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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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9 b9 r; P+ A- t8 e2 F2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.1 f, P4 P" G! q' r, k3 P
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge./ |2 I* `: C0 g* y
! R k+ Q- C$ ]3 W3 I% N$ b+ g3 t4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.! r9 R( R/ ?& @' a, W4 ?) l/ U
- g1 U+ K$ ]) B. D# {7 ^6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7 H! x9 M3 o$ X P- L7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.4 G; L$ b5 o; m5 c) N4 Y t
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!). O: e/ a ], d P
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.5 m/ Q* w( c2 l; w$ B
9 J9 E- v9 Z6 G12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.& B( H( Z- s, d# G; A5 q5 ~! ^
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.* c( l$ n. S6 @ Y
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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* s0 B* |+ C" C; K' z4 p9 R16.) You take naps.0 y K( h/ f7 b2 N7 @" V
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.1 K8 r$ K! x5 p; L
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- u m3 e4 R: j" {
) W- ~% x9 d% s19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.1 G3 U& h; L9 s+ N& V& }% i8 V7 G
G; \" }7 N9 ]9 Y; p20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.6 J+ z! [+ Y9 }
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 5 f5 Z5 W+ C( `+ m6 G# L
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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