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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
6 [6 U7 p& f; a( h9 t- `! OSnape: Who is it? 0 V. m  F; l" ?+ B4 h# L( @
Voldemort: You-know-who! 1 `/ b+ g; C% l$ Q5 F' X8 G8 {
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? 3 q6 r( b6 ]' |3 f7 J
Voldemort: You-know-who! 0 D+ U0 S- X! {, }' x4 t
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
; [0 C8 @+ p- y) X& nVoldemort: The dark Lord! # Z) [8 p+ S6 g
Snape: Sauron??? 8 ?: ]9 W* \" q1 ~2 f/ k$ I& |0 Z
Voldemort: The other one...
( i. j  q+ A9 Z& fSnape: Darth Vader??? ; R- T) b& L" H7 k8 `
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
- j( R: z8 D  ~0 |0 L. qSnape: Hermione???? . M3 [$ `! k% |: z5 B, [7 K' T  a
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. k- n# n5 _& G+ m: ]6 _( gVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
: j& f8 T! n' M( ~. R9 R! B  \Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
0 V( o! {  `. kVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! * @0 B# o% I( R1 A, k8 e
Snape: So Harry is my brother? ! S2 X/ Y, k2 a" i# l4 ^
Voldemort: Your twin brother! . u8 |/ d3 c) p. a
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
: p: l* R( s; `2 b0 b4 u% NVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
* G: H* w2 |  F% i8 }( WSnape: Okay, no problem!
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# }, F, t5 G* [" ESeverus: What's that? " p4 Q. ~5 G  L' U' _
Harry: Your cauldron. / `- B* e6 ^: j$ N+ S
Severus: What's a cauldron?
% X; H! g' K; R7 I1 S0 D) iHarry: Dunno. * `7 I9 S/ Y$ N0 E$ c- R3 S: j1 ?
Severus: Looks like something to eat. 9 V  N9 {( A/ I' U) p
Harry: Yeah. 6 b* H+ n, x4 V4 @5 ?) D
Severus: You first.
6 `  B  x1 Q% U2 h9 KHarry: It's delicious.
1 W, I* y" o% F$ d" H* JSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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