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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....1 F, X: P/ `1 `( B, N2 ]1 g1 F$ R
' o4 h8 C- _7 ?3 |; d, g' ?1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 4 \) e: Y* S- Y4 C* v
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
u% a9 v* R; l0 j8 i/ A P6 W, o3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4 X, P q* t' d _3 @! W' k* t4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 7 R- K; s8 h9 q, Y
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
5 J7 R7 z4 M6 Y5 E# Y6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
/ g# p1 h4 n p' ?$ g* |7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
0 W6 t1 u1 N! L( ]/ j' ^: I' F8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
8 [3 }7 E' D- N9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- y* o2 N2 z) }4 H/ N! T7 @& `+ }$ R10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. " [4 r6 I! k- g6 r
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. 1 p; j5 U- \1 Y6 j
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
9 b1 H9 G4 L \13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 3 l$ g# {. G/ E8 n6 X/ m
14. Can I flirt with you? ( Y; ~- Q% I/ E. Y4 d) T. r8 h+ [
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. : i' [ G& B6 n7 y6 h- E
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
9 O8 }8 G6 {3 f0 A17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. ) a- S, r# X! e- v2 b
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? + W" U" b5 O% r5 f W" h
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
& u" v* G- O' Z" @# _3 Q20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
: J; [7 c9 W8 ~21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? ( g- ?( \* f2 g# [+ f
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
& b! k: }0 H) X6 ]: [! J8 ^23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
: _: _% B- ?# w4 r) I24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
! T' O( Q8 D0 [" h! }7 q9 O0 D0 ~25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
. c7 x. z& ?# g% @26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 0 q0 ]" M: J/ a7 e1 I2 Z, j
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? . X+ q' X! n" W, V! G; Z: Q% N
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
. r5 Z& [3 r( F& P, _1 Z! \5 U29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? {% c7 L7 |. K) U
30. So... How am I doing'?
, Z5 v! y9 k- A3 [31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? % D/ P. E S3 V3 J v5 |
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 1 R8 N" m/ \ A1 r" J3 X( R5 W
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
9 u3 p0 h# [& t6 {9 O0 p34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
3 K: \6 Z& g0 r+ [4 _2 f35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. + _: O4 s- P' P
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
; X6 P8 [& N. d* W( o6 x% a1 |2 P37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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