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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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1 _; \5 ~ ]8 ]! y/ O9 H3 n1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.1 Y/ i, f1 w) X! P1 P+ p
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
9 r* o5 E4 \$ ?9 _: Y3 C3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
& A7 B! c1 F+ D# ~. r4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.' g/ |9 V2 u/ R" \$ w6 ?
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
& |0 d2 K; q% f t, {& `* g6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
6 Y3 F' p6 }6 B* O) e, ~$ l7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
; T9 n- b: h8 ]8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. " c8 X8 c5 \: c" o8 R+ I
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More if I have time ..
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