What it really means: 0 |% X- ]4 y" Q3 g# z( i! h! Y; N% P+ h6 M- V5 y ?0 Z
40-ish = 49 2 B' t4 Q8 O8 F8 N5 VAdventurous = Slept with everyone j3 \+ x0 ~2 H0 C- ?Athletic = No boobs ) ]# P. k8 @, f! k7 P& W0 PAverage looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy 1 _% T8 g& a, lBeautiful = Pathological liar, airhead0 c L% u, j2 i& v$ V% H
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills 3 l4 a3 d) ] ^/ EEmotionally Secure = On medication : {; o( U) D# x& F' B; B qFeminist = Fat, hates men, V3 K8 n( S/ |* a# [6 W2 ]. h
Free Spirit = Junkie0 F8 t6 h9 o& b9 K4 j' r
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person9 e! D b2 |, j- _
Fun = Annoying + C; n: p- C t7 d: xNew Age = Body hair in the wrong places( T% L8 M9 O/ X: C
Open Minded = Desperate 6 D2 a# _+ _& y% {' q5 KOutgoing = Loud and Embarrassing3 F1 K' r& p$ k8 g0 D- j3 C
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk+ S( N7 n' y4 O' C
Professional = Bitch" W' F! N1 q3 _# ?8 `4 O
Voluptuous = Very Fat4 y7 I# r- F$ P
Large Frame = Hugely Fat4 J0 C& x$ v1 F5 o. e' H
Needs soul mate = Stalker