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发表于 2006-4-19 16:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
+ _8 k) K; b5 N+ @2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. , S- s+ @' M+ ]" n& ?- U
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 1 X- W, r6 k8 l$ a6 q
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 9 Q/ o4 Y. k" n6 v/ v/ w; n
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
5 Y7 D  `5 K7 [4 ~% k0 D6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
' Y& Q1 Y  F8 i' ~7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. - [3 E% o! J6 ~3 Y% A9 t
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
* i: b" N* ~' j1 S( F( W. E! q9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 3 F6 S; @- K" ~
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
# a& b+ P8 b3 Y; ?2 I' p  m11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. " b3 o! z2 P( X* g' V& l4 L5 Q
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
& s8 `, D1 C* t13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
7 r" b* B* h( c  C6 ~+ U) z( b" d14.        Can I flirt with you?
9 l6 q# x# C* o1 @* e5 u15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
# w8 H* ^2 B( D' i: j. q. w. a8 ?16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
6 X0 ~0 e* G5 a, J+ V17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. $ ]' n2 U  s: W% a: E* p! Q
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven? , X  e6 a% H9 U
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes. 4 G4 E& L0 g5 n
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 1 p. K% v' C: d5 q3 H7 \
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
( k' U" H" C6 o( h9 F- w  }22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
% Y' l" n0 m6 s5 O2 q0 {7 O23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? ; O' `3 u5 J: K; |8 j% |( C- q  P
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you? 8 t3 U7 f# S. N' |
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. ( p7 b! o4 ?& r4 ?  K
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 2 T: G$ y1 |6 \0 K
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? , c7 K* g4 Q2 f% c
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. ) R7 E# _  t  C6 O) ^- z7 P
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
  l+ `) s2 x6 r8 f! X0 p* r7 L30.        So... How am I doing'? 1 e0 ~# R  A, J4 \4 x, m; E9 n) s& Z
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 0 a2 g" @3 t: l7 t& K. [
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. ; }/ j4 ^0 k. {& @5 W' c
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 3 g' P3 |( B" Z) Q& I
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 3 i- t# D' X; f( }1 V. ^4 m7 R
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 5 M) X6 L2 Y) `
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? ) f# R# a8 I% E5 y' z
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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