Curious white kid asked, "hi newday, why do Chinese people have 12 zodiac animals?" % B H0 {: P, h6 h2 Y+ O % E& K' C& s2 y4 g P1 QNewday replied, "they were chosen because they are the most popular choices on our dinner menu." $ [0 Z% M, ~& s( s( P# O0 y8 Z1 @ 3 E" _* v& J; q# \/ L9 ~4 qWhite kid runs away ...