 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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9 c$ }! h; I7 e# H0 yIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.1 x0 ~+ s9 v, f- U* ]0 C+ z
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.6 q L, z; o. f" V; C! T+ }
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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( _+ \1 s. L: x2 I" ~( S* D' S" b" jIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.; `/ I1 Y4 r* @- Q
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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, g. k: a6 }0 ?4 n f9 g& }Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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- g9 W2 ~( s" Z7 {That's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut6 E, c1 t6 k8 e8 m4 M* J5 s( U
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! + L; @' g. z7 S9 F3 n1 C7 y
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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