Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
8 F$ m% c/ K( [4 \2 ~+ E, S>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
" D% L/ r6 ?# X2 }- Q0 G>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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) q8 L' m2 b/ C>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
; O# S0 [2 r' |& S4 J$ N, G/ `>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
7 _8 F  Z" `1 I* {>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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. [0 Q/ p% M" ~) e7 G* n" }% O2 p8 P0 E>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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, N) z6 a) ~! b2 C  ~>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
( \( c0 _8 @* U9 G1 C( {8 Z>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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; w: s1 H* _+ ]; J: r>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
# ?$ i$ k; G& m: i# j2 U- U>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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/ e" X7 c3 C8 W>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
7 i$ ?9 k5 I$ H. b7 R>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
( `( d8 C% Q- W3 [$ l>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
" b, w9 x: N+ t- y3 Z1 ?! e* D>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
  I7 R2 e6 p# _6 E# C>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
; a, m* K; |5 C% {5 S>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
2 Q" e# E& X) O7 Z& Z, D+ v>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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$ [/ W: ?% a2 t>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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: E  _% i& A# D7 o" A" x! a, K>>             ARAB WOMEN:
  {/ J2 }* e7 f5 G* X) e: M>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
' D! ^# t! A4 M  h>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.