请教英语

kazaa

4 S, i" Q$ N1 U6 k. Z我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。
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( ]+ f6 s2 `5 Q& x& J& R那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。
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# p4 v+ T' K( |% C% l1 e我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。
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Something like:

+ v4 x) }$ [  m' i& y& l9 I' Q          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.
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/ J6 N* {# D. X6 z! ~          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.

) e3 V0 F4 l( N          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.



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xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

6 s- [' J7 J) \2 @( ^; t% g# b“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”
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7 J& J2 p4 S0 p8 [$ m“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”
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' b1 v5 k  z/ U2 A“Would Jesus park like this?”
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: `2 S8 ^; U, M( ]- b“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”
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kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
$ v+ Z0 y' q) h9 k* m+ UAdding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

“Chuck Norris d ...

. |' A" T1 i" }# w2 R0 Z我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：

“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”
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这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。
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Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
9 c6 I4 e. y( _6 ^7 P6 P1 O我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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This one is for #3's:
; @- w, g: s! j  GGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
+ d/ g, w1 K, P1 @This one is for #3's:
Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

& g3 {8 j+ z# h/ n" C女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!