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: Z k, a5 L2 `, J) b4 H! I1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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5 F$ ]$ e# U$ m' V- B& u9 Q& l2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.2 e9 e. v8 b' `
3 p, Y3 W( j% B( K3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator./ o8 t, Q& V' |: D. x5 X3 R
( d& J/ G( T! |" D6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.) k: n3 R6 R- c' R2 I. ]
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.- x( [* O, D2 i+ F
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.9 f- w$ o. `- J Z
- |$ E0 l4 x' H: W% h9 [10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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* e- ?2 x9 J; l* Y) z2 n% m12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.; v- J [" R2 J8 }$ `
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.( e1 }- R1 q. u6 q" _
* {3 N% j3 a9 `# k4 M: ^; E0 O14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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7 T0 ^& @9 J# ~9 o" A15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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. V) T5 @" [3 M% A% r/ j16.) You take naps.* X* n& V7 c- r
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.5 ]# C, V) k/ B, F* \- B' b3 ]; z" n
; a# h& P- }5 T% Q5 ^3 [18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.# u1 G1 R; v8 G9 @) J
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.) e9 n9 K8 D3 a( r8 @
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"1 j4 {# o b% ^2 l+ X6 |( q
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 9 j+ I, l) |. w* D% [
7 o" F# \+ o) }7 R1 n/ \1 ]23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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