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40-ish = 49 8 g$ r! V/ s) U* VAdventurous = Slept with everyone F: }$ ? T' k% q C# B) r; r
Athletic = No boobs - t, [# S. L" {; HAverage looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy0 z7 A' u8 V0 A) Q
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead8 K7 H% f ?* n& d7 S) k& @
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills 6 Q9 N3 n( l4 z; ]+ M, iEmotionally Secure = On medication + a3 j- m$ U# W7 }1 |- ^$ pFeminist = Fat, hates men & S K8 c- ~8 f9 u- @Free Spirit = Junkie# n5 x3 y- p! N. B
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person- t- {7 `1 `4 N, j3 |1 x0 V* {
Fun = Annoying; j1 \, Q: M' E; T4 U& W( s) C
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places& X/ A! u5 `4 }5 Z$ t$ J( Y7 @! h8 ^
Open Minded = Desperate$ c2 s& \: ?7 d
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing9 {% Q# Q+ |# w5 O
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk+ s' }: a3 J3 K7 h) O
Professional = Bitch- B( F+ q; n3 x8 m' a
Voluptuous = Very Fat) @+ A7 n9 o6 p4 b' ]8 E
Large Frame = Hugely Fat8 B) f9 K+ s$ c& V
Needs soul mate = Stalker