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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!1 J) K8 K( \9 R9 ?, l! N
, O5 h: n3 y( i @! g r( uAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."! U0 Z, i% Q7 b
3 w4 a& h! y6 {# E6 @4 ] y4 qSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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& M+ l2 y" e/ F9 |- b$ oThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.* d' Q. r& L0 e' N, [
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.: f+ I9 |5 \: L- X& n1 d/ }
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.# _6 P& n# H& _) @# k5 I, ~+ m% c
- Y* Q* `, K* L( N' tThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."% Y1 G; Q1 C- _
& i0 g2 [+ ?% h( VThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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