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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 4 I r" F% X' V
4 b+ b4 N; ]6 o( x5 o1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.3 r7 a. {: G9 |9 q6 Z# e
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.* s6 V! K7 O0 q @" N( G
: K7 ~* ]% x' H3 W8 O4 U, m4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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; n9 C' T5 ]! o1 j* r6 P0 E& w5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.2 W( \: W3 C2 z3 v
2 G7 I3 O* [0 Y: q8 I r( o7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.5 e* p0 b5 | j! ?/ j
! b, U, a+ i g) [8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.2 Y: ]! m; a, H" {
0 Q9 o* V, ^% Q `5 E- I& `; s9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.6 j7 X( U; c) D
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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6 u0 \8 G* ^; X: Q3 K. d11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.$ |: k! u* q0 z n, j% G
: w, _+ w O7 e# Q; k( @. l12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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: R4 M, e# d, |. S* C- m13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.; t( j) q+ e# P1 i2 n
% Z& o1 v& m+ o( y3 c! N14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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$ c8 x( I# P/ w' `1 C* B, K: c15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.: \- ]$ T6 x' a
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16.) You take naps.1 R3 b B! z Q6 p7 V9 U. l" a
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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" N$ D- P5 A4 l/ j19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.) f2 M) T* S0 J- E# ^. _& d
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"7 w# @* X- [6 U& D
9 x9 J4 A0 @+ R$ N' D7 z22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. * H/ _6 V; Y& t& w
M( s& T0 H) v0 d23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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