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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months..... V" |1 e( F3 ]! ?) L0 m
: w9 F2 e% u& \5 Y3 H' \1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. . O: `! G( |8 m/ s8 H$ a
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
8 I2 L/ b* G: p7 C3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 2 N, O. y( T' u' n! J8 O- V5 L0 K
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
! h; m% t2 H" S8 a( z5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
+ C7 J3 i5 E! I; C. H' u1 L/ I( Y* U6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? , d" |$ ^ P+ _' K2 l) a
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 0 I+ e) p% c. w
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. ' I6 [" R* ?" o$ e. b9 S5 L
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
* X+ q- P9 m0 v) \3 ^( `4 y10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. : x6 k E: l( T: y4 t2 b" I
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
. W0 z- n/ @# L; h2 R+ r12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
9 D- {3 b& M+ M% I: ^' T- b13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
0 c& Z q& u @, p' a, s: ]14. Can I flirt with you?
$ T9 X/ Q: o0 F7 h0 R: q0 `6 {2 l9 P# [15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
: {# P; A7 X: i$ e- T" A16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if * _5 q! r3 N& n# n5 V1 t- W
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 6 L; ~' l# _5 X/ j2 V$ k8 n5 q# j
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
; {+ @/ D$ B. @" D1 k19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
# L0 Q1 P" ~* s& Z8 h$ a20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
: P% j$ |/ X- L- c21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
+ H2 ]3 e3 i; A+ w22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
5 W4 C- K( y: W- l: y" l, a23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
) f5 H, |# f, Q' I$ j* f# ^7 s24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
$ n7 C J& P) E25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. ) m. D) P3 ?* U3 j$ p( U+ |
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 3 ?: E6 o$ \) r6 D& ], B. t. T
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 1 V3 C$ h# H1 H/ Y# l
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 9 s" e) r1 @1 a! `! L- T& b
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? ) R; e* b2 Q) c( `0 H
30. So... How am I doing'?
; ^$ k8 [ g. Y. O9 \31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? / q. w* v* ^2 b' y6 \
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. - \2 M) e" W4 N
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? * M% m8 [5 G3 M$ q2 P
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 5 i+ O2 m- J* p( |- D2 g) s
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. & W; r; E, E2 o, S- ?1 n
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
6 [; P4 |/ A1 D5 m37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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