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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
5 x# U9 N6 }$ ~1 N, B5 }. @9 \ I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
3 ]' y6 M+ l/ C3 ]) ?2 W. u8 C2.Is chicken soup good for your health?; F0 A5 Q+ K3 w5 b: m, ~
Not is you’re a chicken.
& s3 t2 z, t! r2 {3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?8 Q# I* l( E& T7 }# {% r7 d
The outside.
) D$ X0 D5 a% O) g4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
7 P$ m y/ v2 A& A" @# O9 ^! }0 o Fry-day!
; U2 r% ~; J+ }$ i# t# ^9 F/ }5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
4 V9 j7 Z, Z, a! _& Z+ v No idea.& w" n. M g, z. U& R1 P
6.Why you go to bed?( n4 h' o. q4 G$ }& Q5 m. M
Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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