1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? $ L+ K! q' Q% g0 s% a+ I I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 4 `! d0 b3 h0 W( _2.Is chicken soup good for your health?7 G# b& D) B9 l9 i$ B) w
Not is you’re a chicken. & g: F( U# x# V Q) V0 t; l% g3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?- p8 t3 `6 Z* U( Q3 K! i
The outside.1 U+ q% p; P1 Q& c0 X2 @6 `; U3 M
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?# z3 z( T9 W' j m; ]% H
Fry-day! * q! p+ z5 J' b+ i- x5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?9 {# }: a, h, n) v: ~1 W9 A3 i, P
No idea.9 g6 X' |; Z1 i5 E# u9 {9 G6 k
6.Why you go to bed?7 x& @ {5 }- j N
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 " j& w c* V6 X1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 7 [$ \: Z4 v* H0 a2 L# x I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist." f( Z$ ?+ {* W: V o1 I
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?2 Z3 k2 U% \2 G: f2 l
Not if you’re a chicken. 2 t2 [' h" y3 P4 k, M3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表/ R |6 ^# ^% T6 a9 U8 [) o
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ' i6 Q3 h: b: G
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.% B Y7 l: K5 S _" |5 Y
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?9 m- u6 J) q2 `7 m9 f. K0 r2 W
Not is you’re a chicken. ' r0 R% W0 E) ?# P3.Which side of the chi ...