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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。' M/ L% ?! D. q) Y. f+ g) @! @! v
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. ' g6 T" y' m1 i" |6 @
7 Q9 h8 r1 O) sThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. ! `3 M& S& A0 S/ q, k5 L; L, N
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 8 j$ C5 b0 F- ~$ n2 ~. q0 f
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
' i% n% Q4 z% wLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
" `* O, e# `% a: _6 Q dA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. & x' V5 A* |. v r0 S* ^# \
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"But it's not for me to question his story. ! a" ~7 K, a0 p; w6 |" A* W1 [& w" J
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 3 C K8 y$ H ~+ [# x- f" N7 r
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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( {* B5 w: @. V. wMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. - v$ z6 g" C3 \4 a. \0 @& k% P% t
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& I- l, I* ~ e1 T' u, K/ u2 l, ~5 N"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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C: y, `: A9 Q6 O% Q"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. ; P3 O+ F& [' R! s' p) S; J: d/ e. \
/ t3 U; v- _( J, G( Z"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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