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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.% F0 ~! {' @9 J) m6 p
3 l+ _3 T6 C4 P& D5 t2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]5 f0 a5 l# }7 Z; _5 S2 \* R" e
, {. ]6 L0 S8 s3 i" v3 p3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.2 F/ M4 F! w3 [4 i- f; I
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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2 [7 l) C+ t# O( w1 z6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 1 t; p7 b# v, x" E, E
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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% ~6 A# X3 x8 s8 i3 d2 {8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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8 J/ W Y; t' {11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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' l0 e; ]; @& w) a! D! E(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
5 J, D/ K7 m/ H+ j1 t8 z6 ^; j, C1 qyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 % Q" H! T7 k3 \ T7 n+ J3 v) k
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.- Y- ]( ]# B! d& u: I+ F( v2 k
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.: k+ L, w* Z: u# ~0 m3 {
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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