Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

5 q- g' p0 v/ ~7 g1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
4 d9 a; ^7 v4 o8 I5 j4 [% U5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
: Z) s7 A6 s4 b0 K8 u$ t( _' O6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
2 ^* X5 \& p7 |: J/ O( {, P7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
" o+ `% \' B/ m. b0 j5 K8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
! W& v" m& z$ q, d! Q$ [/ L10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
' @& d9 }9 t  E0 ^+ \11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
: A' R9 `# Q) c) v, m0 t2 f23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
9 H0 K$ }, }. q( G: @24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9 }8 U3 l& S, m2 q* z25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
/ Q5 S1 m/ t; f/ P28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
30.        So... How am I doing'?
31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
9 ?. `0 s( P, u' B7 \& A# E37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...