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呼应海尼尼:一个男人的心声

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发表于 2005-11-11 13:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
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1. Men ARE NOT mind readers./ y/ s3 z  t: ?5 e3 l
1,男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
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' f% f* T4 ]' B* O4 p1 oWe need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about # b- Y2 ?$ o: ^0 l3 s* O7 Q5 U# d
you
- Y% [2 r8 r. B% s7 M; D3 P& Yleaving it down.
, E6 ~$ s2 S4 Z2 N. H1,学会使用马桶盖,你是个大姑娘了,马桶盖要是翻起来了,你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来,你们需要放下去,你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去?$ @  d5 @! X: i, E
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
1 ^. k! `0 z$ oLet it be.
: E  ^2 O/ I  L% N0 q1,周日的体育,无论它像满月还是潮汐,随他去6 c' H- y! W) E* X9 O

5 E1 b  I4 N: l" k8 T# }: C" o1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it! k( a* [, l: L& b; S! S) s) W" @5 e
that way.7 q" B6 k2 y+ |5 t' [
1,购物不是体育。不,也别指望我们能那么想!
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1. Crying is blackmail.
+ R2 P  t/ G- p1,哭泣是敲诈
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1. Ask for what you want.0 H2 Q7 ?% o: N( ?& w+ l6 B
Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!, }; e7 c3 A6 Q+ b* R. d- T5 c
Strong hints do not work!
' U, s9 ~# F/ r1 h# r8 L, ~Obvious hints do not work!
! H+ e0 u9 x8 AJust say it!
# V  z0 _/ f; c8 y8 Y1,你想要什么就说
: ~) h1 a% r% y7 r我们再说得清楚点,小暗示不管用,强烈按时不管用,明显的暗示也不管用!想干吗你明说!4 V! z+ J, Z" U4 G+ \4 w
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every & I1 m4 J2 B# H1 F. K. m. A. Q
question.! O4 G4 d* z' |, P1 j$ X7 P; @
1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 (意思是,丈夫仅仅说是,不是,妻子不满意)4 E0 Z1 S" J4 U$ r+ K4 }1 }1 c

5 P( s7 b$ M& C. E1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it.  That's
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Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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$ U5 T6 Y  Y( [. }: P9 T' C1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.  See a doctor.
* i& W  l9 a0 m1,你要是头疼了17个月,那你应该看医生去
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
: D$ W. W& F5 g6 c- s3 WIn fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
) b5 q8 ^! M" f我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及,事实上,我们说的话7天后就作废了* L/ n/ f! s% N

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to act like soap opera guys.
  q" [6 J6 `8 A  q- R1,如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密(性感品牌)的女孩子们,那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们
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9 z3 N! g$ X) m. o* [6 Z- n0 o" q1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
3 R5 ^6 _/ E* v% q$ y1,你要是觉得你胖,那你八成就胖,别问我们$ I& b: c* }) |4 ]
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
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1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思,而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒,那么我们本来是另一种意思。
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& I' ^% m# K. w8 f8 N- f(谁有工夫继续一下,谢谢)
+ Q' W/ a  n5 r# s/ B1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it: U& c" X+ Q& q. \( w- G: v
done. Not both.
' [- Z5 I& P5 `; j; T& s2 BIf you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.) y3 Z3 g# d- @

$ }" {8 _8 g+ f* H" o1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
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: v& w4 ^/ N5 m2 Y1 }. H1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.1 r6 N4 r% V) v2 B+ S4 T
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not   A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
! Y, }5 E; _' nWe have no idea what mauve is.
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" m5 Q( \) C* R8 p. _1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.& \* L* B7 m) P
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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
* B2 @3 K' S7 x, p+ onothing's wrong.
$ Q* ?& `  \+ S+ d; A$ L% @2 r4 ~7 q3 Q" @* uWe know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.& s1 P* g- E0 r7 f. H: I. u; L5 V

3 @) j" S! M) Y1 w& G1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer4 w3 C. e7 v+ m% w* r
you don't want to hear.$ ?# d5 D1 N$ v5 N: k
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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is0 Q7 M6 j+ Y! l# [3 \
fine...Really.
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discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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1. You have enough clothes.% X7 l( v/ X/ M9 \& U8 e: G
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1. You have too many shoes.
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1. I am in shape.  Round IS a shape!
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3 R! B, P9 {/ p" p: L7 x1. Thank you for reading this.  C# `& N, |  p; s: Z; m" b
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;6 c4 d% B9 N+ l3 u: \# B
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.; j8 y+ R3 J' V

! k  B8 q  k! n" ?Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
- E5 r, J4 v) }! A8 EPass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh
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发表于 2005-11-11 13:06 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2005-11-11 15:10 | 显示全部楼层
试试哈。2 z+ @- @  n. \" e

" b1 t- a4 R8 ^+ s! l' r1.You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want itdone. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.你或者让我们去做事情或者告诉我们你想怎么做,但是千万别同时要求我们。你如果知道怎么样做最好,那么自己个儿做吧。
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+ `% p5 z6 y3 a4 q- P1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.不管什么时候,能不能把你必须要说的话留到广告时间说?3 f5 T1 v! I; N) }9 m* Z

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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
9 m' _* d1 I" c2 S' T  ^我们和克里斯托福。哥伦布一样不需要指导!  R. L3 N3 h4 A( A6 A' y' T4 F

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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not   A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what mauve is.
4 z7 g  M/ l  f; G所有的男人只认识16种颜色,就像没有背景的窗户(这个很生硬,不知道什么意思)。桃子就是种水果而不是什么见鬼的桃色,同理南瓜也就是种水果。我们更不知道浅紫色是什么鬼东西。+ k$ D1 d$ q' x" l6 B& Q

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6 J+ t( x* Y) F6 w1 q" O1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.: |. d3 \$ C, A7 Q9 I
如果痒了就挠挠,我们就爱做实事。, w3 J9 r1 l) X3 ~
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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act likenothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
$ f: j& t# q6 ~- _4 x/ Q  B2 L如果我们问发生什么事了?你说没事,那就没事啊。我们知道你们在撒谎,可是那根本不值得讨论。2 Z7 ^" |: g: {" C
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+ J5 n3 r0 g- T1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answeryou don't want to hear." u4 R. x+ |2 @0 {. K7 g
如果你一定要问一个你不想知道答案的问题,那么就别指望能听到你想要听的答案。
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-11-11 15:26 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 海妮妮 at 2005-11-11 04:10 PM:% B# i) O0 g# v  `) _9 o2 i' I
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not   A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what mauve is.' t* p9 ^% H/ c
所有的男人只认识16种颜色,就像没有背景的窗户(这个很生硬,不知道什么意思)。桃子就是种水果而不是什么见鬼的桃色,同理南瓜也就是种水果。我们更不知道浅紫色是什么鬼东西。
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. w3 y* k5 u( w0 h  @5 N, ?这里的windows是指微软的窗口平台,default setting就是大家什么不设的普通颜色设置) f4 @4 z' u8 I' H$ H; o* t+ W" c
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还是海尼尼心眼好,办实事!
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发表于 2005-11-11 15:26 | 显示全部楼层
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Isfine...Really.$ T4 ~1 X2 k  N
如果我们要去哪里,你无论穿什么都绝对很好。。。真的不骗你
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5 @3 V) D: a( R0 J1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared todiscuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.$ o; F) f# N- ~
不要问我们在关心什么,除非你已经可以讨论诸如棒球、橄榄球或高尔夫等话题。& I7 S) A( Q( E7 P2 Q7 z9 H
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1. You have enough clothes., A* c# }) k2 B' p( |% d2 N
你的衣服足够多了; i+ ^. H! U  b# Q4 Q

4 s% J  [7 B7 @6 ]1. You have too many shoes.! v1 K8 D" }, q  j
你的鞋子也太多了吧0 w; o  y0 ]' d  c/ O) R
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1. I am in shape.  Round IS a shape!
) V0 i4 C2 Q! E1 u我很有型啊,你能说球型不是一种型吗?
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1. Thank you for reading this.  t/ J( K2 _1 L. h
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.7 R8 K/ S) ?1 F6 Z% j) Z9 |( W! [
我知道今晚我得睡沙发了,但你知道吗,男人们一点儿都不会介意这个的,不就是野营嘛。
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发表于 2005-11-11 15:28 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-11-11 04:26 PM:
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这里的windows是指微软的窗口平台,default setting就是大家什么不设的普通颜色设置6 Z8 Y4 D* U! e; V% P/ `0 y* Y

* F4 ~" w$ f! W! a, p/ Z还是海尼尼心眼好,办实事!

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应该说还是海妮妮心眼实,办好事。嘿嘿% n+ }- n! f, ~* r& g- X% V
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玩玩,献丑了哈
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-11-11 15:35 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
最后一句真绝阿
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发表于 2005-11-11 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 海妮妮 at 2005-11-11 03:26 PM:' V1 O# K$ o5 |3 `7 ?2 {  R" f3 q
1. You have enough clothes.
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& O6 D: b) t% t" w# H4 O$ V1 b% J1. You have too many shoes.
" m# O7 _3 T1 l7 E, T5 x你的鞋子也太多了吧
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这两句话我经常对LD说,但是她说NO。
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发表于 2005-11-11 17:26 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-11-11 17:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.不管什么时候,能不能把你必须要说的话留到广告时间说?
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----这句话我劳工常说,我就。。。。忍了。尤其看《幸存者〉的时候,电话都不接。但是观看期间他可以跟我说话,不许我说
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发表于 2005-11-11 20:39 | 显示全部楼层
1. Ask for what you want.
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Strong hints do not work!9 R/ V3 E# L0 U' C' x
Obvious hints do not work!/ H2 N, V; D/ l- r1 B" r3 G
Just say it!+ p+ p; o, \* ]! J8 ~
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我们再说得清楚点,小暗示不管用,强烈按时不管用,明显的暗示也不管用!想干吗你明说!
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, u) r* o" }" [4 s  s关于这一条,我老公只认准了一条hint,只要我在晚上洗了澡,头发湿淋淋的下楼和他说话,他就坚决认为我是在暗示他炒饭了!
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发表于 2005-11-11 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 蓝海 at 2005-11-11 09:39 PM:
% y5 S" h/ x  a  H4 b' v7 n: Y1. Ask for what you want.
3 P  ?2 B  O8 ^+ B# f( G2 fLet us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
& K  q/ k+ z& L% V# _2 U+ YStrong hints do not work!, B, W: _. Y* ?, `* [; \% O, T
Obvious hints do not work!
$ l* a8 u5 N4 LJust say it!
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我们再说得清楚点,小暗示不管 ...
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发表于 2005-11-14 00:49 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
被呼应的那部分在哪?还没看过瘾哪!要不,哪位给个连接????
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发表于 2005-11-14 09:33 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Originally posted by 今天闲着 at 2005-11-14 01:49 AM:
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咳,就是偶转贴的那个“老婆的心得”,在这儿
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http://web.edmontonchina.cn/viewthread.php?tid=33628&fpage=1
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发表于 2005-11-14 15:59 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 海妮妮 at 2005-11-14 09:33:
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咳,就是偶转贴的那个“老婆的心得”,在这儿
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http://web.edmontonchina.cn/viewthread.php?tid=33628&fpage=1

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+ f7 o5 V$ Y" H; K这个早看了,想起11来现在还笑得受不了了!以后有机会一定要试一下。
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还想问问你的体会呢!
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发表于 2005-11-14 16:21 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 今天闲着 at 2005-11-14 04:59 PM:& Y9 V. q8 v3 q0 P" J
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4 O# q. v. F; o还想问问你的体会呢!
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