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今 天我看到警察车在我后面，我打灯再转lane,他不过。一直平走。走了一条多街，我要转左，（吖，唔识打叻）so I switched back to the left lane and then signaled to turn left. ) B F1 h" |: y+ {( @) v
Suddenly the car behind me turned the siren on. I wasn't sure if that was for me so I turned left and pulled to the side.( j1 T& G* z3 \ W
) C: n3 }( c: W"Can I have your driver license and registration please?" he said.7 X, B, W; r# Q z+ ^( y( S
"What was the problem officer?"I enquired.6 x1 i, ~1 z& r% R
: h2 A7 w4 }1 [. U3 H9 p/ T& F% A"Just stay here" so he walked away with my stuffs in his hand.
" g8 I, U$ v, e. V! yTen long minutes later. He reappeared by my window and said,"My partner and I saw you changing lane without signaling sir."
+ m3 D& T$ C* H9 P"Oh,excuse me but I was just trying to let you pass" I objected.4 O6 R3 g) n+ E1 S" R; ^" W% b
"no, I mean the second time when you changed lane."
3 s) p( `2 V, e$ |/ O, H$ g8 XI think he was pissed off that I cut in front of him.
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1 m2 N+ `! W9 y1 |" R* v"Sorry sir, could you excuse me this time, after all I was trying to let you pass first, but......"
$ d- T8 s" U# c- {7 g"No but"he continuously mumbling,"do you always ask for free food in the restaurant?'1 P# |8 f( R8 t( v
Then I said" for it, no point arguing just do what you have to do"3 m$ a- P3 B" o3 |) F! q" I
6 U. c8 |: [! |5 W# EWe both walked back to the police car and I saw another tiny police woman inside, so I waved "hi there'.
. {( {1 D6 X$ ~3 K8 F8 ]The policeman finished writing the ticket and said,"here, you are free to go now,' he then got back in his car.
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I look at the $115 ticket and said "holy cow, you're robbing me."
: s# z. C7 ^0 r( KThen I pulled out a toonie and placed it on their hood and said this is the tip for your friend there."5 C$ z8 M9 |* q. [$ j* z
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Woo. The policeman turned red and glared at me "look buddy, I am going to issue you another ticket for bribery."/ k4 o8 f6 I0 T$ |
"Bribery?, no hell, just tips for your friend there."
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+ D }1 W' B2 {# z; `Oh boy, he tried to pretent to open the door but she giggling and held him back."* ^3 t3 N# a5 C( \
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So I left. When I made the turn again, they were still quarrelling.
5 |% v+ p* _) {8 q- \ @My wife gave me shit "you always play around and when are you going to stop it."6 M4 e4 j" M @# j: C; r) z
) d, _2 U. P$ c5 x: T I don't know why I am still laughing my guts out as I am typing now but it costed my $117. 哈哈。 |
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