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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the 5 Q% x- Q# v; H( w# Q: K, x" V- L
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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B0 A4 T: z0 y# q: w, hThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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- c$ p: K( L5 L. eWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
, M- s" o# U- ?% Afor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". 5 `+ r1 @9 q* w, @( t p/ y" ]9 r( f
( B* U1 e0 N8 l5 _) [The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
4 e) C; w l( p. Q8 C4 }Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" + _5 r" O- [( W$ M) b
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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