Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
4 y& ]4 c1 E( C$ d) L$ Y" ^, M>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
$ N* _) W; X0 D7 v/ m$ ^/ P3 W& M+ A>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
5 c$ Q/ G0 w0 u' r) t+ e$ V- w>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
7 d" m; _3 }' x>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, h7 ?- Z7 c& [8 a>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
4 Y# H6 ~7 K6 h2 ~5 \) A>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
  E- Y8 X1 d6 j) H0 ]>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
" Q2 A( y, @. n& ~: n1 S4 N>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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1 u$ B; ]4 H* x( Y3 z1 |>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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+ a5 r/ t/ j% b>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
0 L( t, ]* g  G& @- n/ }! d3 ~* J- _>> nothing happens.
3 L8 C7 R9 W& N: S$ U$ q, ?; y>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
1 e% s* J; }5 B0 ~1 ^2 b>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
7 \' `9 I( Y5 v& e# ]' E  l>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
5 k* ^$ M7 W1 }) _) s+ r>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
0 Z! v* D* r) M$ i# Q+ c9 P>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
8 K; Q7 R. V7 U& W- b. o) |>> expensive dinner.
, Z: N6 a5 C- D3 d>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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( T" Z$ [) s9 U- e* g>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
2 Z: W9 b: P+ O' _# K) h# D; f>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
, V, L9 ?! q) ?0 m' B- |>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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. B; i9 E# L# @( C) ?7 F) `9 C>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
/ N9 ^0 I$ w! H. M; M>>             No third date.