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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 4 S* z1 v2 A& D0 o
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.- r$ E# k: {7 @1 o
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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6 i; G) F6 t0 }. L; i3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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& F# c$ l% d4 Y% Y5 ]- h+ Y4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.8 r" Z( h2 U4 B p: ^
4 W: }6 t Z0 I; o; U, N6.) You watch the Weather Channel.5 V5 m% E$ {# j8 _* a G$ S
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.! m. }' N0 h$ F0 r" x) A2 J
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.1 J. S4 K4 b! f. G, f; A
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!); A! @$ r* K* Q
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.2 E0 l. J$ c& a$ j- w! [1 D* D
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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" t- f2 l2 |% R" u" q. x' g13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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' A' b: `" e. H1 Z8 |/ v$ a14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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2 e- O! o; x8 s/ T5 ?$ D0 p- g* R0 |15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.( n* D Z& }1 P7 i# d6 D) _% V
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! }3 w- c) ~# k: X17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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: O# m: e: i* E7 N# m3 j18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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# ~6 m4 T% J: ^/ l7 t; w3 r i' j2 i19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.1 ^- k+ j ~0 C v2 G0 u+ A5 W
' a- u1 T- C3 f20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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& q$ G j( g6 d21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"' l: J1 V9 R0 m6 u
8 ^2 Q6 F4 N4 m6 I+ y22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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2 J# O% k' D4 f1 o0 B: T" z( g23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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