 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.( r- P/ Y- ?+ i. F3 ^* X
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. r: `3 y2 n/ A* x$ L8 d
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3 w& \2 s( t D+ R7 `' G& j, |& jArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.2 s3 `" q& H( e% N1 q7 M4 p; r# G
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.' B8 a( L& W6 Y# t$ [
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.; S% e) L. E1 c% F/ _- E
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. Q4 Q% A: M' M }She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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+ \0 B1 Y! g: ] V7 @/ JFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.
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* Q6 p% ^) j4 e% LYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 2 V1 t$ a2 r3 l# H9 X h
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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