爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
/ q0 @4 {4 q1 Z, ~; ~习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
& C2 b% v4 ?6 C+ W性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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/ b# w3 b  M% {* p. m( @: A教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

1 V, a# G  y& {0 i6 B# C% l1 Y' ^1 {7 g昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

: f3 O, }  o! D: D5 a4 A0 u子不学：If you don't study hard,
* `7 R+ R& b& s0 h- l断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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( C* [; o2 A" i, _窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
* |* W" ]+ |* |# h教五子 All his five son took it
2 H* @9 Q, l( J: G0 Y7 B名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
+ V+ B2 k# [9 O8 q* ]6 k父之过 It is all your fault.
2 T, a8 A% B) i* e  U教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
# w" |! t# Z- v  n/ @9 |9 C师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

- A6 Q7 a, H# Y/ n子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
, Z2 F0 Y& Y8 F! t  n6 N5 f$ c' i幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
' V/ L& L$ Y! ?( c* i. X3 _; d人不学 If you don't learn sex,
8 C; w$ c# {2 L& |- S' h) f不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!