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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
5 C: X: G) T, P) O0 k# W3 p+ n" YSnape: Who is it? , I. C$ q, M6 v; X
Voldemort: You-know-who!
0 u! u% L$ G( ]4 |+ C1 X/ ]Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? ' o |" q9 L1 r4 ]
Voldemort: You-know-who!
" j t/ w2 K) @9 ]$ `# A6 BSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 3 S& P( J3 Y' r" T; `$ I# G7 N! R, {
Voldemort: The dark Lord! 5 T" ^+ K; [4 t6 E( ^
Snape: Sauron???
& q& o( h% \ s; m# XVoldemort: The other one...
. @1 Z+ B- Q+ z8 NSnape: Darth Vader??? + {, W: H% d- E; Y$ [
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! " B" [8 {2 P( @3 }, h* P5 i
Snape: Hermione???? $ g E1 l0 W9 M6 m9 }4 s5 `+ t
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. e7 }5 \; P3 P' d @/ pVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! 5 R/ h. g4 }1 Q' W, h9 v
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
m2 @; ]. c1 c+ N' EVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
7 y! n; X+ ?7 x* M# U& MSnape: So Harry is my brother?
9 ?6 W r8 v, R6 t/ ~1 |Voldemort: Your twin brother!
+ f& J/ g' T! r3 t+ QSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
# N9 }4 L8 ?1 rVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
1 m; f6 V& D6 O" [/ f3 lSnape: Okay, no problem!# b4 Y3 ~: {( D% O: o: L
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" @1 w( [3 A1 D( l+ g+ r- j* lSeverus: What's that?
& T2 T' `4 Z3 IHarry: Your cauldron.
* c# ?) f( V l( O4 r: W* mSeverus: What's a cauldron? ( E: J* i9 o; s: s s
Harry: Dunno.
7 I, Z9 n- g6 A/ _1 W6 I% E9 JSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
3 W8 ~) O9 @. i" Z5 a' JHarry: Yeah.
( |! z* t/ J, s, G D! L; D; J# vSeverus: You first. 9 {8 c; _" n' e
Harry: It's delicious. * R2 O# N6 Y2 g5 a* c3 ~4 s7 L- Q
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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