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Spring is officially coming today!( P9 N5 B' U, E( b* T- H
$ ^7 r9 d5 @' }5 VThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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/ V9 J, y& o$ D1 BAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please.", z" H( W* K2 [/ r: H% U9 ]
6 l/ k4 j- {# r) E- A9 t: NSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.9 |) C% L! e* L3 @
7 j. H; r% ~% o5 h$ HThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."0 x2 o0 d8 X* V O
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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" a2 k7 n- V- \ I8 L* NThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition., i6 Q+ |$ f, t
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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7 ?6 q* o1 h+ W9 A" qThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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7 D+ |. ?, Q( I) v* f% m( gThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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