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发表于 2006-4-19 16:13 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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( ]2 R2 m3 \( A  K1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
" B, w( X% G9 |$ ]2 N2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 1 |4 C& Y# ~, _0 K% y
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 0 y2 |6 G* H/ K' Q
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]   b4 G' W+ A3 H/ e3 b
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
3 K  \3 n$ O, d6 p# E6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? - t7 x1 m7 C. F; Z
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
4 l" E+ q$ I( X8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. + Q8 s; W1 n( Q  z6 h% q
9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
% i7 b7 {  F8 e10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
  `! W% z+ L0 {* Y11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. - {* S) S+ U8 |3 R  j
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
' e  j4 H: X9 R13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? ) I1 D3 N$ a$ M, N. J9 M3 ?' M3 t
14.        Can I flirt with you?
7 Z! H1 k$ Z( ~2 C15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. ) B% u6 {8 A6 f; t! u5 q$ Z# l
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if 9 c' Q9 V, k+ X- ^
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
, c+ i  J- u0 O, Q  c  t18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven? 8 S2 a& w/ [8 u- Q! ~5 c5 U7 K- t
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes. 7 d) O& A$ J/ F* G
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 1 a( i3 i6 A7 k1 f- [$ P
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
4 J2 [* b) U4 S. |" L22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
% G- Y7 s& u. u23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
7 K# t6 c, Y9 j; h* j0 R8 m  u24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  |8 @, Q- f5 n25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 2 y6 p9 W, L  p3 K
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
0 Y( L" }- ^! J1 k( B27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
- Q" p* u% I/ ~2 ^# f* _28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
5 |! K2 u+ M& B, V/ U" N2 G29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
8 ?8 f7 U! Y- l/ g; h( \30.        So... How am I doing'?
) m: r5 Y/ Y6 x2 V31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
$ j* ~: Q& w6 C* t' \5 [32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 7 O& T6 O: c# f0 h, g7 u7 H. k" I# L# W
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 2 Q; P. D& j: i" {
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? ( o" a8 D% h# l: x% N, g( S! ~; M) u
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. ' q# ^- N  I9 s' j  Y
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? # }7 n6 {; h% x* F! y
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...
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