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酒吧规矩!!!
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4 i; W4 ?9 [+ a& U  z! C1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.5 }' y$ o' }6 @3 `' m

! l2 V) R) H6 I3 c2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake., Z6 R) x% X# [7 Z, _# \8 @

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: S; j7 Q. S- C. @3 m" V6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.; p  X6 Y7 K) y; @. }4 C1 S

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" x  k% Z/ S6 _6 M0 m2 w+ S8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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7 [: T# O. i0 U, n: R7 A9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.! v9 I/ i7 r; ^

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.4 _( O1 E2 Y3 m# [" x: o  E

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% k4 M- C) W+ H+ v6 G17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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9 s4 _! V- t- x" k" A18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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) x9 B; L4 V& K3 [! U20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.  _$ f: A+ }. N0 |9 g' C: Q, K
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.( T0 J2 \. `& W" _
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not./ z/ a: \4 S3 g( Z4 Z

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+ b! @+ V2 D6 B, \25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.
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