Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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5 p. t, x: I1 ~. Q# N8 K1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
; V( ], \3 |3 |7 d5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
3 k# l: u$ D1 k- c9 \+ @6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
2 C# n4 z) S' L; u3 w! F, @! _! J7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
% B6 K: r1 N3 {! j6 ~4 A  a9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
) b1 z3 C- p; o% m5 n10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
5 C* E( a& t) k& \2 Y. o$ ?2 t( d13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
* _1 j# G, k3 C3 K18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
+ ]$ s/ y- m1 F, Q5 e7 D6 J( I22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
: N: U$ E8 _- k% z2 i23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
; I' H" y0 o9 U! L7 ]7 f25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
$ b7 c- a$ Z6 T* ?3 M; b2 @28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
$ g- m3 g# d+ Z, D( u! k7 S0 c29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
0 W; l- K; M2 Q- A( ~3 f35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
, O7 }* {" _% t- u  Q+ R  b36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...