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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....1 F, X: P/ `1 `( B, N2 ]1 g1 F$ R

' o4 h8 C- _7 ?3 |; d, g' ?1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 4 \) e: Y* S- Y4 C* v
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
  u% a9 v* R; l0 j8 i/ A  P6 W, o3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4 X, P  q* t' d  _3 @! W' k* t4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 7 R- K; s8 h9 q, Y
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
5 J7 R7 z4 M6 Y5 E# Y6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
/ g# p1 h4 n  p' ?$ g* |7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
0 W6 t1 u1 N! L( ]/ j' ^: I' F8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
8 [3 }7 E' D- N9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- y* o2 N2 z) }4 H/ N! T7 @& `+ }$ R10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. " [4 r6 I! k- g6 r
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. 1 p; j5 U- \1 Y6 j
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
9 b1 H9 G4 L  \13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 3 l$ g# {. G/ E8 n6 X/ m
14.        Can I flirt with you? ( Y; ~- Q% I/ E. Y4 d) T. r8 h+ [
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. : i' [  G& B6 n7 y6 h- E
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
9 O8 }8 G6 {3 f0 A17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. ) a- S, r# X! e- v2 b
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven? + W" U" b5 O% r5 f  W" h
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
& u" v* G- O' Z" @# _3 Q20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
: J; [7 c9 W8 ~21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? ( g- ?( \* f2 g# [+ f
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
& b! k: }0 H) X6 ]: [! J8 ^23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
: _: _% B- ?# w4 r) I24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
! T' O( Q8 D0 [" h! }7 q9 O0 D0 ~25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
. c7 x. z& ?# g% @26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 0 q0 ]" M: J/ a7 e1 I2 Z, j
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? . X+ q' X! n" W, V! G; Z: Q% N
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
. r5 Z& [3 r( F& P, _1 Z! \5 U29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?   {% c7 L7 |. K) U
30.        So... How am I doing'?
, Z5 v! y9 k- A3 [31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? % D/ P. E  S3 V3 J  v5 |
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 1 R8 N" m/ \  A1 r" J3 X( R5 W
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
9 u3 p0 h# [& t6 {9 O0 p34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
3 K: \6 Z& g0 r+ [4 _2 f35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. + _: O4 s- P' P
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
; X6 P8 [& N. d* W( o6 x% a1 |2 P37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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