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I am picturing myself in a local Starbucks trying to pick up a woman.
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+ N; L3 j5 E: a' E8 `8 KMe: "Hey there. You're adorable. I just had to come over and say hi ... oh can I get you a cup of hot Caramel Frappuccino with cream on top?"
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2 l8 C" ^' B I( w9 A% sShe: "Oh, that's very nice of you ... Yea sure!"9 k& G5 J; e [9 x: v
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15 secs later, I came back empty handed ... "Err, have you been to that Timmy's across the street?" |
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