爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
9 r( O1 W5 S4 S  V% T性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
3 d7 b* A. |( T1 s6 G) J苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
* D$ B7 u  R# n1 Q3 v性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
& ~& r% h: x' _贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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( l5 b1 Z! ^5 ^2 k  j昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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# x2 ~( o5 @$ K; Y( H; H子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
6 v- t+ J- ]. i- u有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
. r. z0 F( _% ]% p' E; @/ k教五子 All his five son took it
3 w. J3 U! h" S% j5 W' F- v2 ?4 w名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
6 H' n/ p9 A" w  G父之过 It is all your fault.
" S: @% j! H2 i/ q' c( R教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
5 Z  y  ^% Q% |! ]$ S9 j9 d师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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" i, O2 x) h0 }7 l子不学 You may refuse to study this
" R$ O% d9 |( h& R" q4 h非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
: P" T/ [$ q. t: ]老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) i: f/ t- \1 Q; J& \不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
( L( K( T* X, O1 C4 U: ~( Y1 {人不学 If you don't learn sex,
) B# Y5 V5 K  g8 n5 U" V4 U不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!