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今 天我看到警察车在我后面，我打灯再转lane,他不过。一直平走。走了一条多街，我要转左，（吖，唔识打叻）so I switched back to the left lane and then signaled to turn left.
$ G$ D K; |, v9 d; [/ S- mSuddenly the car behind me turned the siren on. I wasn't sure if that was for me so I turned left and pulled to the side./ u9 o. }1 ]7 @* f) l
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"Can I have your driver license and registration please?" he said.2 a( `& |3 M4 F# s
"What was the problem officer?"I enquired.6 q8 x1 T2 ~" p5 g3 n0 q4 }" z
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"Just stay here" so he walked away with my stuffs in his hand.3 Z4 ]% b/ i# l# e9 n. e
Ten long minutes later. He reappeared by my window and said,"My partner and I saw you changing lane without signaling sir."* \ X" K" ` z
"Oh,excuse me but I was just trying to let you pass" I objected.' \0 b2 |$ S0 A; _
"no, I mean the second time when you changed lane.") B. \) s- ^9 x$ t! V& }
I think he was pissed off that I cut in front of him.
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"Sorry sir, could you excuse me this time, after all I was trying to let you pass first, but......"
! s. D* a% J+ H$ ~: ^"No but"he continuously mumbling,"do you always ask for free food in the restaurant?') l9 a2 [& v1 i9 Y
Then I said" for it, no point arguing just do what you have to do"" W/ Y, |* K& v5 B; b
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We both walked back to the police car and I saw another tiny police woman inside, so I waved "hi there'.* K9 c( X' l, M! u
The policeman finished writing the ticket and said,"here, you are free to go now,' he then got back in his car.8 e8 ]+ J6 N9 A; S$ `
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I look at the $115 ticket and said "holy cow, you're robbing me."
9 ?, U% L L0 v! h$ j1 b# gThen I pulled out a toonie and placed it on their hood and said this is the tip for your friend there."
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Woo. The policeman turned red and glared at me "look buddy, I am going to issue you another ticket for bribery."
/ U. Q3 R# t7 g, S* c"Bribery?, no hell, just tips for your friend there."
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Oh boy, he tried to pretent to open the door but she giggling and held him back."& J0 f; r' c, q7 g2 k
3 L1 f% l, [" J) P; oSo I left. When I made the turn again, they were still quarrelling.
' \/ w+ \5 |5 Y+ u* l( sMy wife gave me shit "you always play around and when are you going to stop it."
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I don't know why I am still laughing my guts out as I am typing now but it costed my $117. 哈哈。 |
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发表于 2006-1-22 11:33
