老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
; x# E! x' k" T+ D# }$ [习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
) }8 @; Z* H6 r$ l1 K性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
教之道： The way of learning it
: E7 O2 _) p& }- z* _* H1 R3 `; Y贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
% G6 X7 G9 q+ J6 D4 a& I$ k2 H昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学： If you don’t study hard,
- Y4 [' J5 w! a断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
8 Z# {% q1 O! v6 b4 l: g窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
( a" j" L" ^/ J% X5 j# b名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
  I5 a: t$ e) n# P) J2 w父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
7 [7 U" F3 A3 L. ~师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
2 H/ m3 w/ {2 d& B4 ~" l子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 But that is a real mistake
( U2 P1 s) h$ x. X1 U幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
3 B3 q5 Q8 \( _( ?) I老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
! A( a5 F3 X6 C5 h玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
3 j" o2 I4 K, L/ m8 i, B& K7 Y不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
$ ~/ a0 L/ A( f1 u! ^/ i不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
7 ~1 ^2 W0 Y9 i2 G人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
# l! D- z7 T! r! O习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
5 Z! U$ M/ S3 R1 y9 t- w! j: R苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

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kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
顶一下~

春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
  D" L  H. t* `2 q- P春泥是我的好導師。

别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
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别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

6 O+ c0 B* q+ J6 ^5 B& u' |此地无银三百两？
( w- l  E& Q4 v1 x春泥翻释水平很高啊！
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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless