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Spring is officially coming today!( w1 c6 O6 e1 P3 S- N" F% y& f: L# R
) g9 G- Y7 K" C& ~9 t# dThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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4 K" ?( t2 g& j& q0 K- o. X7 rAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.' F+ u2 h" x b* O3 Y1 q
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.5 ]" \" }( r% D1 m; A
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. \5 m2 q9 K8 v0 \5 ~( H; T7 D
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more./ X# t0 e: ^7 Z. s! s) ^) }" `
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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