酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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' i8 P" @' ^) f) q2 k! A1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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* X0 {& b4 S# m' I* ^  P) E2. Always toast before doing a shot.


3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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4 g; A" `7 V8 E$ ~! X5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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$ j9 @3 w- Y6 R1 A3 E$ ]6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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; \7 x) ~* b5 {* t! [  b6 O2 j7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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& U' U+ |% P& U8 M" m; o1 q11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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6 _( g* o( b/ Z+ v0 l13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


+ d7 M$ u' C" n: o# S' I0 O15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


2 j2 h5 J# a% O# \: M16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


2 g- X+ ]  o) G! D17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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  W$ a$ o& e( }0 V% u( S3 L2 j: D+ z22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


4 r& F* B+ w" m& D23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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% }2 |# w4 ]2 c2 L* K24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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/ {+ B0 J! n6 {4 ], h25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.