Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
4 O$ f0 M( j0 N( d+ Q( H0 o) I>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
1 M3 \6 A8 K9 X+ a; d>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
>>
2 B1 b3 a# K8 d>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" g; [5 q% i9 c>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
+ M6 z; U+ t/ s$ t6 l. p) N$ C>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
# Q! ^5 G6 T. A>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
* e% o* m" G# `; ]>> restaurant.
1 o4 |4 @" X6 Q& o$ h# E>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
, n3 A- K1 |1 E/ I+ E>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
' E7 v" n# y# M" L9 A, S>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
& ?7 p7 d" Z5 `# B6 ?>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
  \/ P, q/ d" ?9 f2 C( _>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
6 Z2 r3 C3 p5 h8 Z7 G+ }4 Hyou've
. H0 `! ~4 `' O6 Z9 @6 ]$ N' B2 W5 l>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
$ X% P* a1 u- J5 L  V>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
% j: K. O$ Y+ [>>             BLACK WOMEN:
' M4 E( l* X) a. Y>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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9 ~0 a$ N" ?. e) n>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
0 c9 e7 Z8 J7 Z: X0 \0 p>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
9 t7 t  t, a7 b9 P' N* k; G! c>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
1 M5 ^- q0 C' P) g4 M9 M. p% @>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
6 {# k1 k- G- Y! A( v8 q8 d. e; msister's
3 m* l/ ?- X! b/ d( R" T>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
7 {% v8 y/ Z0 _7 ]8 p# A>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
/ t6 A# D; H8 f# y$ i>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
4 [' }, v6 E- A# h: H>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
* q3 y2 B8 E4 G5 ]9 ?3 i/ _% u>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.