Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
2 m, @) _! }9 ^/ _>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
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missionary
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4 ?; O6 [) s" V" f5 q>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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) I$ X1 j' v0 D6 E>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
4 _. m2 ?  }7 o2 e' S  J% o>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
2 ?" p3 x# k/ u4 |>> restaurant.
- n4 {$ Q4 x  ~1 Q: Q>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
1 n- }" @+ i% D/ i, X; R8 S>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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+ |+ g6 o& s# V( Z/ w3 ]>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
! w  x7 X+ U& x4 |) H. T! `: c$ @" E9 E. U>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
  T- F: m0 `. D! z7 }% A>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
- {8 @3 ^) u4 q" o; Q>>             First date: Meet her parents.
: M. }: U" |  W/ X  y5 G>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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: c4 }5 K6 c) I& j0 i>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
" V/ ]3 n- H8 f7 ]$ u4 K0 D6 w>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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9 [4 V9 d$ P2 B+ b>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
+ Z2 [" J9 j( i/ r: X& L% W>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
9 `% k) o; i" r1 w0 u>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
' o& w2 \3 i/ a/ Y" J- ?>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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$ B0 h$ I2 G% I- l- a9 B! \2 z+ |>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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4 j. d* g1 @! [8 J1 _>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
# \2 f7 r. Y0 E8 n' G3 y; J>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
1 s$ P0 Y6 m) e9 I>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
, m+ |8 @5 X- x  F* \1 I>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
# u  ~# t8 O, \, [>>             No third date.