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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. . T4 S/ j/ h. t5 w- V+ b4 {' e$ T
性本善:Sex is good. 3 l* O, s! X/ u2 E) C
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ! z$ k" k- H6 ?0 g1 G0 o+ ], {
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 5 V: ^( A+ b% o. d: o0 F
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
" B4 A* F+ u/ q7 ^* m. S性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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  _4 G0 L" t. N( b3 J8 `+ H! z教之道:The way of learning it ; }, H/ \. t- {5 A
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 p% ^1 \- }. C2 O8 d) X- c. t

. ^, l( h7 m0 W昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng , g  \* u) H9 V8 h; O
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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% ~( @1 O/ ]- Y3 t) E" w8 W- C子不学:If you don't study hard,
* C+ K1 ^+ G- w1 {0 v8 S断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) c. J: P* M2 x" W3 g( h
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
1 q0 l7 l1 r% A/ P( }& C0 B有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine + A* b! W$ j( }8 ~/ z3 C7 Z
教五子 All his five son took it 7 Q8 C* f/ Z9 C4 i0 Z. x! m( ~) u
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. / A6 d7 d! s0 k& C9 e5 U

! L% h( @- o: H9 S养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,   k* E3 O6 a2 Y" ?
父之过 It is all your fault. ! j& H. ], G0 ~' R* U, v2 ~
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ) ]8 Y$ E$ i& U7 B1 I' i4 |$ q% E3 D
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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2 Q6 p4 s' \- q2 p2 ]' |/ [3 c- E子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 ^! i+ `5 n/ l6 T6 t非所宜 but that is a real mistake * e' p, }+ E/ }; y& _3 T- E
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
5 k& M5 j* r: Y. i# ^/ e+ Z8 t$ T% @老何为 you will lose your ability when aged # F: {8 P  J. w8 d5 O& u

6 N6 R- N( H! K+ O玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, / O! c* \1 z- \: e  u2 R9 d
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. . k8 N% `; }; V" S8 K
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
1 R2 J8 z* J, Y& {不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!- p: C' p$ H2 L% U0 g5 I* n3 s
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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