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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 $ F n' s O# H9 u1 H
$ N% |4 F9 ~' A, v1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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. ?7 D3 P% v& V9 y* A6 D2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question., I( K- l; S4 x
" [( M- L& S9 @; d3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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$ \6 p5 E1 e' e4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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* |& h J9 j, ?) q' D5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator." Z9 h u: b; [8 |+ X
6 u) q5 W9 ]1 `: [6.) You watch the Weather Channel. [( ^1 ]; G9 w6 R; Y% t
+ h& b" \; a# S/ y6 X) A# _) M7 X7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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2 Z8 F* x) ^1 I0 V; o* ^: t8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.- r) Q( g) H' W% G! E
9 I0 \% u0 u0 o7 x9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.2 z. l9 ^( ]0 {
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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" J" X2 U! P& p* T% w11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.+ A9 f. L V* o
; h6 H, G6 y: s% K. s0 }3 a12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.: _! l5 m- C+ Q( Z
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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' {% b3 [8 }7 W3 {/ x14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.2 Y" v8 J! |, V0 C$ w, c* H
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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/ M7 H6 a- L8 r5 s16.) You take naps.
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5 u! I" {" O7 ]1 R2 h+ l17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests., m, F$ F# S7 x- g% m: r" J# d
* _: h1 x5 i! u9 x B$ b20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time., u' o* {1 A5 T3 ?3 [+ P% g
1 R9 Z' b+ N' S; h$ G! D3 R% D8 g21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"0 r" x5 P: E3 f( j. Y. I# i- O/ S+ q
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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