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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
6 K& ~% |/ B4 n! D% Ihis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
( ~1 {6 b! R0 i; {# m7 o1 f' F. B( ]decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he- [% w: ~: c. N r8 [1 t! Y7 A
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
; m1 p7 z' q; Jif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,: C K! K4 L4 Y! h. A' c
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
' E' |. U4 [: Wexcept... ahhh... never mind."
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3 t9 R2 G2 `0 h) b' c "Except what?" the man asked.1 ?& C, d9 N- V1 T; {
"Nothing, nothing."
$ S$ h' Z" V- ^3 Y9 U5 G "C'mon, tell me!"
9 z) b4 |/ }) I% i, r3 ]6 c "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
6 k+ A' w* \1 h0 H0 W2 n# j: H "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
( z) B3 {) N1 N2 W0 X "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."- Q- A: _- Q# X0 W8 x3 H9 e' M
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, 8 C, @6 `1 `8 y
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very5 _3 k: U# V4 G( G/ {; g2 Q L' b( g
ordinary-looking black dildo.
% Q! o/ ?9 u2 o& a% j2 B The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
7 T m+ L; ^6 @man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."1 M) l* ?! Y* n
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
& E7 n: r) |- D% oscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack 7 `0 a5 e, s7 [$ N- f
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,: B4 A6 u, l8 U' v8 s, s
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
* ]( K% G; e. |, e2 X0 r6 s& fthe box and lay there, quiet once again.
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
1 h& f1 V, u! |. uwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
) e3 P! {8 }7 Z& Y4 Git home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all ) G, u' `7 P! r; [8 S
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
0 q/ t6 R- F$ wthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she6 O- S" N, _; I/ s' f
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
/ i1 E" X& F3 D- O) |" ]"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
4 h7 {2 B4 C9 q% j1 cgreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
& Q, X1 d4 m+ Q' |# l! Jdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
) n$ K" ?1 ~. M$ R6 {/ }husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!4 u; _4 E9 T1 Q' B) F
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
% ]$ i* Z0 ^# d' Q+ Qto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick! I' r* G- t: j- @( w- X# O
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.8 ^. z F# V! @9 T5 p; V3 y
/ N5 R% j+ S' L, E: U; R Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive/ @" l4 E; {) P9 F2 y& ]
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming$ ]# I Y8 ]1 q, O. o
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
# g: o. Y7 ~5 W: N0 {* bthing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
# _3 B% f' K9 d4 U$ {# M& ]/ yflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
d4 ~3 K4 I7 X/ Xmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she0 w" M f4 \( Y* d+ z
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.% \2 `6 v6 j- ]3 l) v# S2 o8 j
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
- a1 R1 J9 |9 i' `* s/ }) Ilady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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