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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer
, N0 V- Z3 p# N6 k. t. |6 ?0 M9 I white: how control? ; ?7 S" m. [8 a: X' r+ t2 L% a
hackers: white with a Trojan
, w6 ?3 `0 D1 c5 T) k) s' Q:. . . . . . Where? I did not see 9 [+ o' J  t. Y, Q0 ~# |
hackers: Open your Task Manager
8 D# Y' N$ h3 t) c' M white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? 4 t2 P- b& W1 F/ R
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! $ p) [9 S& B; `# P4 ^" p/ f- J
white: \;
5 [  S; Q; n$ ~/ D' N Hacker: I have control of your computer
: F+ [. X% j9 e7 Z( O3 v white: Oh % ?' e# S- k+ U
hackers: a funk? ! Hey
% J- i+ u/ E1 Y% u white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord
' x/ ]8 S' m& F3 _# l2 i' D, E machine hackers:. . . . . . ( M  t1 ]( X. b5 ]4 o" W

# t( r+ \; H" l0 Y white: how do you always in my computer and out of
. E  g3 C/ C. m: D) Z* A" t casual hackers: You can install a firewall
! @+ q, \/ {* X white: install a firewall, you can not access it? . a. Z+ F" n# D6 {3 y7 Q
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah 0 @/ `: p8 w: }) P* U- p3 [

. |7 |! b- S, m( Y7 s: K" @ small White: I heard that you will create a \! : r: K$ ]1 o+ s0 [) h# H
hackers: ah & W' k% S7 s& \2 X+ t8 z% z
white: you can control someone else's computer? !
: H1 R0 {8 s! _) _& {! @/ x0 d hackers: General is the
# D. l+ z% P' w/ O# V. i" t white: you can black out those sites? 9 w- h2 m- t" O- [6 K
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \2 U, o. f# x! y: i
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . " D# n+ R6 e; h1 q4 c, Y; K4 Q' c
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# ]$ |0 G0 O: N! L; P" S0 z. I white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? ! R& g' N" n1 a2 h" o) o1 m
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
+ u) h  F" D( x/ T  {! `. x white: is not it, this is Brand
( ~+ W9 M' ^1 M- O5 x0 B Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a ; s& r2 B7 ^" A' s- V9 v
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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$ V+ ?6 ^& k# L$ A, s hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! 9 ~' \0 f& ?8 f$ l( a
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? 2 A, I# N, k# K4 X' Z* y' Z
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
8 V+ E' }) T9 N0 A6 Y white: I want to Please help a busy : _7 A! ~' v6 a  _3 p1 z$ n# i
hacker: What?
3 E$ Q' c( x3 X) d% D- s' W* s white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
( D1 z0 Q0 G: `" E hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! !
, u. e1 H6 H3 i  @1 X7 k2 O$ m; I+ }# r white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
6 }* L* N6 a4 B5 A9 d hackers: die! !
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- C2 }/ J+ G  ~' B# R hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !
2 [9 m) n. X$ x- o/ ? white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
2 E' p& K  c+ v' a# Z Hacker: I'm looking for something 0 J4 T8 g7 Z( J/ }' I" y
white: what I find here?
' t5 S2 P3 d; y* U$ _% Y3 c, m& S hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights
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most hackers : I come! ! " X: v5 {( l' j
. . . . . .
2 d5 c) p( U/ t3 K1 Q6 K0 X hacker: how not to speak? 9 \4 R7 N) Z# [' S
white: a bad mood
2 m, @: Y' D( P" [ hackers: Who bullied you? 2 n: Q/ K$ E% o, P. t5 [9 b) B
white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
6 U4 S' ?+ h4 {% ? Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you 5 d  L# O- D& G# W% k
white: do not get back + J; e. N5 m0 N) U, `- R  D
hackers: No, tell me what number? . P# w' ?) v4 I& @. _
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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) q: d  U( Z* F  A% e9 ^/ ~( D4 f white: you gave me out! ! ! !
" e7 t9 I- h6 K" T" u hacker: how wrong? !
; K+ i& Y( ]2 w6 O2 {+ w3 h* [) ? white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! ! m4 A; o, P7 S' w+ @% L
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
& Y, T& M/ i- a$ q  Z" S9 r white: it does not work! ! !
$ X- j) G: u" U5 A+ x hacker: how should you like? ) R" Q. O2 b: L3 a
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down! 9 I( F; T: T" h& {" M6 d% L2 G

6 p+ Y( L. \/ y8 n hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun / \) w( n* I9 P
white: what ; T  z% g" z  z/ T, [
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top
3 B1 x1 v9 Z' y/ H! k5 D9 {0 d white: This very common ah
' f+ u3 w6 e( r; R Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent ! E) C# ^0 b  s1 E. l
white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! $ l6 ^, [) e- z$ c4 V; V( e
Hackers: Yes, has been banned. $ H6 J' j/ T2 O9 o/ L9 X3 ~% P2 t
white: this is also fun? ! $ _  _. Y/ E9 u" u! l- D7 c2 C
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
3 x" H6 [; j4 z; \* n. m0 x: p white: you are pro?
# t: z5 K7 }9 ?- D* q hackers: You can say it.
% t4 w# f0 f& Q3 U white: to what extent high?
% c, C9 f6 y# h. {7 J& m) P hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
; S- H9 U4 S$ ?: c% u" ]2 q white black: Ah, this I will!
$ S- W0 g" f) b% v hacker :#?%! You can? !
' N& H9 L8 U% O" V$ @" N1 k8 p& ` white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . .
/ W: \3 x. Q  I+ D# J  J5 x. E hackers: Go!
, d  h3 R8 H* [/ g+ V white: Ask your question
$ R; O1 x8 L' t) Z hacker: says
. W& a! {: D2 M$ _4 p- a white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
! \; V9 W  _. a) i! P Hackers: Yes you can. . . . 0 Y7 F/ M3 g( d5 Q
white: no networking is also OK? , C, P9 ?4 z  m& T
hackers:. . . . . . . ! O' {8 f! @/ w- }0 H) U
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
5 f8 i& O8 E5 N  e; R/ i hackers:. . . . . . . . 3 S  Q+ S+ n3 E* E. j% R; l
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
  x! A  o+ F& o6 K& A hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep
: t6 C- U+ m: i% B( `2 l) ? white wash: my computer is broken & \; v$ x( {) z, O% r
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem : Z; C/ r! h4 ^9 x9 l5 x
white: that is, you bully me 0 {/ @) o" l+ g3 b
hackers: No ah 4 ], a6 u! l5 A4 S) M
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
5 v0 r0 i; G0 d: }' p/ p+ ~1 O+ V hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
1 S- R+ j0 y9 ]& h6 ?4 _7 G' w white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? ( o4 v( l$ ~' p' G5 |
Hackers: should be able to
6 M& C9 g2 @! O- K. ` white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? ' F9 w& V/ g. j3 O! g. U  W. R- W. N5 j
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know 2 s2 A& O" N# {5 X
white: of course, \!   k; `0 y4 u* Q: g9 J" b& S
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! ! 0 O& H( w4 g0 ~# a

1 ?7 E: c7 [& S0 j6 s. r5 A  }- b- { white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? 3 i7 j* @% c- E: t
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
9 i$ l) o+ s; D) a) O+ Q3 g white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?   ^' D) X8 J9 j# h9 F9 q
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes - y% y( n! a7 r: D: p
white: that problem, you can solve it - A. l& [4 ~  K" [- h
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
- B+ ]6 l5 e/ \7 I7 x white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it $ R$ J" Y0 F( S& W4 I$ D
a hacker:. . . . I excused
$ E$ |( r6 q) [. K+ y white: we see meet you?
) [% v, L' ]! E  T hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see
; j! h! S* m( ^* K  k3 p4 @ white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to $ I( [1 ?: t" g0 s# p( Z4 x9 @
Hacker: Oh, what you think? + U: E' y& h) A$ i$ \3 c
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights 1 J$ d: x) `7 o7 _
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
6 ^. G9 G! d; H8 f$ C hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~ / }' V; G/ i  r% \8 I
white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? ) A; A+ D( e' B' {
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
; v! p4 g/ B6 L white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit : R& Y+ i: T# ~) z9 K
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way / \& f; ]: w! |# N
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ % |( j1 q0 u7 ]/ p$ q& X
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
5 A  D1 @! A+ | white: to ah, and slowly the hymns!
  }: x* N; }' X* h# b! J% o white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me?   h7 }! ?# u- m7 w
hackers: No wonder, only used
# h: ?' c2 p% Y# G) ]6 S" ? white: no you're curious about the place?
* U- r1 d1 g! K' f9 _ hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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white: I would like to control your computer 6 q& w, l& \; v* A# A
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
6 Z8 _2 |2 X0 A* k: j* _ white: This is not fair! !
5 ?' A2 T  f# W1 u; u# V1 r6 l2 \ hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
, j8 X7 d( M5 z! m white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
# x2 X! s3 }3 E& c hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! , t' U( H& r) ^# j- {% m
Hacker: I'm white 3 s" J5 d( x' K2 ?0 b/ ^
us again: This is probably the last time we met the
* Q/ ]# T. b* R$ k  Z Hacker: Oh? What happened? 3 W4 ?! g% Q4 ?. Z- X/ I/ v0 e" a6 S
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!
: ~9 Z4 d$ h/ t# z* \9 S0 h5 n hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
1 k* A( ~* {8 P* [0 A8 a white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! ) i0 O" G' w! z8 {/ d* x/ b
hackers:. . . . . . . . . . ) y, O9 `, E- p, H0 P% W& r3 x
hackers: so late, and how not offline? 3 Q* S' i" a) p% |! S, G& Y& \% N
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power ! l  j- K; e# _! b
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down?
% M+ `. @$ E5 H8 s2 m white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power 2 w1 S/ O/ g! z+ f
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \5 c% P9 d6 e. P+ S/ o& P$ D- M
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
" X; J7 P" A, u; s2 I white: You are not really powerful
% t- {, U  G9 j# O6 u6 { hackers: so-so friends ! B4 |' p4 ~! B5 t2 v9 J; ^
white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. % i0 p6 U0 d" B  n* w# O
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait & r/ O3 P  f% x) h; Z8 G8 r/ C
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it ( J8 k# x- G" _/ L/ ^( G
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . .
3 A& o4 X7 }) I7 }% U$ @8 e hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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