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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]- x/ |' S/ h+ r* G4 Z/ J
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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5 Z1 k, o; ~5 n# N/ b2 o" n" D6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
3 V, y& F) \* i) Lblizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]" ?9 C8 f" P$ ~; K2 m
4 E- l( {. U! V) x( c5 d; s& _! ^7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.: A3 w! j. o1 E+ d) O
" a' D3 p' c; L3 e2 d" O5 ^8 T9 J9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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4 N; T! K' z3 e5 U, Y10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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8 \. H* Z) P) z% f11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, " S4 c. e; G5 P+ T# ?
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 / R: q! F9 O) ^+ t4 S* K
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, 1 C9 N! E) [ P3 \. }' G! G, m
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 , N9 d# a6 J D+ Z
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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# @7 n; |; P+ `12. Gopher = speedbump.0 V3 ^& d! e# h3 l" N7 y! X g# w
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your * ?& d+ M: { e/ y @9 D# y3 q
friends from Alberta. |
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