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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs? Z. X- }: K3 u4 n( _
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?
% z; r- O3 E% S) P4 r% q+ r/ e% qA:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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! c3 X P) R( u4 JQ: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
) o+ z6 k+ b/ l. R8 g% MA: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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% N3 r; l: m' M3 i! iQ:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?6 M3 U! h2 Y1 h9 H: b
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。
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! [" y& n3 O. ~ y& n7 R. p) IQ: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
' X- u* O5 [( [) ], ^1 R+ [A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.) r! i" n8 w6 w7 e
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族4 m: o. g' L8 O4 ~2 ?( e
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" O3 C; g8 t$ V) w# VQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
, d: ?: X( N7 n" p7 X7 Z) NA:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。
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Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
8 M# a5 z- V8 hA: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.1 k0 C. \/ a1 s7 H8 @
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?9 ]" P- V$ S% x9 h
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?1 |, G+ K/ b3 R3 o3 P+ {
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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4 O/ I+ _3 p1 }! V* @/ C" L$ nQ:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?& T. E. S2 _+ S! s' E T7 `& r4 M
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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$ Z7 J8 d) W& B0 iQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?
7 X' f4 e2 k; l, Y) L( lA: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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9 x0 Q' }5 [; w. e2 RQ:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?" p- T$ k$ b5 t3 `, _6 U
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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