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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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2 B& s5 \' n+ vEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman, C9 @) x0 f1 R! f% a8 ^8 h
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
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#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.% Y* I# c/ a/ s2 D/ P
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
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9 k1 ]' q; U9 }2 |* @9 u4 M* SAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下8 B9 ?" \' }  C5 p& X2 [0 Y1 W
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19 , }( O* Q4 }! j9 ~; ?
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。

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