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鲜花(57) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2014-9-23 09:28 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
本帖最后由 kazaa 于 2014-9-23 11:08 编辑 8 b$ q$ v1 [( `- ~- u6 ]9 e6 X3 J

, y/ }8 N/ A# ^我有时在某路边停车,那里是免费停车,那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前,靠近后面/前面的车,以致前后留的空非常大,经常是大半个车位,所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。
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那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车,她出来的时候,我劝告她不应该这样停车,她竟然说大家都这样停,我当时就告诉她,别人那样停,不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她,这里是加拿大,不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。# W, n2 h  i8 P& ^2 G
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我想打印个传单,在那些留空太大的车上留份传单,提醒她/他。希望言简意骇,请大家帮我出主意。1 f6 X5 F. h5 x, R/ e
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Something like:% h$ {/ T8 x2 S  \& F
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          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.+ m' f) \: a6 G5 |$ O3 S/ l+ \
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          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.+ t" X& y: a: k7 g# u; b. [( z
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          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.
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$ }+ x2 E4 ?4 g0 ^5 G9 N5 \0 B谢谢
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发表于 2014-9-23 09:45 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(215) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2014-9-23 09:58 | 显示全部楼层
Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:. Q- w  ~: l/ P
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“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”1 \0 Q+ H: H* h6 A, d8 }
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“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”
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; w8 N& {- y+ V8 a, b3 h$ z“Would Jesus park like this?”7 h# S) f- R, Y  }4 g& `6 b

8 |0 d/ n3 s/ X. X/ J8 T* n“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”% y" w4 V/ r4 |: ~9 g( _6 h  s
鲜花(57) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2014-9-23 10:13 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58 $ }8 t" \! ^* W/ |
Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:  W9 V( k$ H# G% C* W$ ^
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“Chuck Norris d ...

: E! |8 B$ B4 @5 A我觉得,你的幽默很好,我考虑加上,但着只会对加拿大本地人有用,对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上:
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“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”& ]9 O- ^3 ~. ]( Y$ Y" Q

- [: T. B3 k$ h* J& O+ x这可能对印度人很有效,但我不肯定是否违法,我本人不会去毁别人的车,但别人可能,我是提醒。5 B! n+ g$ c! Z& v( }( m5 j" o
鲜花(257) 鸡蛋(21)
发表于 2014-9-23 10:39 | 显示全部楼层
Leave more space to the following, please.
鲜花(37) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2014-9-23 12:57 | 显示全部楼层
很好啊写的!
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发表于 2014-9-23 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
# a0 z) E& J$ K2 D7 N我觉得,你的幽默很好,我考虑加上,但着只会对加拿大本地人有用,对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上:
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This one is for #3's:* m1 n" J6 U# d; g+ W8 T
Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...
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 楼主| 发表于 2014-9-23 14:32 | 显示全部楼层
yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55 0 J2 A0 u. g) H* I& H
This one is for #3's:9 j4 f. X' e- K
Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...
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女阿三直接报警,我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。
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发表于 2014-9-23 15:00 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i am a tire kicker!
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