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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. ) r/ D+ G9 A& b4 C) E
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 7 E8 l R8 @, u8 d' i; S1 `$ C
1 L& S& C, Z; z6 }/ EThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 8 i, l$ j+ q5 Z9 X! N- n
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
& f; {" P, d& p/ {# I7 pLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 4 V4 r! t5 c H! b' {" f
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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. b# y( K' s, \& a4 e9 X"But it's not for me to question his story.
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3 B! ? C9 d! Z8 R"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 7 ^3 Q. x' D! f" Q
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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% }8 s: m1 E7 LMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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$ e* x) p- y# B5 Q0 ^3 l" B"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. & l- X1 F- P% I5 ^6 v1 X) i
- X' ~8 \ w$ V: u"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." & G# P9 H/ c) v/ o6 Q/ h8 }
2 O7 T" R$ E' A, h0 F$ Q) eHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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