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0 u! U" I7 O8 w8 ]* F( Y: C- QSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
" ?1 [& [. M4 `Snape: Who is it? & O, `! @2 i1 b$ W+ ^) v
Voldemort: You-know-who! # u5 G$ X% U* |% e+ `6 ]
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? * Z6 N3 O _: s+ \
Voldemort: You-know-who! 6 b E2 R) Q; L% T$ n
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
) B/ s% P7 K) P) [5 B' M. y2 xVoldemort: The dark Lord! + S {4 _: Q- p8 Y& D2 r% F, H
Snape: Sauron???
8 z2 g0 Z7 G% S; I: k- j5 @$ s$ xVoldemort: The other one...
+ P: D$ f6 _/ T& A/ P u2 vSnape: Darth Vader???
3 s4 s. v* L4 j$ A: n: I3 s) eVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! * p7 I2 v- E! w# J
Snape: Hermione???? 7 I- @' Q0 D7 F; Q! q1 r/ h
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3 r5 B! X1 P% V9 R( k# ^Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
* Z( F: n3 v3 `4 }# d; A0 t9 j* ISnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
4 \' s' Z" t* @1 U/ dVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! - t/ S6 G9 h7 }6 R+ w: Z1 k9 ~
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
7 x$ m& N' Y# L: D) Z/ ~6 p, {Voldemort: Your twin brother!
G0 g7 Q9 `* ISnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
" }3 L: l( |9 o2 |0 v6 P8 a" \% _Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
( E$ N# D5 `8 _, y: r9 x8 F3 cSnape: Okay, no problem!1 d( u1 g* p2 f. d3 \ F; x
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Severus: What's that?
1 P6 d, w5 S4 v; ]# h0 sHarry: Your cauldron. ; v& m$ C5 x1 V7 {2 ]. h6 d O
Severus: What's a cauldron?
7 x- c0 @% F5 \6 [2 Y0 lHarry: Dunno. ! D8 Y: X% N1 c" D0 r# }' F$ `
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
, x# b% K3 Q0 l! A! j, lHarry: Yeah.
! {2 K1 V# t5 {! h4 xSeverus: You first.
' n" r( X* ?" j7 A8 r; O2 a ^Harry: It's delicious. 6 e$ Y- r# K4 P$ I* M
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!% R2 |1 O& v7 X( Z' Q2 V, H
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