Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
6 X% x3 a! _7 p: G  @>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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7 J& k: i/ ?: c4 l& N7 @* O, q8 E/ a>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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/ x& |" d8 @$ {! h+ J$ w>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
8 U6 X) O, V; z* M* L0 a; o$ V" K( N>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
& n8 l9 O; w% d4 m# e' z' P# b>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
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>>
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>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
) |3 x1 S* ^# s7 z  B& z, P>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
4 Z' r( z! N0 J8 t& H>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
. C' s  r" S# t4 W* @>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
1 p0 P% F( K" r0 J6 ?>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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$ P' j1 F5 ]7 P1 Z+ M>>             BLACK WOMEN:
6 ?- I+ y, {2 w; m/ P>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
. c: `; G; k7 a4 }! m>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
1 E* E; }* V1 Q4 ?7 V- Y" D>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
9 y+ s5 K  l4 O- p>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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" t2 j3 Z5 _! ~7 a( a( y>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
7 h, g* ]8 l3 \# Y1 T>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
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- n3 h5 r) h, V  y+ l1 S( f7 P>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.