爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
& V1 w1 y' F5 I' z7 C0 |性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
3 A. R( X+ x( e7 m7 Z2 X  q. D性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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# q% q! H6 {- p- ~/ Z6 {教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
7 `* h+ ^" F2 L! i0 e' Z% v择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
6 y( J( C# n7 q4 n; l  |有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 D6 s7 S6 r/ ^5 \4 O4 J( ]" d教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

0 \% U3 M% [1 ]/ X( I养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
  [- p0 r+ l/ N% d- k8 |) L  K父之过 It is all your fault.
, G, m0 y+ k, D1 w+ {5 W8 U教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
7 K! T3 j1 ?7 Y5 G; R$ W) f师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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. `. K4 e2 Q* r2 S2 p# s子不学 You may refuse to study this
* k9 s- j7 O7 v( B/ x% x, C# i非所宜 but that is a real mistake
  N6 r' O; e$ i& Z6 X幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
2 {  U& A  c0 L+ Y老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
4 W7 v/ p; P; {7 Y2 g& U不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
5 Q) T8 \3 Z! g4 h4 l人不学 If you don't learn sex,
9 T& l  i; B2 s/ M7 h6 b- Q0 @) F3 K( L不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!