爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
  T/ `' {) W5 @0 p% {8 y性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
- v. O: R; P6 m( `2 {! z4 x苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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1 S5 B- W: I+ @" r2 L8 v% V教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

2 b$ Y; i9 e5 W2 z1 R5 x; \3 ^昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
& ]' a$ j* a; G9 k; V* f: W- C断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

9 \6 `$ q2 A: K* t! K/ {窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
5 }. G2 D' \, G, }有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
/ G. {/ C- m2 y  v6 y! w0 Y名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
! {% J+ |$ L! [3 Q& r$ N父之过 It is all your fault.
9 i9 g! a6 R, s2 y9 k教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
+ k: G0 T" c4 K  G& y- q非所宜 but that is a real mistake
1 o6 d8 ^' ?( G' i8 i  N8 j幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
: @  [/ H2 h! _  r5 a& |3 W5 s* t/ h老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

( D5 P6 ~) S" c5 O, _9 ]; ~5 V玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
9 ]' _6 h8 S  D+ W不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
! i' C( Y9 |9 s8 O% aFaint!!!!!!!!!!!