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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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$ Y" \& f, d9 [; [1 @: u0 c- M1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
" d* l+ t4 {* @, y4 ]5 u$ c3 Z( R2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 4 j" I' D9 f8 h, C, c
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
, u& x# ?# r2 n7 `2 y3 S3 _3 b4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
6 U. Q: r8 E5 E" o, c0 K O8 P5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 7 y& |1 P% }/ [4 R( H3 A+ a; H, _- d
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
1 s; F( f+ N& ^$ F7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. # A( K- M8 X" E! C
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 1 _! M# t& P5 H3 e z8 S9 p/ V
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
% [1 Y0 ~* b0 p* j9 S5 {1 P10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
9 g4 I& d. M* {. l) ]11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. . i4 i2 N; Y& M. M
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" * G8 k" r, {. y- b
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
) v! @* v5 x, b( W* r* u" N14. Can I flirt with you?
6 _. G' i5 O$ M, b15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. / Q b( Y/ u$ Y/ Y
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
! J% q% Z, W( i; v! k9 L9 }17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 0 b. c7 z1 m: t/ m. g$ }
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
( Q7 b2 p2 E7 ]- D19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. : f# v& D% ^# [& G5 d
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
! Y4 F6 H7 Q' c3 N' Z" \21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
^" ^1 X( l+ Q, K" B6 ?" x4 r22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
9 R+ ~, U& ]0 e C7 P- l" G0 P1 |* y23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? - \/ O2 w ?+ t, f' `( x( y. S
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
0 x- G/ T0 @! ^( t25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. ( b. i/ ~) S* B; \" B
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
' \; ?' `/ \6 T @4 r27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
{/ [; K( D& c" T8 E# |% c28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. ; U: Q5 D2 m1 c# ?4 {
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? ! |1 q% p$ ?0 R! t/ X0 R
30. So... How am I doing'? : @: S! g% R! f. `/ L
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 8 O# a: C; S$ _' Y+ _. N. G
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. : \# i, n+ y0 n% {. n9 K
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
7 {. s9 D- I4 z- m6 ?. N; l34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? & L: d* P+ ]8 i1 ^/ @4 D
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
; O' Q' ?4 V: J36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 9 m& \7 D1 x5 U' b
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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