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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:7 t6 `5 V( ]  W, V1 d) X9 F6 k
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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More pictures are here
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2 c# D( U# a, _$ z+ k9 aTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
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#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
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% f, r8 [; a. y3 p: m#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
9 f- Z9 j4 t( Z* E#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO./ U# ]' L  j  c
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.1 h, E3 c6 T! Z" F
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.+ ], R, K6 g. `( ~% Z) ]7 Z
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?! T& \6 ^8 _+ n, a/ E0 N9 Z
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.9 u. o3 i) ]: C( X: p' U5 y
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "/ l, q: R1 v' b9 W) F( ^0 A" P$ f+ v* v

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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下) B  {' a) o0 v7 |) h) l  c& {- E
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
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看过笑了的,回个贴吧。6 x" k$ H, v$ k) Q
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
, f6 e$ B5 t1 O9 p/ Y$ N看过笑了的,回个贴吧。

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