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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. ! Q+ w5 J, s' I$ a* g
性本善:Sex is good.
# |' @0 [& D8 I; ?2 E. E性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
$ \/ T+ W+ ~5 I4 H习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 9 B0 N' v5 M5 }% w* e
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
1 |3 q$ q, \7 H$ u" I3 E+ r性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ; H: ^1 G7 o4 e/ V) j) o& x
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教之道:The way of learning it 8 S- |) f2 p9 B
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 0 l4 p! v; I  E9 A

; y1 ]: U7 x7 Y/ b1 u. T" V' t昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
. @& N; _7 b  u择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ! N/ B# C9 ~6 K, }5 q! g: M

- i4 g" l9 p. }2 ?( u子不学:If you don't study hard,
- R2 w/ a$ u& y$ a( w/ F. C断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. - @( f6 E! Z% v5 R* }
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
2 L% S! U; L. [. n有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 0 W" V* c5 V+ P6 a* a1 _3 v% H; Q
教五子 All his five son took it . v& s) P. C' \6 Y
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. + f9 D; Q6 @! ^5 m6 \

" `- @6 _# E4 F- I0 r# t养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 9 ^3 N4 L) n6 w' x
父之过 It is all your fault. / r$ e4 d& u4 Y, U
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, : I% y- `9 K" |( d3 G; _6 y: e/ b" [
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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* b- u) i$ R. g% u* X) s子不学 You may refuse to study this
$ z5 R; F* }0 Z# x6 l: e2 K非所宜 but that is a real mistake 0 u" j; X' R! w' e2 z! V& t/ t
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
% f, n/ N2 }3 z# V, x; `/ e老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 5 e$ h. W# T" |5 X

, \7 M" Z/ V% ^8 Q. M9 q" M6 J玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
9 {6 [2 c. C; b7 [6 M; h% q% O不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
" ?" ^8 U( U! o+ G  W' `人不学 If you don't learn sex,
* v0 P& W+ L8 D1 A3 \. u: i; x2 L5 `不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!8 w0 D- U- ]1 J# x( U8 {5 Q
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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