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Theorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then 2 p G+ z/ ]( @( `( q- B! M2 p1 Z4 f0 q
a + b = t0 U! A! W: {( U3 [) _
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b) * y% _" w( P! V/ g* _a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb* w; f" @' ]" \* F) @* j W
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb 5 E& X5 i5 q% J* l$ y5 h2 h1 za^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4# k- z( s* R) G3 X' |
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2! y$ t- U& `, m* D! d5 J7 ]
a - t/2 = b - t/2 7 v! z4 F2 m7 T8 f( Q! Qa = b ; E [% N& d3 h) d8 Z) s8 U( R' z0 h H# [( m" U
So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.