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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.; ~! R. c! H& i5 e' m4 U
( x2 @: ?" w( t) l$ }6 z- M6 H2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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+ F& ~( W# J: o6 J) s) Q2 ?6 f& M3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.' k) z1 N. k1 Z* K8 _$ @& r$ m( i
1 l1 Y& r5 D7 \, s2 x5 n9 h; a0 O7 I4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5 v9 ]+ q) \' f% v- D* P3 Y: A6 a0 c: U5. You use a down comforter in the summer. + |- k* I6 }3 O5 F4 F# M
* z$ z1 A# J' ]" I- E2 g6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 1 A, [ e- E& t2 }0 R! L
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]$ Z% @. k, K2 t8 r$ }
! ]; G! w1 \$ @+ n. E( D7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.5 @) r3 l0 u) e% L
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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( [6 F( o( c: L+ @$ B0 U. e' |9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.. ^( I9 t. i% c- n9 c
1 p4 T% L- B1 o' U: k, ]11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
- g# R4 M; T0 l' D2 q6 W( d p2 a! Ctwo pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
$ ^* s' Q' T, S6 q& R(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, 0 I, h! S" M, c0 t
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 + i% C" B7 A1 w3 c4 t+ `; g: x
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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8 X |0 [, v$ }* P12. Gopher = speedbump.
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8 V7 u% ~# u' }- U7 f. `0 @& O13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.2 O: P! p6 C6 V" B1 ^
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your / |$ n* |: r0 `/ y* x1 C! ?% b" m' Y
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