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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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, c* p% l( G$ I) pSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. ' c, [; D# L# d$ |5 z
Snape: Who is it?
5 F- a4 |4 `) k6 U- \8 A) {Voldemort: You-know-who! # Q/ ]! @" P" i
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
' d" ]8 W: a( }3 E% x4 \Voldemort: You-know-who! 4 B) w( Y7 l- C) W$ Z) b" S. E
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
6 u- ?% i" W: [% G8 A1 H7 YVoldemort: The dark Lord!
" R2 c( S( d6 X3 j, E. R! N( T/ g7 uSnape: Sauron??? + f: Q, N7 b+ |
Voldemort: The other one...
2 x& ?( W. x3 L4 s4 H6 VSnape: Darth Vader??? + J& q4 E9 U/ `% e; e% B4 S1 ~9 W
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 6 C+ J3 h9 X- B' m3 P# j* H
Snape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
1 G( C. C& A9 Z% nSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! ( S9 d, S3 G, E2 Q0 i! b0 D7 x$ D
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 2 O+ `  H0 l- V/ {1 L  Q
Snape: So Harry is my brother? ) b8 o! F$ ^, w& p, C9 I* ~
Voldemort: Your twin brother! 8 h- W# z, Q3 K1 d6 J
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! / M# O, O% O* c6 ^, K3 A
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! 1 h% h* o, A. u* C0 H1 z! b
Snape: Okay, no problem!: n. J9 v3 X+ \3 H8 ~
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0 x8 f. o& p- Y1 xSeverus: What's that? 6 v. d* u  m5 z8 t* J8 v
Harry: Your cauldron.
- N) A9 q: K6 M( ^% RSeverus: What's a cauldron?
1 I0 A  T7 g* BHarry: Dunno. 5 u% W0 {& J7 E8 m' B
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
7 X/ V+ i# Z2 |9 q- k  |0 N3 |Harry: Yeah.
8 F' w* Z. u/ e. ~  E9 d- M) N. xSeverus: You first.
( P; ^& P6 \6 M( |/ E4 B( xHarry: It's delicious.
- D1 d! o8 h* T1 y( n- D6 mSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!* ~% Y6 f( M! }: Q' s, U* _4 p$ m0 W
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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