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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]9 V2 L. Z) S g3 ~9 w0 ?
% Y; D8 i B) |3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 7 C' P0 I, Y! {' Y0 h$ S a" V6 U* F
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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b" g8 m( u; K6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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$ K J% n8 h; G; B4 d+ l- ?" z7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.5 l) l1 q8 b/ ^" \7 C/ W0 c8 d1 H
( r* l0 _- r! s7 ~2 H8 A4 K7 E) U8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.! T/ g9 F( x% a; D
- `+ G6 u" i) f- W9 j) b9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)# n8 Z. ?7 i9 w4 e' B
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.. l5 u' |" q# w5 j/ [
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
1 m3 I. D, j; OEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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2 t; V) p# r1 |3 n& n" ~7 r- }12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.1 N. H/ Y9 J! H. }" O
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 8 v: Y! G9 j: O
friends from Alberta. |
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