1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 0 y% K/ v$ v, v" g I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.7 ?) w" t7 k$ ]/ J$ r
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?. v) a! Q% Z$ C/ @! p. Y, z7 \
Not is you’re a chicken. 0 w7 i& O+ ?. L- t, G9 r3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?& b8 y& U L% N1 j& c; Y1 H
The outside.$ `! k3 K1 @" n! W7 @0 B
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? + Q" r9 B: S6 z Q. s/ u Fry-day! & X: F7 V& Q0 N: {) r8 R6 r5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?6 z2 w9 I$ \' H) m' K& D
No idea. 1 d3 s9 b% u5 `0 g6.Why you go to bed?6 ]4 v- t# V: N$ d
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表; [3 `. x. z0 W) m8 A3 Z8 ?7 S. h. V
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? + A( i6 m% i9 c+ s( _
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 9 m" @. t# k# L; ?7 R+ V2.Is chicken soup good for your health?8 s7 ]& r( J5 e2 J9 {3 S$ W4 T
Not if you’re a chicken.' n; b( |8 m0 ]7 z
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 4 R7 k. o& X5 A& R- a$ ^1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? . K, `- o+ c7 ~- k7 ~
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 8 G! I$ P) Y8 c* I" z2.Is chicken soup good for your health?9 L& e8 d0 G2 W' u. a3 S
Not is you’re a chicken. 1 T; Q' ~5 K8 K# k# @- x/ t4 A' @3.Which side of the chi ...
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