Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
" N' c- t8 |* E/ F9 u>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
) e3 v. q4 K7 i$ d. e>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, E# u* U, F9 \* G>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
- T) W! P% B" I' k8 }>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
( [* s+ d0 X# D" o, m) Gspaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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/ D9 i& o' ~& x2 D+ J0 |>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
4 ?0 }6 h3 M$ o>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
. ^8 {- K$ L0 a# h7 {  w>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
; J0 l" i, t& H+ f2 H$ E>> nothing happens.
/ D% b, x( T! D>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
: t, F0 ~7 O3 @>> Nothing happens again.
: M: x* F: P" d& W( z$ e>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
, N/ _# C( H# n6 l- Qyou've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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( _  e+ W- F9 y, v1 v$ B>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
- d4 T% }& o/ W# V: }>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
$ j. B: U( j/ ]3 c>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>             BLACK WOMEN:
8 g( x+ M, `( Z2 \>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
5 q  [" w+ Y. o$ x>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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, ^% V8 u' J/ h. C. d: O0 V+ X>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
% H- J; d8 ]0 T0 R8 O7 C! O5 W>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
" a9 m4 B2 F1 Y; Y0 ^% L7 K>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
! `1 w7 z6 M8 n( {2 [4 M>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
' B  M) d- T' p1 P>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
1 c8 e- V6 A: S9 H" Olooks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
* @; B5 l( M& L; t* ~6 T>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
. R( T4 |! q) f4 K# v  O1 k, M>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
# o4 {# v% Q) a2 S; X+ R>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.