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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ! D, T9 W. O1 l, d
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.6 X" E5 c+ q% t7 O6 [' f
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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7 v/ v8 n8 X& K( q- G4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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1 }2 i: P% Y/ ]+ B, e3 u3 t5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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! H6 O6 w- R& G! [2 O6 c) a$ X( `6.) You watch the Weather Channel.# @$ `5 i. z* @2 R: S
) a0 I* K6 g6 w& ?8 r7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.6 X# @2 g8 ?' I1 j% N. }! `
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14., Z5 l! O; z: H; p& ~* Q# n
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.; h: ]8 s& l/ c7 z
; S& t9 @3 @# I* T6 O10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!), l/ P4 X/ t, z' \4 o+ X
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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" Q" j7 [: ?' h' c12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.2 W7 a+ w. N6 N9 }1 Z
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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$ y( z- ^4 N0 `. ^1 V& C6 D" Z( k x) Y14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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. Z" @# O, o* N1 c9 D# S, S4 w15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.& |; w* M2 \ i( ~! D4 u' b0 i
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.- V) J/ G5 t, B2 l
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.$ s9 N# \8 }& R; r; d' B5 m
# G. ~8 [2 D8 I5 p& ~$ v( l21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"! {% B! {6 t" n
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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! l4 W7 v6 j+ n# `23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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