老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
* M" M) V, H4 c4 C! n9 N性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
4 y) G+ m! N: e1 v' z+ Y7 O习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
( u" A0 M. [2 k8 w4 i/ e3 G2 r1 ?( P苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
" y/ b/ O% y8 j) U  T性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
教之道： The way of learning it
贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
) B  d7 F0 k$ R择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学： If you don’t study hard,
断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
/ Y- x. p) o; B窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
% M& R2 P1 |6 c$ [( @9 W* H有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
# V; F" e, q7 b0 }* u) M名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
3 N0 Y" ^: W5 l6 `养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
* s6 u2 f; U/ B父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 e4 ^2 v+ [1 r$ }师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
* F% L* Q5 A  n* c子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 But that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
+ P% p/ U% ^0 Q8 U8 }4 x老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
* o: Z  L, y; r. F; t不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
人之初： At the beginning of life.
# H% S/ m3 S8 Z9 x2 q性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
8 B8 Q6 f# K% I3 D( g/ j1 _+ G苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

% h# t" r: ~* u服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
6 x, @$ g" x7 s顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
春泥是我的好導師。

别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表

3 i7 X0 Y" f# n8 Y1 u, ]( ^
7 q, P. e. b1 I) \( n' A9 e别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

3 r# t9 k) ?5 C/ n# g" S
, a( ^+ t# d8 Q: ]* [此地无银三百两？
春泥翻释水平很高啊！
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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless