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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
7 k! m- ?" g$ I. \% x性本善:Sex is good.
" V1 u; |9 j6 v. \0 D- d% S性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 4 L8 Y# l! a* g) }- N4 ]- i. z6 Q; H
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
. ~6 ]- j% p1 J9 `, T苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 1 R5 m2 W5 v  n
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
* G* {* ?: _% b+ X贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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) u  C& C& t( _5 y昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 4 B+ |3 s4 A6 e; t4 a
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
" q' |& W2 A$ r, K+ {/ W0 |! z断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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2 x0 ~! J1 Y% H* o8 l# T* T9 D窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
- N; w7 R, B2 N# P3 ?6 X有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine % s) m; I- f0 o1 U. W8 @5 o# a# V
教五子 All his five son took it
* I* [4 W9 n& i  ]5 |, d名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. / x& B5 X4 D8 M- V
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, % _) a" h- F# _7 O8 ^
父之过 It is all your fault.
5 b6 p3 a* R+ v1 s教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ) C. u7 \& Z9 y( ?) O6 B# e) H
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 ^; |6 Q9 a) l7 c6 L, r  U, f
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
% A* n/ O- O1 e5 @/ N- z' |$ D9 s非所宜 but that is a real mistake
# o& L  n4 v) W) A幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
8 H! ]4 d, |& c7 ]; |5 S- P& L老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 2 A! E9 d! T. t6 B2 v& z8 |
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ( O+ g) ]/ i. W( [. Y8 K
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
# f" x* T9 W+ w6 g7 v: s不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
1 L9 Q. I% \) a. l8 T7 V7 G9 EFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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