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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)& p& i K8 r" O# v$ S+ g
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8 \. ]7 W. w7 D; a2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
: {6 n8 v6 u4 M* {, G) K3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.8 U# B5 r z) W7 t+ _
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.8 `' O+ b: C6 q8 L2 J8 }1 {% K
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
, D/ p. d# N8 H4 k, }$ z6 Q, v6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.2 g- R' [' l5 b3 [
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.5 \- S! X' s2 ~% `' q
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. 6 s, v5 @* i6 X1 S' n5 ^2 s( @6 s8 }
7 W# Q1 C0 u" PMore if I have time ..
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