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今 天我看到警察车在我后面,我打灯再转lane,他不过。一直平走。走了一条多街,我要转左,(吖,唔识打叻)so I switched back to the left lane and then signaled to turn left.
* j# a4 `6 W" N% Y H6 ySuddenly the car behind me turned the siren on. I wasn't sure if that was for me so I turned left and pulled to the side.
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8 \6 V2 E: y8 E' i# j1 }"Can I have your driver license and registration please?" he said.
) l" ^' q0 s( I: z K" R; J"What was the problem officer?"I enquired.
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"Just stay here" so he walked away with my stuffs in his hand.* t+ ^$ W- c$ r4 `
Ten long minutes later. He reappeared by my window and said,"My partner and I saw you changing lane without signaling sir."
; R) J1 h) T9 P2 M: v% \! E"Oh,excuse me but I was just trying to let you pass" I objected.
* K" C0 B. f0 R0 r2 }3 a" i: Q( Q"no, I mean the second time when you changed lane.", p) O$ ?- I( g& p9 S0 G% q4 A
I think he was pissed off that I cut in front of him.; S" U4 s J2 x" n& C8 U" j
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"Sorry sir, could you excuse me this time, after all I was trying to let you pass first, but......"& Y/ G( A$ w! _3 Q
"No but"he continuously mumbling,"do you always ask for free food in the restaurant?'
$ Q$ V# T0 u3 e) cThen I said" for it, no point arguing just do what you have to do"
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% X; a7 F, G$ O9 _3 b/ i; SWe both walked back to the police car and I saw another tiny police woman inside, so I waved "hi there'.. M, {) u5 `1 D- a6 @$ ?
The policeman finished writing the ticket and said,"here, you are free to go now,' he then got back in his car.3 I$ l' e# g+ v% P
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I look at the $115 ticket and said "holy cow, you're robbing me."- _/ I F" E3 T
Then I pulled out a toonie and placed it on their hood and said this is the tip for your friend there."
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Woo. The policeman turned red and glared at me "look buddy, I am going to issue you another ticket for bribery.") v" c+ h3 T) A7 K4 i8 |+ e+ L
"Bribery?, no hell, just tips for your friend there."
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Oh boy, he tried to pretent to open the door but she giggling and held him back."
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So I left. When I made the turn again, they were still quarrelling." U0 A" w* M$ z7 o8 J/ M; h F& Y5 g
My wife gave me shit "you always play around and when are you going to stop it."# q7 X$ }( h' Y* G: u
- I! J8 Q2 N+ t9 |; R4 H I don't know why I am still laughing my guts out as I am typing now but it costed my $117. 哈哈。 |
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