1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 3 Q$ W) }/ c& b9 l* T% O. O
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. $ i8 x! q* U6 t7 `2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 0 c6 ~/ r8 ^4 Q; G Not is you’re a chicken. * F- X. Y9 t. f4 e, V( h( j3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? & n9 J/ m" U7 e; ] The outside.. o& c1 X( k0 z8 U4 U" U" T
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? 3 A' i7 F0 q2 H* E4 l3 h Fry-day!# Q! D7 |1 `3 q0 u- K0 J5 G
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 0 U! g: e5 T0 F7 j- r# P# a j No idea. 1 B0 P! }% N& S7 q# a/ e6 z6.Why you go to bed? i" A4 z" ?& |0 s/ z# `8 E ]: O Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 3 E" `- H( ~$ X! w/ c8 v1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 9 n* ^' O9 u8 N! g7 b$ i# ^6 _: Y
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.# t( L# O j+ L
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?, R- T) c, X) t+ F; P0 n
Not if you’re a chicken. 5 v0 V: R2 l" Y# ^3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表$ X+ n/ S, P; k3 \% e3 t
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? * c( P! u- p3 A, `
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. % J% v, n& M0 Y" _2.Is chicken soup good for your health?2 W# f2 U' E- X5 O" M9 @9 `& @
Not is you’re a chicken. 7 b2 `: z0 V! \ a3.Which side of the chi ...