 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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) I" M+ O; s$ T5 g1 W3 VIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.. Y9 R# q9 K4 _5 z
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% \! k( y/ t0 U+ R+ v6 uThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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4 C$ t( F( a6 g" JArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.$ i1 S% f4 e A- w' G# K
) W; n2 h; L4 mDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.6 c Y: o$ j. \' Z0 F) `
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.6 ?$ w/ E0 r) c' p6 i
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank." m, c# \% u1 q: N; t
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. % |) D1 Y3 B/ k1 p. q$ S. t1 T
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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; K4 Y+ p7 W2 X& v; bWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 6 u2 a7 [: m! h5 `3 X( A% P
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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