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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
* a& H$ K: F1 y# SSnape: Who is it? 2 y! D) d1 _) [6 O. U8 N, P2 ?. I
Voldemort: You-know-who! , ]( v. \" a7 f5 ~% t
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
: @5 T5 P6 p) k- _: I  SVoldemort: You-know-who!
/ D2 b9 N: d; eSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
& g" o+ {" i. W% e: dVoldemort: The dark Lord!
, E' m2 ?" n: o: rSnape: Sauron???
4 Z6 z4 Z+ z  k3 oVoldemort: The other one...
5 ^2 b6 I$ V0 \( k  F- a; E5 SSnape: Darth Vader??? : x' q2 t) W2 G1 ^5 ^9 ]
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
! E5 D# ^/ X5 qSnape: Hermione???? " S) @  }* Y: x# L2 o0 Z5 z1 }4 G

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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! 3 D  X. F0 M* o$ m9 t" s
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 6 O& a) J& I# x) u( A$ o) f! b) {
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
- G. ?5 N4 V6 I' v) DSnape: So Harry is my brother? 0 k' @: ~1 O! E) |
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
2 L0 ?6 ?, i7 U& a. {& y. ESnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
; T9 {! x' M2 v  l" x+ vVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
$ l' K* z' x  \( n/ p- wSnape: Okay, no problem!
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  `0 S4 ^; b9 H7 N& A* X2 ]Severus: What's that?
3 B. p+ E; R& |& `) G1 b5 CHarry: Your cauldron.
( w6 C" i. \* LSeverus: What's a cauldron?
. D4 h( W8 M# [9 }' M% B$ pHarry: Dunno.
5 i! m: i3 Y  USeverus: Looks like something to eat. 5 D" Y* Q: r+ S6 B2 C9 P, W6 ^+ T
Harry: Yeah. - J- g: l) u$ Q8 G2 b4 _
Severus: You first. # s4 w6 l& f+ R: u* e5 D
Harry: It's delicious. . ~, v. N1 s* [0 B
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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鲜花(1654) 鸡蛋(51)
发表于 2013-2-12 15:55 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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