酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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) G6 S( }$ g9 p$ s1 R# e; z6 ^1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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+ H. f/ k3 z' a7 E+ D2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


4 U) I5 k* r2 }& e* k# s1 X4. Change your toast at least once a month.


6 j& s, g4 [# E/ Q5 q5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


0 Y0 Y; w3 K8 U& r6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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, W2 \. m7 R+ M+ f) A  E* ^8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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/ K" P% Z; q; l' j! \5 \( H+ e* n9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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* n9 v/ }: Y* A0 R10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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9 t( g+ L1 Y/ }* k+ b8 Z1 D11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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! S7 I" w8 h9 d% Y15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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: z0 {6 ~& p) |& O16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


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& Z* W3 D3 f, b0 e22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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6 {. x$ }3 Z) B7 M23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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, Z+ C( @3 T  r24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.