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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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Hacker: I have control of your computer ! j5 @0 o  }3 e+ g
white: how control?
6 t) Y% }5 K6 u+ r, N3 M hackers: white with a Trojan
& G- J$ ?. C- Y6 x:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
9 |6 ], O! I) ?8 w2 r4 t- Z, H: o8 l hackers: Open your Task Manager 2 A4 f! V5 h$ V2 N
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
* l4 h5 b1 n1 l hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
8 t, `: Y/ k, r/ @ white: \; . z7 A( I$ N6 B) Y* e
Hacker: I have control of your computer 9 x$ |: _+ {# W: m# |/ |, M0 _
white: Oh ! j7 O1 C/ l/ x/ v7 t+ M5 K' [+ d5 `
hackers: a funk? ! Hey
: w/ k9 {% D$ h7 H white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
8 \8 p& N6 P  I. a) L8 @/ B' B6 Y machine hackers:. . . . . .
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" @$ M7 T" r1 J6 a5 f) | white: how do you always in my computer and out of
& Z: U, X" u# T, _0 @ casual hackers: You can install a firewall 3 n( |2 u& w( T/ t0 r- i8 K& [- v
white: install a firewall, you can not access it? % x0 u# J7 J9 Q/ a. y5 t1 m$ K9 r
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah ) P/ g, X; c0 }9 [4 ]
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small White: I heard that you will create a \! : G* j! k4 q6 H5 g6 e9 b' Z
hackers: ah , k6 }2 ]1 a* C  z( \  K
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
; }* ~) r5 O' ^* X/ {1 V hackers: General is the ! k, G$ m  f1 k/ }9 Y
white: you can black out those sites?
- [% P# N% l+ V$ R& A7 }0 N, }9 t hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \: o1 b2 L8 `- s- h3 P
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .   F2 ^; \, v; z1 o! k
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white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
/ c8 b8 d9 A* s& z$ x hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
* l% C# f- O* J5 b' Z2 ? white: is not it, this is Brand
2 p9 K  ^; R3 Z& _$ _ Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a $ t% I! Z2 A1 x/ y% [+ d( H
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! , C1 U3 C* P  U  N& V$ r+ x
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? : i# r! n( J; s& ?- Q; o- @
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me 0 \0 ?1 |3 H7 ~0 `; N: Y' ]
white: I want to Please help a busy
% j- z1 I+ }: d& m' F/ Q hacker: What? ; H8 T" _4 I. d2 d" D
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
8 t: k/ {) K5 V3 O hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! 8 }( `  f( m9 a* q
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . . $ O0 T0 w9 `5 ^! W  v
hackers: die! !
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! ! % d5 q6 g& {9 o$ v4 e7 g5 C
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why . p. p( X" u5 B0 Q; g
Hacker: I'm looking for something . o" C  Z  e  h: q3 M" r* p
white: what I find here? 3 t# o9 K$ f4 C
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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7 g$ H5 y2 }9 I5 v0 {$ Q most hackers : I come! ! 8 t4 X9 b+ N1 F5 k
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2 v# f: R9 g! u, t4 `( K hacker: how not to speak? / I+ P$ A4 @; l9 Z. N1 o5 a+ }
white: a bad mood 1 k3 u' o6 E+ {! w* H+ f
hackers: Who bullied you? 2 ?' `) a7 _. z% E8 }
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
: H  w* |6 A) L; T: `8 C6 w Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you 1 _& e- D5 j8 u# y& N
white: do not get back , b" w  f3 Y: T1 ]# d# ]
hackers: No, tell me what number?
" c' k. G/ p( i8 g- y. h white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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3 E! i) `' s: l$ K white: you gave me out! ! ! ! " _2 t" a8 n/ w- p& ?0 L
hacker: how wrong? ! 0 s$ ^" {8 @, t5 p
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! + b3 P0 ~" Y! X6 z
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the - I% h3 N* ~4 U8 ?; b/ z
white: it does not work! ! ! 9 x3 p6 z( K0 I
hacker: how should you like? 8 T* m4 \  v7 F
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun . e7 ^% A6 n# I
white: what + I; G0 Z% D3 m7 ?7 T* G1 B0 Q7 }
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top & c5 @3 c* c. n0 w
white: This very common ah
: W& u5 B/ D7 o( w: ^ Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent 3 y4 c, O0 h) P0 R7 \$ Z; f$ k
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
3 K, }# |% ?7 J" B7 l# x Hackers: Yes, has been banned. 6 v) \5 h. X+ d8 K3 {  w
white: this is also fun? !
' d) S$ n$ E5 ]! v! J Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID , P# m- M$ a7 e- ]
white: you are pro?
/ l& c+ [( G' |5 u5 L hackers: You can say it.
3 B$ {8 Z& C2 k- N! B3 ^" i white: to what extent high?
5 C( t; `/ k, q! g& q. L- n hackers: ah, I am bored when their own : u( P: i$ i7 C2 c
white black: Ah, this I will! 9 B* j: H! x0 ^* _6 v& p! i% V
hacker :#?%! You can? ! ' y/ W, ?$ M5 y2 _+ G$ d/ Y0 w
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . .
/ }' O* p" B" @0 T# T- j# _ hackers: Go!
8 X  [5 G+ H: R. {/ c1 `" h/ T white: Ask your question
, S, \& q. `# t) @ hacker: says
5 X* {) [: C% b: Q% ]6 l  P# } white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? : t  G$ Q& k/ y# @
Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
3 x6 I6 k9 M4 {1 A! B white: no networking is also OK? . Y4 H. p. j- V, H
hackers:. . . . . . . - w- ]( n) U5 j
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
# A! R8 A" M' K  K. f# L* E5 K hackers:. . . . . . . . , b, Q% S" l0 M' K
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! 1 r- W! U/ x7 D. X5 D; X
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
0 L4 z6 s7 q- R/ y white wash: my computer is broken
  k6 U  H/ R/ G8 W4 t+ R hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem " B# |) }+ ^- A1 P% P8 u( r! k8 Y
white: that is, you bully me 3 D) A* n: C3 ?6 @; C
hackers: No ah
" N2 p6 `$ K9 L6 @ white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
3 X" S# ?( U  g. ` hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ : `* v* l" R# P9 r% \3 m
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? : ~$ C" z+ J+ b+ a$ ]$ n$ i
Hackers: should be able to
* c! e0 N' \' T4 K4 \ white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
% R/ g! R( T/ j  [# m: W hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
1 @" q+ v9 M3 V# b3 ^5 p white: of course, \! 7 B" r& |: [- [
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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5 y0 M* C% @& z white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? 2 }$ d  K7 E& o/ i0 ^
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
0 y: j) M" T" D) _/ R, i white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? ' o; r2 Q' ~2 r( T/ O5 f! u
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
5 r; x# h; [. s white: that problem, you can solve it   c1 [0 _8 P! ^6 L; o+ O' Z2 s. ]1 ?
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ; - w$ b( d/ @* O& ?& R
white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
2 X' E; K2 d- c2 n, Z% C a hacker:. . . . I excused 5 ^" V' Y# T1 r4 g
white: we see meet you? " d" M* U# M. A) F7 a
hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
# G' \( w7 l- g white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to ) @7 X) M, H6 W* s$ j; H  m
Hacker: Oh, what you think? 2 m5 l% y* g- C( c9 i) m  i+ h
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights # F2 \$ P$ x2 w
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss! # i; p% J- L/ ]/ B
hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
! S& V7 E  Z4 F: Q2 I white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? # L* j" |9 f9 y, g9 E
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
- G6 [2 O) }" Q1 {  D white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit
+ v) V1 `5 v, g  P+ p hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way # h8 ], S/ p/ m4 t5 F# B* S
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ / q: I8 X# h! @& n: ^" X
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it? ) X6 z& [: g2 a( r" a
white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! 9 @, s7 v. S1 Z7 a- \+ Y
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?
/ }* f+ n' `& u' [# y6 k( F" I hackers: No wonder, only used 4 Z. x) c" L8 @% g! ~: }
white: no you're curious about the place? $ r7 z1 x! H/ V: j/ _+ J
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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white: I would like to control your computer
# C/ A, `% I" ~) \" V Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
  u! i. R! l% i; F6 _# j" G: Y white: This is not fair! ! 9 |; C) w9 _# v- }
hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
; d, X0 w9 [# M1 m) d white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
1 P3 A  z( P; O/ P- E3 z, v6 Q hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
8 o" x1 k& ?* l! W+ ~1 y, b+ u9 U; m Hacker: I'm white
0 D9 `9 K6 T  S: R' e% W* _0 m& u us again: This is probably the last time we met the 0 d$ r7 t4 g! X3 S  X4 T0 P
Hacker: Oh? What happened?
) c$ P$ t1 C$ t5 T* I  G white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!
8 Z6 @) |: C5 x2 S" S$ \. ?, N hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye 2 B& e& C" m5 `# N* m; n! C) X% c
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
9 I* Y7 F8 N# G& r hackers:. . . . . . . . . .
1 B% {8 W* s8 ]# F8 V$ N0 b hackers: so late, and how not offline?
: c; i2 a: Q- j6 ?! M  q white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power % \( i1 V2 X* L# x. p* k
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
5 x; n. p% E1 c white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power
- x1 z* R: a. I" c8 G& J hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \! [! \  K7 o$ H
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
6 w! r1 J/ O& ~  n  X& A$ D white: You are not really powerful
( K' u5 U4 }- T- \; A0 i hackers: so-so friends . H+ ^( v- I8 z8 p8 a% N- U. i
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse.
2 d! Y& ^& {/ o! b# v( ~ hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
$ j: c- |  E6 D; O8 _ hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it
5 `& Z% H( t* p4 S2 k white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
  x0 Y/ {& _& [6 e7 D hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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