1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ) U9 o# b" \! z U. f( } I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ( E! X0 e ]2 ]4 v& b, h5 c) {" ]+ A2.Is chicken soup good for your health?# h: @% b# `* i
Not is you’re a chicken. 1 P5 { _) k% M$ K! C3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?$ K. V. G9 {: g0 S
The outside. 0 C b+ Y8 _4 t* w9 T/ F$ m- |1 q: m4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?8 \; k9 b: G! ^% u( j2 w
Fry-day! . j& A5 G9 {, u5 S- U7 q5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?+ }, } A" d D7 Z5 T( m" u
No idea. . N4 J+ w; ^/ w6 G6.Why you go to bed? . l1 A0 S* |: a& Q- l Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表, x- J" [3 V, N6 C1 c) Q
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 5 k( F. i5 h! |/ Z+ D; S I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. : R8 i& B0 n ]* s$ w2.Is chicken soup good for your health?' F) K/ }. O, A4 b3 Q3 Y
Not if you’re a chicken. " d |( l8 i7 t3 o9 g- ?# V3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 * \( k! ]' k& G" [1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? % Q+ D/ \' T, m x9 H
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. $ u2 B& p1 Q8 s j2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ! S. A1 @8 T6 B: o, w1 T9 G0 ^ Not is you’re a chicken. 6 S" K* j4 Q$ D% J! ^+ Q) X3.Which side of the chi ...
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