爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
% I! ^6 A& s* V8 d/ q- `& u- M: {! o! _性本善：Sex is good.
5 c% y! X" t, |/ |( k+ X" {性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
9 G: e1 c1 b$ `. i4 W/ G性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
0 f* M4 y0 P5 A贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

& [/ X: p4 S3 {# Z, a: q$ c昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
9 T9 u& D5 U1 p* |; r: [' X3 T择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
- Z3 X% i; R6 L/ a) {9 H+ ^7 D断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
# m- Z. n( D6 {4 l- S6 W5 L4 r1 J: |/ `教五子 All his five son took it
' a% X( I! n& m: Y5 P* M名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* E, x% H9 N2 A' o7 p父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

+ K" P9 Z3 ^; P2 U: r$ K子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 U' H( `( L( G2 m/ u5 V) ^% ?非所宜 but that is a real mistake
. j( u* S2 F( N9 p幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
+ x  X$ ]8 y! N) i7 R不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!