前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

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冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
( L: c% A! M/ ^% ]" p冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

# ?$ D' N8 ?$ [$ _% M5 _我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？