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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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* d, @6 V! n/ q% C( h5 u& chttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
$ m) }& o1 p' `& OThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 7 `& w4 \& W* V. W
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. ! o/ v- H4 n3 i: [) R
+ d- ?% V5 J7 K5 a7 d$ t9 XThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
6 | H- Q5 i( y2 H' P" s) `% aLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. " Y! r' ]4 Y, S' s* V% T
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. : D6 U# ~2 q2 q* W' w
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"But it's not for me to question his story. 2 F! U$ c* F: q
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." * [' b: |" \$ m4 B
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. 0 U3 H9 U. m7 Q. X3 ^
& H- ]1 d- }5 |3 t2 _) Y! EMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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$ T) p. N- p) f7 r$ R$ T! F. }"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 7 N+ f5 ?9 ]; a: ]# j
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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* y: L9 s: [2 \ u, u# wHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. + I5 P0 [' N: a! C {& l
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. ) J1 Y6 A' m6 ?% U7 I4 P; w
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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