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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)) T0 }, ~7 s2 a v
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
7 O8 A- t( h' E7 h- ]2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
# W3 B& X7 Z/ M0 j3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
4 }, C& `) x6 F4 e) x0 z2 Q0 ?4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
) s3 q" w" |2 I+ X- h: B5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
7 M, @7 Y* Q+ z8 g3 N% u! Y2 f: k! N6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
$ h' W: p7 [6 M/ o( @7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.) ?$ u4 N- J# g7 B2 k
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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0 F! V5 S! V5 Q2 O$ T6 t uMore if I have time ..
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