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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
0 `* N1 m$ n" c! gA: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.6 q$ F2 C% v" _
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?3 _/ M9 I. V9 Z; Y: J: A
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
3 j, v( h0 q; q1 @A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.7 J! Y: d( S6 Q
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
6 g7 S5 k3 ~6 T4 E( [2 DA:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
$ V$ m _9 A$ L8 @# CA: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.9 B& p" _. T; s2 S* r
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族! U8 ^- C$ O% Y3 L2 p6 A& a/ ?
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Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?3 V @% \4 X5 I: _# t* X3 K$ D, v; L2 i
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。
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Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?; k9 l9 q- d. A8 [. W
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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; r) w- o' j' h" I% @; @9 }Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
3 k# T4 g, @+ Y% r3 aA:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。* ?. N3 Z p) Q7 ]. H5 y
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, u* q, h$ s1 ~9 {" x: d& GQ: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
' L( R8 S3 X# ^6 DA: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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b( p% v' e/ ~; cQ:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
2 _% t/ `5 C& {! n5 ^3 cA:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。" r. r( ]2 ?9 z" d: [6 Q6 p& T
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( X, u( C# Y* G+ R$ AQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?" j& `: E$ e5 @! _- U) N
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?: ^4 N! J/ R9 F U
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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