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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
! m5 r) @% n3 l, Z* z; this wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
5 K2 X& B* {4 u1 Z$ `7 X" Udecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he% v; K: e1 R. C# }
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked; E" |7 j! g; X; d& V/ I! {
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,+ `/ b: E5 X+ g6 X0 F2 H) I
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,; |; ~& o8 q/ i: j$ l
except... ahhh... never mind."3 z' h ~# {. [5 y' ~! R5 n
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"Except what?" the man asked.
* M, S9 R5 @$ ? "Nothing, nothing."
$ e' |+ K/ U! ]* L* v% `* g "C'mon, tell me!", B- ^( {/ j2 s. O$ L% b5 C @! n
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
8 ~& O5 g* j3 _* S) T# [; L "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
2 Q+ w0 I( s% h "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."1 d- p8 n, v' s7 V
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, 2 U4 J7 K. {5 b) P3 X7 ]& t0 O' D/ Y2 {
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
% @5 P ~3 \+ D) L3 Z7 kordinary-looking black dildo.% [- }5 |- P! c R
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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5 J* g8 B5 x' S ]* D" R The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
+ I! [2 A2 {) f1 s1 M$ @man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
# @( \+ y/ Q. m# R VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
/ y+ y: u. C6 Oscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
V4 \% K" b9 g! W6 f' v& i7 n5 }0 e/ ndeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,5 L: b X1 x% ^& V1 n8 I0 F0 y
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to w0 c6 B- @ f. }, q0 M! }
the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it% ^& a) ^6 U+ v# T6 j: p" {4 I% Q
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
$ J; c0 r4 T$ Q/ [5 f/ vit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all % }) J8 j6 q: k
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
# f& B0 o! [9 U4 v- o4 P( }satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She8 y/ O+ ~: Z0 Y3 U/ r1 w# z
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
/ h; S% R0 `" eremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,; @4 @ @/ ^" I/ J6 r `/ T8 w3 u
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
* B6 U9 f% b* L- D* Zgreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
' \5 A- T# w0 `- Mdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
1 o* A7 J# D ihusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!, \, \( ?( s/ ^- R
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried H4 d5 O% O8 i I1 r
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick* o( v$ }/ G ~8 A! `
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
; A1 Z4 |9 O& U6 ]# [to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming' o! m6 \$ A! Z2 E. y0 I' u
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next+ F; O2 V) c* }
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
6 R' K/ i3 f" q( y: i) Qflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how! b) b/ E: O/ M- f% A7 Z+ ~
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she6 n7 g4 I1 [( f7 I/ {' I/ Q3 v! O& q
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
: E# a5 f. j m* ?lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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