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Very funny.......
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Needing to use the restroom, ; i8 U% i3 ?. i7 N
I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restroom.; R' k" S6 c- V+ r2 M
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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
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# v4 Q- G% ]$ D: I9 D$ l9 WI'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me,
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9 z0 L) c. K _ C3 N" m/ NBut I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 0 q( V3 L' M: H- v; C+ [" f ^
"Doin' just fine!"
2 ^$ L3 ^1 h' E- N! Z# ]8 `And the other person says:: x5 W5 N( }" E6 n
"So what are you up to?"1 v/ ^/ v, D! R3 b
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: + H6 B+ _# g( ? n) [0 l
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"??
2 r6 a+ J" ^! [0 }" D+ n8 UAt this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question./ x4 H+ f" \+ V- E6 w/ ~
"Can I come over?"
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/ \' p' P3 d8 v. tOk, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
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% S) C5 @5 h0 H( \! {( ^"No..I'm a little busy right now!!!" 6 y* @1 F' [1 d% D
8 j0 _$ u% w6 u% U g- oThen I hear the person say nervously...
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"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps
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answering all my questions* P) N1 U, b; {% [8 [# q
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Cell phones, don't you just love them! |
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