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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 4 W, Z/ z/ X5 y5 Y6 Y5 ^$ z1 b
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.9 d; m4 J4 H/ @1 X. a; v8 e9 I
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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, B C" I! [+ o6 `. _0 o: T+ hIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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: k* }" M, B% TCalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank./ Q/ `0 l. E: h6 W6 _
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4 O$ B# t( f1 n; f2 C3 F/ IShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. , x/ B1 i5 i5 b$ N% ]
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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9 e: l$ G( ^+ S# T/ {That's when she shot him.
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7 l8 M; f; z* r/ ~* q% U( wYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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% W" }# S! H" a7 Z X" XWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! ! Z* r- }+ n+ K
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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