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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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( ]2 R2 m3 \( A K1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
" B, w( X% G9 |$ ]2 N2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 1 |4 C& Y# ~, _0 K% y
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 0 y2 |6 G* H/ K' Q
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] b4 G' W+ A3 H/ e3 b
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
3 K \3 n$ O, d6 p# E6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? - t7 x1 m7 C. F; Z
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
4 l" E+ q$ I( X8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. + Q8 s; W1 n( Q z6 h% q
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
% i7 b7 { F8 e10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
`! W% z+ L0 {* Y11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. - {* S) S+ U8 |3 R j
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
' e j4 H: X9 R13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? ) I1 D3 N$ a$ M, N. J9 M3 ?' M3 t
14. Can I flirt with you?
7 Z! H1 k$ Z( ~2 C15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. ) B% u6 {8 A6 f; t! u5 q$ Z# l
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if 9 c' Q9 V, k+ X- ^
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
, c+ i J- u0 O, Q c t18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? 8 S2 a& w/ [8 u- Q! ~5 c5 U7 K- t
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. 7 d) O& A$ J/ F* G
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 1 a( i3 i6 A7 k1 f- [$ P
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
4 J2 [* b) U4 S. |" L22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
% G- Y7 s& u. u23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
7 K# t6 c, Y9 j; h* j0 R8 m u24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
|8 @, Q- f5 n25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 2 y6 p9 W, L p3 K
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
0 Y( L" }- ^! J1 k( B27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
- Q" p* u% I/ ~2 ^# f* _28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
5 |! K2 u+ M& B, V/ U" N2 G29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
8 ?8 f7 U! Y- l/ g; h( \30. So... How am I doing'?
) m: r5 Y/ Y6 x2 V31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
$ j* ~: Q& w6 C* t' \5 [32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 7 O& T6 O: c# f0 h, g7 u7 H. k" I# L# W
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 2 Q; P. D& j: i" {
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ( o" a8 D% h# l: x% N, g( S! ~; M) u
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. ' q# ^- N I9 s' j Y
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? # }7 n6 {; h% x* F! y
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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