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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?; }- m1 N0 `4 w' z* n2 D* Q4 m8 x) ?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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8 l" Z( l3 B4 gQ:中国人吃狗吗?" w4 _1 t- `4 r' J
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
) ^# j6 F& R# L" R' k# ?A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.4 E6 t6 r( a. K, J" Y3 {
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* j9 r% n2 U$ z5 h" FQ:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
+ Q$ J) s p9 Z, L* `4 oA:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?) ^. \, Z. ~0 L; k! ^7 m
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.9 c A0 H% ~ O# A* S
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族 T C) t0 E" Q! z
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3 L: d6 e* s$ }, v; ~Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
& c$ Q8 S3 |$ ^9 V2 S% WA:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。" e K1 e* ]3 O* t
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Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?% D0 k/ W# D }: [. i; L
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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; {/ M, x ]* E4 w N+ GQ:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
3 D0 |6 L& M- D2 R0 C1 D/ KA:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。/ f4 p) ~1 q) K+ F9 a) U) |
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- F# O/ ?, O3 z, I5 T5 N2 l* Q1 ^Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?1 M( k. n, B( O! W" M
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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; j$ `7 L; p6 G* h Q1 ?( qQ:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?% s' i. \: H; I7 P* X6 i
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
9 H, W% z* |! h& F& t) SA: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
7 A5 X2 r! R3 _5 |4 R: ^3 d4 XA:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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