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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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; T- Y& r7 \' r1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
' w; ]! l+ w' ?, s5 ~9 x2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex./ ?7 t% u0 B" U! g
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking." k7 m, M0 E+ ^+ {9 V
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
m" b' L$ Q5 d i& Z) ]5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
9 u$ E/ x# Z" z! [ f, w M' a7 Y- m6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.# C z" P7 q/ R2 h: @3 `
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.7 X) g$ T" X& [
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. ' b; ]+ ? ~& @; ]+ C) i
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More if I have time ..
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