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the longest word in the English language

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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Question: What is the longest word in the English language?
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Answer: smiles% X8 T, |6 v' Z1 B7 _7 b
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Because there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America
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/ _( t/ x5 e8 Z7 H  KTeacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.
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Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
4 _$ E4 O/ q/ o. Q) P2 uClass: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗* N6 L. ^9 O: v9 k

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A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
! U0 f1 j& m7 f# B4 z& E3 l( ["Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."  S" h+ [$ z9 s* l8 X3 ?
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman. . A( T4 z+ }5 j/ c3 w
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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你可以对警察说,我想你是个混蛋& r7 `) \% s' u! B# u
You CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:
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Officer: You were speeding.
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6 P7 z. W2 L: R5 ^Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.4 c: O- H1 _6 S' Y7 c' k
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
( K% ?/ M/ F/ H- d3 R+ l& [Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
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Officer: Yes, you would.
8 Q! v( k" ?: ?% gMan: What if I just thought that you were?8 [  @! B6 h: Q) h; J/ D, A
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.; L% {- u- \6 c& ?6 Q! R1 M- a$ S
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑 : @" S% i3 e8 q
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为什么男人们总问这个问题
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; i9 {  l! H! _"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
% y- T( p5 I9 a"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
老鼠在你家里干什么
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A: I'm in a big trouble!
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B: I can give you mine if you want.
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5 J6 l4 U/ `; h7 O4 [, m5 TB: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap." @& _+ w3 m% n, J
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B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
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2 f9 q" ?3 v; v( BB: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
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7 r: G3 d% z) \+ c& FB: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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等一分钟7 E" c& O& \6 c% l

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The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
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The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
: a; g# I) r' i3 D9 bGod: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player? , w; j, A* d2 C
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She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
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' o* z/ S, R( V6 ^; Y(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
I is or I am
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6 V6 A2 H  C- I- STeacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". & ]( ^% C5 R/ f% E
Student: I is the...* r+ S. ]: E  q' K( H7 t
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".7 g7 U5 Q$ Q5 H5 S, ^6 X
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? 6 c) ^1 [0 L3 V
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
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Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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尘肺???????????
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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I did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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同言同羽 置业良晨
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* C+ j+ a/ @8 _! D1 _great job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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. h( y3 _7 Y  J& B. o0 N以I开头造句:2 X3 D2 X* ?  f1 b$ O/ C
他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...

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