Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
* p* l9 \) s3 L% V+ r>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
2 o2 {% R; ?+ y( A9 [+ t3 V>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
2 k" }9 ~% J6 \& ~. r7 D6 \0 M>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
$ F$ d' Z: M! K0 \8 a$ Y/ m: q) R/ b>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 w; a- |$ F6 a>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
' S6 F8 e( V- C% C* X, Y>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
& X5 u8 Y, ]6 q6 H( s>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
# W! c: N- Y; V! y0 S>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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* i/ c- F3 \4 C>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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0 z! x/ p; f( W; B3 j) b' l>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
+ u7 G3 i2 A! t" c>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
) z, m! r3 S3 v4 @+ n>> nothing happens.
& {$ I5 z6 b- z8 r6 E, |. n. l) W>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
4 W# J' [: c0 z; a4 A, P>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
# W+ M6 T* C+ H3 F; H3 t/ q>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
7 p, V0 M5 t/ `% \, Y  U>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
6 R4 N% G$ H% P; @3 q9 p8 C4 r2 v8 E3 Q>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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4 \6 u2 _4 s$ x, s, c, g( ~* L>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
6 B/ s( F; b7 h! O( |) B1 m>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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4 K( {* ~/ q* Q6 i' j; c0 F>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
+ v$ t6 h3 L; J0 X. I- a* k>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
# j" [; g) r) c) D& p- c. E$ D3 K- K# p>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.