This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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2 g1 e( d/ P( M3 h" }0 MTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
4 D/ y& o, f1 l% d* g2 \. G#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
6 `4 L& N' ~/ x; p4 v* v! p0 C#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
3 G* [8 A# m& f" L% i4 {+ {#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
( }- x5 Z: K/ L#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
  E# b) N$ i' D4 X* Y#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
: F/ }4 X3 `/ z0 @% M; ?7 A#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
7 `3 j( j# }5 F  N* z. F#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

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, ^; B$ X0 H, s' G6 z9 ~And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...


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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
8 ?/ o' X: f2 Y+ }+ d看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

& s8 [0 v! M' a0 S8 R- Y. T& y; |6 ]that's good one