Curious white kid asked, "hi newday, why do Chinese people have 12 zodiac animals?" # {" g7 K! y: ~0 g% x $ O: C4 _# \6 ?' h% P+ M1 dNewday replied, "they were chosen because they are the most popular choices on our dinner menu." - C+ [" T0 _4 }9 x) g 0 ?7 Y. Q& y2 [: lWhite kid runs away ...