酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.


7 G& p& }, U( @3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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& |2 W2 j" s6 K13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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3 S  E/ u  C4 u7 r9 u) T8 B15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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" \5 i: {* H) ^: B1 l8 w1 x7 X16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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7 t1 A$ d2 L3 A/ u5 z$ F18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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% }5 n, C3 x4 I( Q0 g19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


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( L" h# A1 E1 s$ X24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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# v1 R6 I+ W+ X: z% Y  B# A1 n25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.