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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman$ ~0 u- p# C$ [8 \
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. 9 j4 v5 O3 W2 W
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
) H! `9 ^- L: x1 u5 G$ b3 h) i& J#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
# v2 J3 R% d. O, }8 q) O#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
/ V( J$ C1 u: A# n* b4 L) C d#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.% ^. z/ r. D7 }. t7 h/ g/ n7 \
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.- [3 S/ b7 [/ h- \& I6 K
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
& F2 U5 x& o6 l#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
# y8 _) B5 s; f3 p#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.. H, n8 p0 T; Y9 Z9 Q$ v
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! ") x, `# a1 `9 A3 I
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