Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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. u+ ~9 C4 l5 R- x% N2 H7 c: H>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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4 M4 Q) x4 l( m; r>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
# j1 T9 e! H( |9 l1 w>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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5 h/ q8 r# z- k/ E3 f>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
* \( p: q9 q6 F0 X>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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8 i2 J6 b. H% C>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
% w- ~4 Y; G8 W; O% Z; f>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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! O7 z3 L2 U" c- f! C6 w/ m>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
* [( M; l* G, d4 f) W) ~>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
7 |4 n1 e4 c6 Q7 a>> Nothing happens again.
4 V8 A! {  f, d9 D- H>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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  e& x4 A" U3 @5 t6 ?, J. M>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
$ h) y( H7 [- A>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
7 d# V! T# u" s. ~) a& y5 V& A5 [7 a>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
+ m1 O6 r5 }8 G) j>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
* z# C' e# d. M6 f>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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; u! E9 ^2 W! ?. _>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
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6 {! Y! @7 X0 i: m' q) S>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
8 O, |: x9 J/ p" K3 O* z  u>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
: z- P8 g- [/ \% W>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
  v# ~  D/ o9 P0 E! O& ?& A>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.