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! Z( x1 s2 b- b+ d# cSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. ; Z1 ^) @0 j* K) h4 _% b
Snape: Who is it?
( {( [7 ^6 b7 l$ V6 kVoldemort: You-know-who! - e0 [; ]4 B: w$ F( S7 ~8 ?6 x4 u
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
" S; ^9 q* Q) o+ O0 Y4 C: LVoldemort: You-know-who! % `+ Y! U& _5 z. f5 L
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? $ @ n$ E7 i. h9 d% l3 V- ]+ f
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
, b9 V/ \: ]7 Q' P |Snape: Sauron??? 2 e$ f: f, Q ^+ _1 b* e& Q" u/ [
Voldemort: The other one... $ | B4 f0 C9 n& _6 p
Snape: Darth Vader???
X( w/ F k- ]% ]$ {5 {# T8 eVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
7 l( e. K$ h1 Z5 o/ ~6 f% ~- K( ~0 ^Snape: Hermione???? & B% ^% z/ f0 P9 s. y9 o+ n9 ?
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; Q6 I% h, Z$ B8 ?7 M! V& P) HVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! + [4 a3 l1 T" m7 `2 V7 {2 k' Z( L
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! # K8 z2 b6 k$ H9 t
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
) K$ u4 {8 M3 ~4 l4 `Snape: So Harry is my brother? / \9 o- @0 E. O$ v4 t+ h6 H/ ^
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
( h) Q$ E Z& i R9 b; L8 JSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
: S' s7 D8 k7 AVoldemort: He's the younger twin! & C# `( d% p" D& H# P- D$ l
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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0 A) f1 L5 ^3 Y) U% e2 V, H( MSeverus: What's that? 3 {* K- x: O5 K1 F
Harry: Your cauldron. ' O# O) B0 m- O& u- ?4 r
Severus: What's a cauldron? 1 N& j' _+ i6 I1 V2 M
Harry: Dunno.
; n2 W$ Q9 F/ U3 P7 WSeverus: Looks like something to eat. 9 M6 V, q6 f# A8 t ~( ^
Harry: Yeah. b u1 f4 D3 Y) o
Severus: You first. / f6 }+ b/ u1 f- k" i) x% W }
Harry: It's delicious. ! K$ f L' v) b8 I/ g9 d6 _! {
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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