女人的口是心非（ＺＴ）

又见炊烟

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
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3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
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0 k" I! U' E  ~* L: v6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
" C$ I. N8 c3 a5 _% V8 h6 ]7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want! = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
! Q. p' M: i7 t" N- {# z7 ]10.You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

裙裾飘飘

以前有个年轻人情绪低落地对一个老者说:我向一个姑娘求爱,可是她拒绝了.
1 {4 R  f- j( `; L老者说:别灰心,年轻人.通常姑娘答应的时候都说 “不”.
年轻人说:可她说的是 “呸”.

SlimPig

原帖由 裙裾飘飘 于 2006-2-22 23:14 发表
以前有个年轻人情绪低落地对一个老者说:我向一个姑娘求爱,可是她拒绝了.
1 I4 H+ N. O$ n2 U5 b1 y5 t老者说:别灰心,年轻人.通常姑娘答应的时候都说 “不”.
) m" [9 e, f% q( p# v3 e年轻人说:可她说的是 “呸”.

% ~" B7 Q8 I6 j- O一口不，还是有戏。

裙裾飘飘

原帖由 SlimPig 于 2006-2-22 22:21 发表
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一口不，还是有戏。

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可惜对方实在怕了满头满脸的唾沫星.

Greatwall

那个姑娘不会是你飘飘吧？

裙裾飘飘

原帖由 Greatwall 于 2006-2-23 00:07 发表
* T$ S) r% g, }& X+ [那个姑娘不会是你飘飘吧？

那我再次喷你满头满脸的唾沫星吧。