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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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$ Q" V, y M0 Ghttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece6 W7 J$ r3 Q1 \) I# f6 ^
7 f' s9 H. m8 V2 W- GA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. ; d2 @- ?) l( N; u4 u7 X4 G9 m4 K: w
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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9 W8 @' K5 p/ b8 D7 fHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. , T% {( g% Y/ t3 Y( k
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. b7 ~5 ^+ U# n' S/ Q3 Y( o
7 l# l8 ~; W! NThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 7 w: h9 x4 R% }" {* q- | ^" ?8 K
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. * a( w/ v$ ?/ L1 [
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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& k b1 @3 Q0 m" R9 }" ["But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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2 Q: j& F _$ |3 Q* C8 oMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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. _ V! c9 T g' k" s* `"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. # p i8 y2 O; p" r' V2 T2 f
! z& I( D* g6 R"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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# R8 q9 G5 t7 _3 S p4 FHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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" J3 J) F9 a( N% P: zA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. ! s) c4 K, \7 v' V( L
# r$ D: m0 \! B" X% s0 }4 B# C"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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