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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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- p" p9 L+ l6 U: AThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?% h7 N1 S/ F7 G8 l% p6 @
( P' Z3 Q4 m. a$ T4 y' Y2 Y6 ?We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
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, \" H" Y4 V# mThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
]/ B/ X, e% \4 G0 iDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" 6 c; m3 K4 x% h: N* m/ V
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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