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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. / E+ ^( k% [+ B. d, |1 d- R& L1 {
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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5 k0 X( S$ l1 d! w, c4 I3 EHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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- i; W1 p, l9 z. b$ l, d! oThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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0 ]" R4 Y" A! ^* f! }The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. ' @ `0 l. f: ^* Z/ U6 J* e9 p
& P7 z' N& v: X! N: H! VOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
# v7 v6 v# m1 ] P1 e. X2 e, Z" bLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. + M( d% a: A* q
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 4 {3 D6 }: }5 o1 M. R
3 a' t( S8 N1 R2 z2 A$ C6 D"But it's not for me to question his story.
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U" m! u$ x: w0 L4 M4 g4 M) I"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." ! n+ q5 _2 b9 W+ i1 p
6 d S7 R- g) L. T' O& \% eShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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1 r6 a5 d/ t7 Z( ?Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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+ j# v- N/ @' e"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. : X3 m$ ] H* X# ?3 n
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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# ?0 M$ I; }7 U1 P0 Z; qHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. % N: E1 j# e" V$ D) O9 J
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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