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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
7 R8 \1 m" I. {& M) a性本善:Sex is good.
. S6 o8 m- P$ b. d* _) h性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. " ^2 d: g+ I# M; x% z3 D- z; P
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. * n/ o2 ^, s" \
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. & U5 @, x6 b! K9 V
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. % D. Q. M" v* m% S; w: b$ U
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6 q# T0 E2 u. w/ v$ g+ V3 y6 o教之道:The way of learning it
& B" t: Z" m, l& Z* y* `9 a% H贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. / a  V( m" |7 V/ U

" }( ^2 O( Z5 G, _+ {: r8 I/ J% x昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
5 p  V( m/ p9 \3 s5 I: t择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
* I6 V- a4 @1 b9 q7 g+ H7 \断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 9 X. j7 i. r9 E3 F0 {5 ^; }9 Y
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ! J5 M7 S; Q  U4 W8 ^
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
* [$ Q! }: w% [9 Q3 M5 B教五子 All his five son took it
. \" h0 U8 O$ Y3 t0 d& I名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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* s9 {; y3 P: l1 J& I/ k养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, " F1 N& q* m  h; M& y  H+ D
父之过 It is all your fault. / |' b/ n0 Y& ]5 i: E( q+ @
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
  E6 X# T1 C: G8 O% @2 h/ W师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this & B- J: Q1 Q: X' P. {4 y5 L
非所宜 but that is a real mistake   A7 e* d0 A: |5 l
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
! f3 u- m5 ?, ^: n0 _# L5 R% o老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 0 M+ C) ]4 u5 \0 c

3 m5 B9 p6 ~: F  w玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ( \# n. k6 u# ?: v* W
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 2 p# U" w8 G9 K
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
2 E% {( r: V1 A) ]% w9 I& L不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!1 [9 s. N7 @$ G# Q* J* Y: {
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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