请教英语

kazaa

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# X5 E( E7 h; T- e  N6 j我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。

2 C' D' s5 B3 t% `/ `那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。
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我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。
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7 q  i) C: g1 t( SSomething like:
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          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.

: r) t0 I: K$ k- u( r# U: c          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.

( C0 T  z4 a6 B+ ]          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.


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谢谢

xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”
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. c' q6 y# D$ d" l: ~3 K* T“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”

“Would Jesus park like this?”

! e* I. P! N$ G  H1 G8 c! M“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”
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kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
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% l0 D- p) l) v5 A( s“Chuck Norris d ...

我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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  l7 h% y1 C% L- |: K8 J, v' h5 S“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”

这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。

Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
( X/ A' ?: C9 p' n& e我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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  W. w, S; v1 w/ F; `This one is for #3's:
Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
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. u1 Z6 t* j5 U5 I# pGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

  `- O- i$ [5 d! k1 L. I女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!