老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
1 J) N: I3 l& O4 B9 Z2 M- Y性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
5 _& n( Z3 L5 a( M; P苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
# }- D; c) f2 E; W, Y  a1 L8 L" v教之道： The way of learning it
贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
! A) k( E4 \* [* w* d# ^昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
3 Y. h3 T# b/ L/ M. ^3 {$ h8 D择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
) |) r6 P3 W" u( D, Y9 V子不学： If you don’t study hard,
- n& R3 C  i7 ~, l断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
% A- q: _8 w1 ^窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
0 g5 ^1 y4 o9 I9 X有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
" n" _8 K8 b: I5 y教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 G3 M; m$ J# R4 R师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 But that is a real mistake
3 Z9 f! H6 h8 i$ D& F2 x幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
1 i5 f+ [% x4 C不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
" p! F# f; w- J不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
% G7 Q& [7 z& Z/ J: }; O性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

6 Y) R% D" [( |. o4 E# }服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
6 l0 o! i. I3 O7 ]% u; F  y9 M顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
6 X  U, ~6 e% R+ W* @! C& O8 a  C春泥是我的好導師。

$ E! b3 ^3 Q  D" f( }0 M+ I
别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
8 }1 S) S1 E& v, C) F( i$ n
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别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

此地无银三百两？
春泥翻释水平很高啊！

扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
5 J) V7 k) T/ L$ d+ Z1 |# S这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless