信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
/ F4 R7 X8 V4 c! l, J  aThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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9 D: K& g0 M# w) N: w. h: RHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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1 b3 v; X! k, |5 x! jThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.

  I. f2 b; p0 m4 oThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.

% `: C+ H. ^0 a' R4 @* ~5 {Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
5 f" J  U( b& B) i4 e# }- f; xLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
. g, M) k; @* K2 yA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."

1 w% s$ P2 T2 Z5 W% F# tShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.

Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.


' ~2 C" k# T1 r' z, c! S$ B3 F"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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5 l+ p  }. J# [1 MA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

historian

这个牧师跟这个不分高低。（是一个金属罐子）

2012AD

嘻嘻。（偷笑）

2012AD

信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

路德使女

[b]撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名, 阿门![/
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God punish her yourself.

2012AD

退不了，因为你的耶和华、耶稣根本不存在。

路德使女

撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名和权柄, 阿门![/
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; a/ {  a4 ]  Q* w0 w! uGod punish her yourself.

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

太无能了。

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

水牛都得不了，莫说永生了。