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发表于 2006-4-12 20:47 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
$ L+ K! q' Q% g0 s% a+ I      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
4 `! d0 b3 h0 W( _2.Is chicken soup good for your health?7 G# b& D) B9 l9 i$ B) w
      Not is you’re a chicken.
& g: F( U# x# V  Q) V0 t; l% g3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?- p8 t3 `6 Z* U( Q3 K! i
       The outside.1 U+ q% p; P1 Q& c0 X2 @6 `; U3 M
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?# z3 z( T9 W' j  m; ]% H
         Fry-day!
* q! p+ z5 J' b+ i- x5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?9 {# }: a, h, n) v: ~1 W9 A3 i, P
           No idea.9 g6 X' |; Z1 i5 E# u9 {9 G6 k
6.Why you go to bed?7 x& @  {5 }- j  N
          Because the bed won’t come to you.
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发表于 2006-4-16 15:08 | 显示全部楼层
。。。。。。笑不出来。
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发表于 2006-4-16 17:53 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表
" j& w  c* V6 X1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
7 [$ \: Z4 v* H0 a2 L# x      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist." f( Z$ ?+ {* W: V  o1 I
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?2 Z3 k2 U% \2 G: f2 l
      Not if you’re a chicken.
2 t2 [' h" y3 P4 k, M3.Which side of the chi ...
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发表于 2006-4-24 16:29 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表/ R  |6 ^# ^% T6 a9 U8 [) o
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? ' i6 Q3 h: b: G
      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.% B  Y7 l: K5 S  _" |5 Y
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?9 m- u6 J) q2 `7 m9 f. K0 r2 W
      Not is you’re a chicken.
' r0 R% W0 E) ?# P3.Which side of the chi ...

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发表于 2006-4-30 12:32 | 显示全部楼层
不是很好笑...
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发表于 2006-5-5 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
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