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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
+ _8 k) K; b5 N+ @2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. , S- s+ @' M+ ]" n& ?- U
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 1 X- W, r6 k8 l$ a6 q
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 9 Q/ o4 Y. k" n6 v/ v/ w; n
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
5 Y7 D `5 K7 [4 ~% k0 D6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
' Y& Q1 Y F8 i' ~7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. - [3 E% o! J6 ~3 Y% A9 t
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
* i: b" N* ~' j1 S( F( W. E! q9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 3 F6 S; @- K" ~
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
# a& b+ P8 b3 Y; ?2 I' p m11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. " b3 o! z2 P( X* g' V& l4 L5 Q
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
& s8 `, D1 C* t13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
7 r" b* B* h( c C6 ~+ U) z( b" d14. Can I flirt with you?
9 l6 q# x# C* o1 @* e5 u15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
# w8 H* ^2 B( D' i: j. q. w. a8 ?16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
6 X0 ~0 e* G5 a, J+ V17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. $ ]' n2 U s: W% a: E* p! Q
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? , X e6 a% H9 U
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. 4 G4 E& L0 g5 n
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 1 p. K% v' C: d5 q3 H7 \
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
( k' U" H" C6 o( h9 F- w }22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
% Y' l" n0 m6 s5 O2 q0 {7 O23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? ; O' `3 u5 J: K; |8 j% |( C- q P
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 8 t3 U7 f# S. N' |
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. ( p7 b! o4 ?& r4 ? K
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 2 T: G$ y1 |6 \0 K
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? , c7 K* g4 Q2 f% c
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. ) R7 E# _ t C6 O) ^- z7 P
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
l+ `) s2 x6 r8 f! X0 p* r7 L30. So... How am I doing'? 1 e0 ~# R A, J4 \4 x, m; E9 n) s& Z
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 0 a2 g" @3 t: l7 t& K. [
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. ; }/ j4 ^0 k. {& @5 W' c
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 3 g' P3 |( B" Z) Q& I
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 3 i- t# D' X; f( }1 V. ^4 m7 R
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 5 M) X6 L2 Y) `
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? ) f# R# a8 I% E5 y' z
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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