爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
; e0 }! r7 S7 i9 x: R性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
- ^" k; e3 x8 Z/ {% g  J苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
% i2 g5 F2 e: F" A) h5 c" C( S贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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, w3 {  m+ ~2 x) n) k昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
; x. F, q! k2 w7 n断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
+ L5 s2 K; a( D( i" I6 Q8 ~! r  \有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
$ q; ^3 h6 |5 ?2 o名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
( K$ d2 v5 s: |6 A2 J父之过 It is all your fault.
: a  H& k7 n5 B* U# R: o0 e教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
0 l$ J- A8 g; i* p* x, h: C9 P师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
& f8 e+ K; Q1 B9 Q( W9 K# w非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

# d* V5 _: R0 _9 j! o2 }玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
, U$ Z2 e! H6 m1 Y, g8 k( Q不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
  G) Y7 w; d( O/ ]: H( H# B6 Y人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
& S; N- l3 q  Q5 x& T9 xFaint!!!!!!!!!!!