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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend./ X0 `0 b8 z# Y6 f
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 8 d* l3 x7 o/ n# v
; h+ \, T- r( }7 d; b' y5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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) d. e) g! ?0 k5 p ^6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 1 [9 T6 I8 B4 Y4 |) _$ u
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.! n4 `/ g0 A D; W( r; n$ R- t
/ D& P4 [ J2 b' M E/ \9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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- g* W/ L' f9 |7 U10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
" @1 O2 J* q& }4 V$ p. [two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
6 ?9 v0 l( s) U8 ?) k& l) I(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
' z, x5 V m4 |4 `your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 . D. G! ? b( q# d8 F; P/ |
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.1 z! Y9 i1 F( e
" }8 G7 c& x! p! [2 i" t1 a7 U" f12. Gopher = speedbump.
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" g0 E' ^) c- E& M9 g13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your . u* F& K" z G! N$ y
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