jokes!!

R3DL1GHT

1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
% v& z  l$ A+ S3 B. t% N* x3 ~      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
2 T( D, ^% Y- _3 e+ v: f& H' ]; @' j* T2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
      Not is you’re a chicken.
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
4 S9 N1 _* C0 j: K& u0 U" E       The outside.
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
# Y% e( s6 t3 x, W: W         Fry-day!
7 ]6 P0 P) X- k* {' U( p5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
           No idea.
! X7 m' ]9 w4 I7 Z% F+ \6.Why you go to bed?
4 W: r; y0 z* K; L$ B          Because the bed won’t come to you.

lalala

。。。。。。笑不出来。

紫色辣椒

原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表
9 T7 e- @1 |* ^$ ^1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
1 M3 |/ O& F1 X1 }# @      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
5 I, o* N# {  D$ w- E9 b      Not if you’re a chicken.
3.Which side of the chi ...

Kuryuki

原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表
/ `! z* e9 j; |& K; }1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
6 t  U+ s5 [) t* V* ?& V      I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
8 Z0 {+ C7 F2 F2 E( ]      Not is you’re a chicken.
% ?" C5 I3 s5 G2 p( ]! i# v- y3 r3.Which side of the chi ...

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6 `" G  d/ @  G- @2 Blol

lovelykid

不是很好笑...

高桥

Which side