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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.8 C u, J0 B- g
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.6 H5 x0 ~, ^* P5 c
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.2 ~) r! ^, P; {+ _" F
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
5 N* e: i' f- f! }( f9 ~5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
: h& y, O- j: y1 o6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough./ z- R, x7 t; r7 J% o5 c8 H% U
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
" E9 w9 {5 D9 X0 ^6 E1 c; x8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. . m5 @8 W, }( ^, X% H; H+ w
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More if I have time ..
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