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All Numbers Are Equal
. z) ^) a3 G! T0 A" KTheorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then
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a + b = t: v/ g# a2 L" d W, @9 ^
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
7 K; E0 l, [1 G( v. `' I; @a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
7 e# `, ]5 O' |7 k. p6 ]8 ea^2 - ta = b^2 - tb' L/ I; `* g( j2 V, ?1 r4 f; B b0 d
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4$ d! ]6 J8 e5 P& ^
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
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4 \' c8 [/ [2 M* s+ ]( ySo all numbers are the same, and math is pointless. |
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