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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
$ S/ B* ~+ r0 c7 A9 V性本善:Sex is good. # C5 L8 L0 K$ s2 V3 P
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
2 v1 i) e6 U, g6 b% J9 X习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 1 ^  _' [4 `7 h8 u0 v, ?* Y$ ~( k0 X
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. % K9 e& z6 |1 Q2 i9 f1 n$ d
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 2 S! Y' A) U& c; ~

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2 }1 x; @4 ?; R6 U! {教之道:The way of learning it
- H  t1 m' j  v( D8 b1 J" L, _贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. + r% D, \! E5 L8 [9 R( ^
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng , E- J/ Q: P* o  {# s% m! ?# w
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
, Y/ g# p9 ~5 G2 y断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 6 q: t0 |6 ]$ u# f- V
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
% E. G4 y  t8 Y5 l有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 A  q$ O% B: H0 j2 [; s% f
教五子 All his five son took it ) K- f# i0 O+ u2 h  g" T+ x, o$ b% x
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. . B  P8 I4 d# c& ?3 \8 d8 O! ~
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, . K* H+ O! ^  F; ^  n5 q! s
父之过 It is all your fault. 9 \- r% j0 ]- i: {
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
; u# o( S5 n  i; C. d3 m! V师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 V* A9 s4 n; l1 h/ X; B3 n

3 t2 Y3 B0 L% [' J子不学 You may refuse to study this $ a; {5 e- m1 l( j4 d* m
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 3 c/ W5 S0 W& @% Z
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, # P% c% v( {9 s( v0 s2 K6 b: C+ t. }
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
; o1 p/ h, n, l) E1 g! a不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 8 ]4 }+ @: Q* B+ {( F0 G5 D
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
, N3 S0 j6 A. w不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
9 O8 |" t0 L# N/ Q2 q9 jFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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