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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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4 t0 ^3 _( G# `7 W2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.; S o: X/ n3 i( O9 L5 }
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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" T- d9 c; B. d: C; A$ [5. You use a down comforter in the summer. + e$ F% ~4 P- g; a
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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6 V* {: }3 _' Z1 o; f7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.5 V$ s; i9 z6 |; E( I6 E& b
) M5 C9 A6 U" x; c# f8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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! y4 d. @7 m% j W! V0 u9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)% r) [& g& p4 p0 a/ J
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) L7 M( c& J. p) S11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, " S; a, ?. Y& r0 P5 Z, f2 x
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 ! l5 s2 a, K, T
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, ' _7 c0 V, W* {, K
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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' x/ z6 V% `$ Q13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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, y& H4 \- p, C0 m! J A14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 6 r& n: j* A4 @; M a+ }3 O2 j/ k
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