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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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0 @5 H( M$ o) w6 e2 ]$ {4 Q& ESnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
% z. k+ F/ T" s: w& w# rSnape: Who is it?
+ E! z$ b) [( k7 vVoldemort: You-know-who!
1 p! W. f5 L: Q4 C, }2 J2 e' VSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
* }6 U- M7 t3 W  F: D# CVoldemort: You-know-who!
4 t' U% o; w6 _/ k! \Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
' a6 C% D% {; [5 S7 n; ?Voldemort: The dark Lord!
3 C' A+ q: N# sSnape: Sauron??? ) c$ y' x0 V# J# a2 P; s7 e
Voldemort: The other one...
. L  a6 T5 M+ C+ S) wSnape: Darth Vader??? 9 @4 m! W1 ]+ j  `
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
9 B4 K  P5 i1 a2 g1 P; ^: x& C* dSnape: Hermione???? ' y; ?& u# F& R/ ^% A

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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! ( ]% s6 T- X0 a- ?# c7 w
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
. ]6 r* f! w) G4 IVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
# @! `0 |: x$ f; }0 T$ y0 OSnape: So Harry is my brother? 7 L% l5 J$ g7 q# j6 L
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
, P7 D' s) M1 M! [4 jSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
/ ~) N+ P$ c! h- QVoldemort: He's the younger twin! 0 Q+ j- ^2 q, [5 S% Y/ _
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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# c: O, l, |0 M/ R3 o0 u+ P+ eSeverus: What's that? 6 d0 R+ l  F1 W' {1 N7 D
Harry: Your cauldron.
: N% R6 t. ?/ r! L% u6 v  i# I, G  dSeverus: What's a cauldron?
& O: {: F, I% y) M: Z" q3 n# h; {* aHarry: Dunno. 7 c- M- X4 E3 _* J: W$ U* b. j
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
0 `+ N& N2 y1 H: y; QHarry: Yeah. 5 W5 _5 {  Y5 X( q, N7 `' @9 E
Severus: You first. 3 q. d. y0 h) q0 Y' ?$ O& o
Harry: It's delicious.
6 L' D' n; K  HSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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