酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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. ^6 z% \; ^4 z% t3 ]1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

, H% D+ p( B- r! X8 H1 Y4 d2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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- F- i5 |* p) s/ \$ w. h8 ~: k5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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% j: V5 f) N5 k  r" F! |4 E8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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. K  v" ?% ]0 E. k* h! M. e/ N16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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" V7 R0 _: Z( x% t4 E7 x; M3 G% H17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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& {) }2 a; J0 e19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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3 M3 _# a" ^9 [8 ^# N5 H- `24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.