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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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* a* w4 w8 p; q+ C1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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& Q& d# `2 X; K9 [2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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1 R" t7 ?8 b! c* }3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.. r/ l7 _8 j0 Z/ ^! H' N* @* ^ F
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.5 |- q' x) d" u* V. s4 f
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.$ A- l: N8 \- f/ a( \( a
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.* B; e: `0 C! A: O L1 `
# P6 h6 A, U, L$ [- D7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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% O* S- [& \4 j1 X9 \8 M, O10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)0 N0 r v2 g( `/ s
$ N w4 @1 L* M b# X# d& F11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.6 O8 J; |2 \" G- H8 Z6 @" ~- G& d
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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6 I! k+ @6 K D3 S14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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& A5 Z+ N; j4 T- o, c) k16.) You take naps.% f5 [* t) [7 u& K/ ]- G
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.) ?8 n' C) p- l- R; C
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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7 F& {' u# h/ g% K19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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) F- `+ w$ c1 \% O- W20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.$ x. y% a" n. O: A; ]- K
+ r: U9 C( s7 Q/ \- g6 @21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!". B# k5 a0 z3 P' [! l( ?. M
" Z" k( I: D7 a; p+ Y* j9 P( d22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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! G) _2 C( n6 R23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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