爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
3 I! w/ G* \, ~( L! c习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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0 R, g# b; H% l6 V0 g3 a1 _教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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/ u" O  @! \  @! N# D子不学：If you don't study hard,
8 d  ?, E2 {6 {/ ^' D) J! [- k" f0 t7 m断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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3 f+ d! w; A2 _窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 S. u$ F8 f5 Q! L& `$ {教五子 All his five son took it
- W; n* x( E' @  O5 C3 s名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
$ B; K- _# O1 L3 v( T" ~; Z父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

) |, R( Z5 |3 K1 B子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
$ y2 Q# Y/ l) U老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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. {3 ^) C! Q& {9 s4 {( M3 U7 }玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
4 E- e; t  `$ x/ M$ k& K/ @不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!