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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made./ C( h- D- p5 ^+ G) O8 A
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
5 a2 l) J$ b& S& `" `3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
6 M' B" M K7 i o4 l/ U8 O4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
( _+ J# Y, ?$ ? F% _! _# _5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.' n3 j1 W2 e, r9 k: b h, l2 p* j
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.! \$ O4 ~- `- ~8 `
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
0 T7 c* x$ ^- ]% j8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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$ z# X/ p8 P% Z- n( v/ eMore if I have time .. " |( Q% g, `9 Y6 c' j, }+ l+ t; m. [ v
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