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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 0 p7 S. f$ K* S, f' s- z" L
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.- Q4 @6 x7 b- ]; s b% r9 O+ k
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% C$ }. x9 E: E* z+ c3 W, h& wThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.# \! f. {1 T2 _, s4 L6 r
1 X# x6 I+ S8 bDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.8 {$ {2 Y& I. v: o" Q, \
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.4 J( T" @! P1 Y% P" H; {- J
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" f5 l6 B/ t p1 @% |' ]She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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1 w& E$ q( a# x4 V) i/ v: }/ lFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'; V9 b: f. T. a- g& y+ W6 Q
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, K" ]# C* @) [; S2 K" m+ ] qThat's when she shot him.# B t! ^9 W' L# M; x
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut; [0 H: b0 {' K- @9 u( [5 ~
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 2 c, r" B' k- i, v( {
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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