 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 6 Y4 a' Z+ A7 V6 h9 n
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed., A; B8 c( Y& x# \% ^8 R; C
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.& }* }, g) l7 e7 w1 u4 r
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2 m0 J# N) g) d& Y3 LArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.$ V6 K3 ?1 R5 X0 n# S; w2 [
: t5 [0 O7 ?" M: ADuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.# P B% y4 J& W
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9 e* Q2 u' D/ J9 k7 _$ A' y5 cIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.+ I/ ?5 S9 p9 K
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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v5 k8 T. A9 y) d2 j NShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!': Z2 a: i. ~% _; ~
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That's when she shot him.
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: P+ b$ k& e7 D8 I: VYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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& p4 {1 d8 L0 w5 r2 kWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 8 j, G4 p- ^- D! ~& K6 O# x
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说:支持有恒心读书的人
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