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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 & {4 Q" l' k' O5 D( `1 {
+ Q, e r6 @9 x7 |8 Z: v: H1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.) ]! o, ]- M/ x& N. p( _8 A, c
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.7 A2 R9 H' {% l- j5 q+ M, B/ B1 |
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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( Q7 P* X) m# `: D7 o! p" u7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.& h+ Q2 G% X- l7 Z2 G. Z
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.4 j, X0 g A& P8 P- \
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)4 {) \9 x$ O/ V, I" ?+ J- L
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.+ q' x$ q9 k; q1 ?2 d) {
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.# l3 I9 H7 ?* |& `5 k
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.$ q0 V: ]/ P# ^7 h) I( O
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.! v! y3 c2 {0 _1 J5 K: i! H# _' O
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.2 b8 x, o5 F/ B- x0 h- a
5 q0 P) {( \9 } g8 ]21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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+ \6 w5 ?" ~$ k5 p# M* J23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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