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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 : l- D% s) |" u/ X
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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& [% c0 g( {( I5 Y* A2 Q- h- t2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.2 W' S& ^" f7 c' g. e/ q3 k
U) z d1 `% \' v6 Q E# X" k3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.0 W% P, @) j% U3 L
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.4 t+ h( i* D# ~; N- k+ U
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.' S* K( X2 Q7 k4 K( ?8 s" D
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ h& E( U( _+ ^2 l
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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/ m- b' d5 R3 P. m9 `! n6 A$ d9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!) V( ]2 c/ t. @" C( t; `
; k$ s* x: V2 f. T( T" F! l11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.. {) o7 H0 [, i; i( O
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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. s' v: X& n9 g/ u: J13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.3 h1 R2 Z8 d' G1 n3 @, F
7 s: @+ E6 x8 H# e* n8 i15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.8 P9 j& |0 S! H5 Z! K' K
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16.) You take naps.
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. x ^8 j2 U8 s; T! R9 C% j17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.4 b3 K- d" s0 W+ f+ a. U4 V
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.7 i( _. H* }/ A4 ^ ]4 P9 f5 w
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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* C. u4 F% b8 i$ N' _5 f21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. - C" T4 U. ?1 P/ {2 t: H9 J+ K8 f
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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