Dating Women

sweetspot · 发表于 2006-4-11 03:25

>>             WHITE WOMEN:
>>          First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>          Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>          Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
>>          IRISH WOMEN:
>>          First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>          Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>          20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>          ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>          First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>          Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>          Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
>>          5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>          6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>          JEWISH WOMEN:
>>          First Date: You get terrific head.
>>          Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>          Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
>>          CHINESE WOMEN:
>>          First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>          Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>          Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>          INDIAN WOMEN:
>>          First date: Meet her parents.
>>          Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>          Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>          BLACK WOMEN:
>>          First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>          Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>          Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>          Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
>>          MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>          First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>          Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>          Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
>>          ARAB WOMEN:
>>          First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>          Second Date: Guy is shot dead.
>>          No third date.

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