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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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6 ]% Q6 Y' S& I# d3 h( N, _Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
; y% v! o+ Y' t1 t0 V$ {Snape: Who is it? 6 B. S# X$ [% }: |
Voldemort: You-know-who!
! s* [0 G. g  |4 [/ y1 k/ d" h4 uSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
1 D" ^& O+ {- U; w, |+ t" GVoldemort: You-know-who!
$ i; I  {, U  E0 X7 P3 DSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? ) e0 P- l1 l& r# y; o
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
$ H# c# E& v- _% O8 v! g1 c) fSnape: Sauron???
: d. Y0 N7 E* n- I7 u1 _Voldemort: The other one...
3 f" k- j' |) K1 tSnape: Darth Vader??? / I0 T6 S; B, X7 D# s( _  Z0 G
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! + g6 @, _: H4 O  B& Y7 \# ]9 ?( T
Snape: Hermione???? ! ?: m' L& H5 P
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! ; ?1 T9 V  w, w' v9 i: L
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
" _7 F2 Q0 t" T; i! p7 ~Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
2 t: n4 a6 C0 t7 S: ISnape: So Harry is my brother?
" T! b- S) m- k, `! d. G' ]4 zVoldemort: Your twin brother! 8 L) b1 |6 C. ]+ }5 Z% S. d
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 1 `0 X4 O8 |  H/ K: I9 c
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
+ k& M  |  ~% @2 C# }  MSnape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that? 3 t+ A2 E5 c6 S% D  @3 {
Harry: Your cauldron.
$ M3 f$ `! a* e! a" B1 A6 D( Y0 sSeverus: What's a cauldron?
8 ]  M% M! [) w! E7 c! ?6 F( aHarry: Dunno.
, l" W3 x9 a# jSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
5 F  `# y9 A; F( vHarry: Yeah.
2 i4 ?: r4 H, e! K7 c" l* cSeverus: You first. * z/ v3 e7 A: f# B5 |" u* F! ?) i
Harry: It's delicious.
+ M# ^; P7 p, O  O2 P; j6 vSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!, W) |# X! G" E9 r0 R+ I
鲜花(1654) 鸡蛋(51)
发表于 2013-2-12 15:55 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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