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- G. v1 X* z5 K l6 REnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group: z1 q0 j; ~: q$ U7 I; }/ a
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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More pictures are here
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman7 b* F" \4 r6 f0 @
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. 7 S1 w5 @' W+ g; V+ }8 d8 }, ?
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD./ U+ [! a9 q4 B7 r0 e
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.3 Q4 Y2 N6 m9 Q H: }* c& Q9 C3 U
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
: }" U, V* u/ e& d#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.3 G3 h' W$ M' T. K: j( }$ Y% B) @
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.5 E3 q- r6 i; Q L
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.1 x' @8 t$ y5 t. ^. T) q% }4 V6 i
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?6 t1 I5 z* V! }# v2 N& K, t8 R) K3 }2 D
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.1 ^5 o, v5 g: R0 ~+ V% w2 }
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "& x# |8 t8 _$ p1 X
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