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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!/ n: M3 L) ?8 k U1 e
请注意，以下序号都是1不是误写
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.# B0 B$ h7 A5 X) A" F* K
1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
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! X: V4 `2 g3 L3 ]3 NWe need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about ' `, H% [8 y8 D7 e1 o2 B" V
you
. b7 c6 R5 l8 l3 s* Ileaving it down., h, y. t1 f8 ^% D" {# f$ T4 X/ r; h- t
1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？1 `! {+ x3 _* ]: W
4 i$ X& n. \0 R; p1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.( A q; Z' B# M/ W$ _3 T1 Y8 J
Let it be.( V7 K7 Q' v1 v
1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去
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* G7 o' s6 O$ j$ C' p, c1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it" M* k- r) v5 C3 k/ E" h
that way.
% @$ F' \8 y/ p; j3 x* M1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！
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, Z& k+ f8 g6 Y1. Crying is blackmail." B' v# [3 K# j+ P8 i. V
1，哭泣是敲诈
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0 K( h2 c- P7 Q- z$ q( l+ P( h; U1. Ask for what you want.
* M6 S/ h7 E1 D2 D0 MLet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
, o/ E: y, s2 B6 v. E# ?. xStrong hints do not work!( l8 @ f% l& |" F3 ^! U6 A( K
Obvious hints do not work!6 c- z2 t3 }2 N1 r% M7 L9 S
Just say it!5 _+ _* F" q8 r. j0 _
1，你想要什么就说
2 R" t( \* [$ m0 d我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！
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7 |0 E( C9 G, @% S: v; P1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every ( p0 \0 c& |: x& { W2 G
question.
) Y# Q# e. z) {, r) s1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）
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# J$ B& `; o! B3 k1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's
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Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
, A6 O0 P$ X r1 H' j1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。) h$ w6 z: q; m. V9 i, p; q9 c" D
, V! H' ~* ?* O1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.; J* S0 `0 ~, V/ Z, Q
1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去/ N! ^- C: k9 p. h8 U
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. A7 x% \1 j0 E5 x% B" m
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
: @; V* I& B6 P8 H( ]$ T3 W3 ]我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了
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4 C, M) i. G2 ?8 b: J d1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us1 w! Q9 {4 E7 y" h* A4 X
to act like soap opera guys.+ L& y! j7 X; f4 ?6 R, j; }* s9 n
1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们% C6 C& X; ` ]
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
/ A6 i. M, |* z" v; G1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们( W$ v* |! l O9 Z' K( k
9 ~3 I |$ V! X1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways* H& R; T+ x8 c, Y! n1 ~- {: b' T
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.. J" u) n2 v6 u7 J% j# Z: b# {& M
1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。" y. J0 f M+ M. J4 e3 J/ W
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（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）; z7 v; V9 n' J+ r' @' A! h* ]7 f
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it; v7 \/ C* l+ A
done. Not both.
! j' e `+ p6 N* Z% QIf you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
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$ I+ q& H# d0 E. {% H, {* y1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
. s8 u: j5 A& R3 ^Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
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) f) ?1 K x, I8 G. o% B3 b9 ~0 }1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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7 Z7 A! Y; X0 u4 L/ a' v1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like1 O0 U9 j( K3 r- Q0 j+ H$ P
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We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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$ ^% Z- V$ H( p1 f5 Y' b1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
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9 C# y) S3 C2 \' \) H# _/ O1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is! W% c3 M6 m/ j- x; }
fine...Really.3 |+ O% m7 `& S) ]1 e. ]
& g3 ~' g# P7 J; L1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
8 x4 u+ L) a6 Z# @. k/ Tdiscuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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3 V7 I) \# G. n5 k0 [1. You have enough clothes.% L5 D9 F5 i4 P9 p9 y7 Q$ ^
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1. You have too many shoes.
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' O: V; [6 N' R4 b& U4 r1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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7 s' e `: h1 q/ y8 e, |1. Thank you for reading this.; k) U% `6 K9 m Y" i
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;1 s$ B4 T3 V8 a8 T7 z; W# m) K
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
7 k. T( E, E! _# o1 \Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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