酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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  _$ G$ t: `2 ~! j' h1 P! r1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5 @7 R- d1 y' T5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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7 V8 a7 q1 S5 j1 M) g' b6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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; n1 T, n2 {1 M' V6 i* F% p6 V8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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  x- O4 K$ ]! _* w9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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2 k0 Z8 D: N" z% h9 K10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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4 t8 W6 h9 v. N0 t11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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8 X1 u5 p) b9 P& K, O; X; k12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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+ k) y4 Y- z  N' P- W6 b14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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8 _+ l7 s, h* w0 M18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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  j! x9 e6 e% R1 D; r: i! f) I20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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7 z8 h$ y4 Z; j$ c21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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( H; `6 i3 O" {- ]23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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& W( t, s) m0 a. T/ w4 G24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.