酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.


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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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" l* X. M( l& U7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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# V/ q" G% a+ B# h; e/ a/ X8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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0 p* h% o$ |: f  Y8 B12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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6 u% R7 C) [2 D/ Y13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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6 H8 u4 R2 ~& b( w' M15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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) i- n: F  b6 d% D) b) E  S" ?19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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, U" w2 F9 o9 S; K24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.