jokes!!

R3DL1GHT

1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
5 x# U9 N6 }$ ~1 N, B5 }. @9 \      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
3 ]' y6 M+ l/ C3 ]) ?2 W. u8 C2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
      Not is you’re a chicken.
& s3 t2 z, t! r2 {3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
       The outside.
) D$ X0 D5 a% O) g4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
7 P$ m  y/ v2 A& A" @# O9 ^! }0 o         Fry-day!
; U2 r% ~; J+ }$ i# t# ^9 F/ }5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
4 V9 j7 Z, Z, a! _& Z+ v           No idea.
6.Why you go to bed?
          Because the bed won’t come to you.

lalala

。。。。。。笑不出来。

紫色辣椒

原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
; \4 H) x, m: B2 W( O      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
5 g5 Z4 [8 k2 L! S2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
      Not if you’re a chicken.
- H6 F8 X4 s& j7 P" S9 l: s3.Which side of the chi ...

Kuryuki

原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表
1 ^2 V) U% @# }+ w1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
  B; x! w1 K0 i$ z      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
3 [8 `& o6 V- g& D+ _8 i      Not is you’re a chicken.
3.Which side of the chi ...

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7 D6 N+ g  D* W+ W! {lol

lovelykid

不是很好笑...

高桥

Which side