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1． we two who and who？
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　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
# b' l7 e# z# t$ f9 n+ Z* I0 `4 L　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

: f7 F7 x! x3 p. i. F　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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. P9 k* e6 B) Z1 ~% c　　4． you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ,together !
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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$ h0 S3 c/ a( x) e+ u  u　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
! Z+ P) Y- S; d& W- T5 J　　nothing to say,go home!!
　　有事起奏，无事退朝
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1 v3 c5 R/ M1 K! j& C- I, d9 c; \　　6． you me you me
　　彼此彼此

' {4 m9 L9 x8 R2 A! d, @$ d　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
* z: ?# W/ [& v* O' _　　你给我站住！

　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
* G& t& `1 Y- W/ _$ \. c. r　　知之为知之，不知为不知…
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　　9． WATCH SISTER
　　表妹
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, k0 u' ~5 `. |　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
  C: ?3 ?1 }0 D! G: X　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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　　11． American Chinese not enough
0 w/ K+ f" D. T5 T8 ~) y- L4 N0 L　　美中不足
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2 ]! ~  D; @# P: ]$ W　　12． one car come, one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
9 b/ }# |  l9 U6 Z- T6 M) Z1 N' A　　车祸现场描述

' @5 x9 b( t- \/ l8 D# R4 }4 Q4 g　　13． heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放
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  J" O: V2 r2 x' E( o- }　　14． go past ,no mistake past
0 i) F2 x: E- D0 D: v　　走过路过，不要错过

　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
' u+ ~* u8 T- [$ A　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!

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